viernes, 28 de marzo de 2014


How does Stannis Baratheon spend an ordinary day at Dragonstone?

Some fans rooting for the Lobster King (OK, he's got supporters in the real world! have maybe found the answer):

4:30 Wake-up, calisthenics, bathe
5:30 Light breakfast
5:45 Update from Davos about latest events
6:00 Plan tonight's Lord of Light event
7:00 Crush next pretender to the throne
9:00 Update on roof repair 
10:00 Whine about how Renly got Storm's End instead of me
11:00 Complain about how Robert made Eddard Stark Hand instead of me (or perhaps complain about how he loved Ned better than me?)
12:00 Lunch
13:00 Grumble about Robert disrespecting my marriage and my marriage bed by fathering Edric Storm
14:00 Pick up Selyse's (the wife's) sept-burning dress from the dry cleaners.
14:15 Tell the Dragonstone dry cleaner that he missed a spot and refuse to pay until he finishes the job.
15:00 Practice flaming sword handling.
16:00 Instruct Selyse again that no, I am not celebrating Renly's nuptials so I'm not going to entertain the empty courtesy of a wedding present. Instruct florist about the same re: flowers for Robert's tomb.
16:30 Daily affirmation of messiah-hood with Melisandre.
17:00 A light dinner, with grilled fish and plenty of green vegetables. No dessert. 
18:00 Plot campaigns with model soldiers on the Painted Table.
19:00 Change working title of book from "His Lordship of Dragonstone, Stannis Baratheon's Forms of Address" to "His Grace the King, Stannis Baratheon's Forms of Address". 
19:05 Work on draft of first chapter. 
19:45 Send raven to publisher to extend deadline due to impending civil war.
20:00 Lord of Light ceremony on the beach.
20:10 Punish retainer. A marshmallow is not the night's terror to be burned away by fire.

21:00 Walk the dog? No. Dragonstone has too little free space. Rather polish that first chapter.
(My own personal additions, not schedule made by other fans, from here on):
21:30 Target practice with daggers and picture of Renly.
22:30 Quality time with Shireen (daughter): Propagandistic storytelling, no games.
22:45 Kiss Shireen goodnight, then war council with closest officers.
23:30 War council goes on
0:00 Review of the garrison, then going to bed with Selyse while rallying at Robert, Renly, and all the world.
0:35 Sneak out into the war room, then spend the night there with Mel, making love on the Painted Table.

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