Diana Thompson
A Toronto practitioner who holds the title of Astrologer. Threw in her lot with Blake as of the Subordination arc, but is forced into Conquest's service during their competition.
- Geek: When Blake and company visit her in Void 7.10, she's revealed to be a big one, particularly about computers and how astrology works.
- It's Personal: Hates Conquest because her mentor exchanged his life for hers, becoming one of Conquest's ghosts.
- Legacy Character: Her title is inherited and passed on to a successor when the current holder gets old.
- Mrs. Robinson: What Jeremy claims her to be. That and she may have a thing for Blake being younger.
- Post-Modern Magik: Her magic uses computers and lights to make constellations that she calls spirits into.
- Reasonable Authority Figure: Out of all of the other powers, she's the one who is neither hostile, overbearing, or predatory towards Blake. Blake even thinks to himself she's probably the first practitioner that hadn't screwed him over.
The other local was a woman sat on a fallen chunk of masonry, her legs folded beside her. Her hair was blonde, and she held a golden spindle. I might have pegged her at thirty. I almost thought she was a Duchamp, but the facial features didn’t fit the general mold I’d seen before.
"And Diana Thompson. Astrologer.”
“What’s your sign, Blake?” Diana asked.
“Can I tell that to an astrologer without putting myself at risk?” I asked.
“You can,” she said.
“Okay,” I said, “Let me rephrase. Will I open myself up to any risk by sharing it?”
“I promise you no harm from me and mine, along this vector,” she said. “I’m curious about your compatibility, nothing more.”
“I’m sorry,” I said. “I’d need that sort of promise from everyone present, and I don’t want to offend the Lord of Toronto.”
The building was only one floor, squat, with a sloped roof. The snow heaped over it had greater dimensions than the building did.
I knocked.
The Astrologer answered.
“You don’t have any errant spirits on your person? Nothing electrical or technical?” she looked at Maggie, “No gremlins?”
“No,” I said.
“No,” Maggie said.
“Good. Come in. Tea?” she asked. “I’m drinking a lot of tea right now. I ran out of milk a good few hours ago, so you’d have to choose between green and black.”
“Sure,” I said. “Wouldn’t complain. Green.”
“Going to be a bit of a squeeze, but you guys should come in.”
The others gave their orders as I made my way inside.
It kind of baffled, boggled the mind even, that we were in the great white north, a place with a freakishly low population density of about four people per square kilometer, and yet I kept finding myself in places without enough room.
I took a fraction too long to decide where I could sit where I’d have enough room, prompting a, “Blake?” from Alexis behind me.
We sat, in chairs or on the edges of desks, where we could find the room. The room wasn’t much larger than my parents’ one-car garage had been when I’d been growing up, and it was chock full of computer towers, shelves and boxes. Where those things alone didn’t take up enough space, the place was further littered with errant books and stacks piles of paper, a lot of it from some old fashioned printer where the paper connected as a series of sheets, end to end in one long feed with holes at the side so the machine could manipulate it better. The printouts themselves were faded, featuring reams of calculations, and many piles had words written on the sides in marker.
Diana looked so mellow and laid back, compared to the put-together way she’d looked when I’d first seen her. Skirt over tights, slippers, and a loose woolen sweatshirt, her hair tied back in a ponytail. She flicked on her kettle, which rested on a shelf.
“My humble abode,” Diana said. “I do have a house, but I spend most of my time here.”
The computer monitors, even, were old CRTs, some black and green. The place smelled like tea, ozone and mold. The whole setup, including the vaguely rounded pile of snow above the building, struck me as being a kind of high tech hobbit hole.
Not what I might have assumed.
Maggie smirked, “This is where the magic happens, huh?”
Ty groaned.
“I like it,” I said. I wasn’t lying.
“I do too. Aesthetically. In terms of usability, though, a lot of it’s grandfathered in. My mentor was cutting edge, but cutting edge then is archaic today. I’m not sure if it’s easier to let go of the sentimental attachment or wizard up some kind of power up to the equipment.”
“You were close,” I said.
“Yeah,” she said. “By the way, I really am sorry for shooting you.”
“It was nonlethal, you were trying to help,” Alexis said.
“Did you talk to Fell’s family?” I asked. I wasn’t sure if the old woman counted, but ‘family’ could just as easily refer to the little girl alone.
“I did. They aren’t as forgiving as miss Alexis is.”
I nodded. “Trouble?”
Diana frowned, taking her seat. “A lot of trouble these days.”
“Not so different from my life,” I told her.
“Maybe not. I felt some empathy for you when I realized just how much you’d gone out of your way to stop the Hyena, imp and the demon in the machine.”
“Machine?” Rose asked. “I don’t think there were any machines in there. The factory was stripped bare.”
“That’s not the kind of machine I’m talking about. I’m talking about reality.”
“Ah,” I said.
“I haven’t been sleeping, and I’m prone to go off on tangents when I’m on my own. The sisters are attacking in shifts, and the problem with my setup is that things are spread out. I won’t share details, I hope you understand why.”
She didn’t trust us one hundred percent. I nodded.
“I can protect my things if I’m paying attention. But I can’t pay attention while I’m sleeping, and they attack every two to four hours. I’m making mistakes, and I can’t afford to.”
“You have sentimental attachments to those other places?” I guessed.
“Yeah. He made all this fun, you know? Geeking out, hanging on every word while this fantastic, funny, geeky man described what he was doing. Tapping into greater things, experimenting on my own… I can remember the day I surprised him, came up with an answer he hadn’t.” Diana had a fond smile on her face. “Then push came to shove, reality settled in, and he cut his life short for my freedom. Freedom I frittered away.”
“I’m sorry,” I said. “I know how important precious people can be.”
Alexis glanced at me. I kept my eyes fixed on a stack of paper between me and Diana, refusing to meet hers.
Alexis glanced at me. I kept my eyes fixed on a stack of paper between me and Diana, refusing to meet hers.
“You asked us to come here for more than a second apology and some company,” Rose said. “You want help.”
“I’m not twisting your arm,” Diana said, quiet, “I’ll totally understand if you refuse, and I promise no vendetta or meaningful grudges, so long as it ends at just a polite refusal. Or even a refusal punctuated with swear words, if you decide me shooting your friend there deserves it. But I’m very tired, the Sisters think that if they keep messing with me, they’re either going to break the machinery that their spirit is dwelling in, or they’ll break me, and I’ll find a way to return it to them.”
“They aren’t fond of me either,” I said.
“Can you try?”
“I’ll trade a favor for a favor,” I said.
“I’m listening.”
“We’re meeting the Sisters,” I said. “If the opportunity arises, and if we can do it without undue risk or harm either way, I’ll see what I can do to alleviate the strain they’re putting on you.”
“I’d complain about how vague you’re being, but I’m happy to hear this much. What are you asking for?”
“Permission. I want freedom from the rules of the contest, to practice as I need to practice, to deal with the demon in the factory, and maybe the imp if the opportunity arises.”
Maggie was the one who spoke, “You’re Conquest’s champions, you’re his hands. In his absence, I’m thinking you could collectively be his voice. Blake would be acting outside the bounds of the contest, but this would give it tacit weight.”
Diana nodded slowly. “Swear you won’t use any power directly gained or granted during these excursions should the contest resume.”
“Hey,” Ty said. “We’re offering help, no need to play hardball.”
“No,” I said. “That’s fine. It’s in my interests to do it. More weight, as Maggie said. I hereby swear that I’ll put all power and weapons aside, to the best of my ability, should Conquest be freed and this contest resume.”
Diana nodded. “Tea stopped boiling, and I didn’t even notice.”
She was halfway to her feet when she saw our expectant stares. “You have my permission, by the way.”
I relaxed a little. I wasn’t the only one.
She bustled with cups and teabags for a moment, re-confirming a few people’s choices of tea.
“Earlier, we were talking about websites and cameras,” Ty said, with the next available moment of quiet. “Seems like you’d be the person to ask for clarification.”
“If you’re looking for a fast power grab, this isn’t the way to do it,” the Astrologer said, without turning around. “What I do took generations to put together, and it has its weaknesses.”
“I’m not looking for a fast power grab.”
“This is niche, unperfected, pretty out there by practitioner standards.”
“It’s like you’re speaking my language,” Ty said.
“You really are speaking his language,” Alexis said.
“I can almost guarantee that I’d bore you if you let me get going,” the Astrologer said.
“Bet you wouldn’t,” Ty said.
“You probably wouldn’t be able to bore him,” I said. “As for the rest of us, why don’t we say we’ll stay until the tea’s done, and then we have to go? So we have an excuse to leave if we need it?”
Diana smiled. “You don’t know what you’re doing, giving me a chance to talk about this stuff.”
“Give me your worst geek-out,” Ty said. “And I wouldn’t mind your email, so I don’t forget.”
Diana reached backward and grabbed a scrap of paper, scribbling her email down. “Don’t feel offended if I take a few days to reply. My modem only does twenty-eight kilobits a second, and I only have so much patience.”
I don’t think anyone present wasn’t horribly affronted by the idea.
“Like I said, grandfathered technology and sentimental attachments,” Diana said. “On to explanations. It’s about math, at the most basic level. Space, not the out-there space, but space in general. Proportions, lines, and really big diagrams. With this computer, I program the lasers…”
It was, in the end, not quite as boring as she’d said it would be, though it was pretty bad.
All the same, Ty hung on every word.
While I was thinking about implements, I couldn’t help but wonder what kind of implement a guy got when his defining trait was an inability to commit to a path.
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The Sisters had a place that was as spacious as Diana’s place had been cramped. Diana hadn’t made her place a demesne, and I suspected I knew why. So long as she didn’t, the building was still partially his. Her mentor’s.
