LANNISTER: A WESTEROSI MUSICAL

How does an awkward orphan,
son of a womanizing drunkard,
dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot of the far Westerlands by Seven Gods, impoverished, in squalor,
grow up to be a hero and a scholar?

COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU 

(AT JAIME I UNIVERSITY, TO BE MORE PRECISE)

This Easter's sensational fan-made fusion filk parody of the groundbreaking rap musical.

This time, not about the rise and fall of a man, but of three or four generations --

IN WESTEROS!

Starring Sandra Dermark (premise, lyrics, production) as Young Tywin / Young Cersei / Joffrey.

Featuring: Uttam Paudel (invited all the way from Kutztown, PA) as Oberyn Martell

Andreu Ciscar as Steffon Baratheon / Young Robert / Renly 

Liza Pluijter as Young Aerys / Margaery Tyrell

Playing outdoors at the Agora of Jaime I University, right outside Castellón (Region of Valencia, Eastern Spain)

throughout this Easter season:

the ur-première is on Holy Wednesday, the evening of the 12th of April 2017!!

And... If there's a reason you should pass by, and watch some Thronies rehearse their lines...

Don't be willing to wait for it!

STEFFON, BARRISTAN, AERYS:

We fought with him!

EDDARD:

Me? I died for him!

AERYS:

Me? I trusted him!

JOANNA, CERSEI, SHAE:

Me? I loved him!

OBERYN:

Me? I poisoned him!

TYRION:

And me? I'm the bloody fool that shot him!

EVERYONE:
There's a million things I haven't done,
but just you wait, just you wait...

YOUNG AERYS:
What's your name?

EVERYONE IN CHORUS:
Tywin of the Lannisters!!