Liz Gotauco does analyses of fairytales by playing ALL THE ROLES (in different costumes, you'll see) and the Snow Queen is also her favourite! So I add her version of the Fourth Story plus my two Knuts (including that her Clever Princess wears MAKEUP and her Clever Prince has a soul patch, ie FACIAL HAIR --like his moustache in The Fairytaler-- to characterize them as YOUNG ADULTS and contrast them with child/teenage Gerda and Kai!-- On TikTok I nerded to the max by saying that in the Dumas version the Princess is 18 (elle monta sur le trône a l'âge de DIX-HUIT ANS) and her Prince is in his early twenties (DE VINGT À VINGT-ET-CINQ ANS), a detail that maybe canonized their iconography as young adults?
I ask: Are the prince and princess young adults in this version? She wears makeup and he has facial hair (soul patch)
Liz Gotauco's reply: I interpreted it that way (partly becasuse I only have so many ways to distinguish characters).
Sandra Dermark: They are my favourite characters because I identify with them, and they're normally portrayed as young adults (Dumas says the princess is 18 and the prince is 20-25).
Liz Gotauco: Oh good! That was my intention
Sandra Dermark: Why did you want to portray them as young adults? Tradition or some other reason?
Liz Gotauco: Since my channel emphasizes the saucy side of fairytales, adult characters provide more opportunities and the costumes are more fun, also they're depicted in bed together! And I love them too!
I ADD: Same bedchamber, different beds. And her bed is WHITE, some critics have analysed that she may still be a virgin...
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Gabriela C. Chávez: I LOVE the princess (in The Snow Queen)
Artsavannah: (quoting Liz Gotauco as the Clever Princess) I want a good brain in a good body LMAO
Kayleigh: I'm with the princess
Sandra Dermark: Me too <3 my favourite part of my favourite fairytale, starring my favourite characters!! I identify with her, very clever, polyglot enough to read every newspaper in the world, but critical enough to forget everything but the culture sections - and in pursuit of intellectual equals <3
Other nerds on TikTok saw themselves in my favourite Snow Queen characters and diagnosed them with ADHD (I have both ADHD and autism), by noting that both the Prince and Princess avoid "tiresome" (kedelig, translated as both "dull" and "boring" in more recent translations) things like a partner who only looks good and is not interesting or intelligent (Princess) or standing still for hours beside a door as a royal guard (Prince). This is called thaasophobia (THAY-ah-so-PHOBIA; the fear of boredom / idleness / sitting or standing still - NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH thalassophobia, the fear of deep waters / the ocean) and is very common in people with ADHD including yours truly.
Artemis: Also I think maybe that princess has the same flavour of ADHD that I do, LOL
Sandra Dermark: Me too - and her prince has the same flavour too. If you read the original Andersen story, both loathe boredom (kedelig things, like a bad brain in a good body or sitting still for hours)!
Maybe Andersen used this thaasophobia to characterize my favourite characters as young adults, rich, and intelligent... maybe they also had ADHD / enneatype 7 / ENFP personalities with the ensuing thaasophobia? There are many characters in fairytales and YA literature from the nineteenth century whom you can diagnose with conditions like your own...
Anyway: on to the Liz Gotauco version of the Fourth Story subplot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIXqsP1m6kM&t=1232s (take screenshots at Mum's place - I can't with my new laptop!)
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(Edmund Dulac TSQ-IV illustration)
NARRATOR: ...about a nearby princess who was so clever she read every single newspaper in the world, but was smart enough to forget every single word once she'd finished. HEAR THAT, JOURNALISM?! YA BURNT!! Recently, the princess had decided to marry...
PRINCESS: I'll only marry a man who knows how to hold a conversation. Oh, also, he's got to be handsome! I want me a man with a brain, but I want that brain in a (singsong) good bo-dy!
MALE CROW: Anyway, a huge crowd of suitors came to woo her, but they were all dumbstruck by the glamour of the princess and her court...
[...]
MALE CROW: On the third day of wooing, a young person walked up. He had a great head of hair, but his clothes indicated someone of lower means... [...] Carries a knapsack!
[...]
MALE CROW: What I do know is; the boy arrived, looked at the long-ass line, and declared:
"PRINCE" (imagined as Kai, b/w, in knitted cap and without facial hair): Well, this seems like a huge waste of time!
MALE CROW: Then he just walked on in ahead of everyone else! His boots were creaking, which everyone knows is humiliating, but he didn't give a shit! The confidence on that young man! [...] Anyway, the boy walked right up to the princess on her throne, which is a huge round pearl by the way, and she looked INCREDIBLE! I would marry that woman myself if I wasn't a crow!
[...]
MALE CROW: Ehhh, let's get back to the story! Anyway, that cool cat knew THE PERFECT THING TO SAY!

"PRINCE" (imagined as Kai, b/w, in knitted cap and without facial hair): I'm not here to woo you... but I would love to hear the wise words of the cleverest princess in the world!
[...]
GERDA: [...] Could you help me get into the palace?
[...]
NARRATOR: So the crow's girlfriend, whom I am creatively calling Girlfriend Crow, helped Gerda sneak into the castle through a back door. [...] Girlfriend's got a good job, she is loyal, she is crafty, [...] Anyway, they all conferenced in the palace hallway.
FEMALE CROW: [...] Hold the lamp and we'll sneak in this hallway, and no one will know we're here.
(An armed shadow rider crops up behind them).
GERDA: Um, actually, we appear to be being followed by a bunch of ghosts on horses!
FEMALE CROW: No worries, girl! Those are just the prince's and princess' dreams! Good thing too, 'cause we are totally gonna sneak in and watch those motherfuckers sleep.
NARRATOR: They reached the royals' bedroom, and it was a magical little place. The princess and her maaan each had a bed that hung from the ceiling in the shape of a lily. [...] (The beds' colours --his is scarlet and hers is white-- are not mentioned).
PRINCE (real prince, with long hair and soul patch): Aoow, strange girl in my bed!
[...]
PRINCE: Who the fuck's Kai?
PRINCESS: What the hell is going on here!?
[...]
PRINCESS: Oh, you poor thing!
PRINCE: I'm honestly not sure how you could have possibly mistaken (hand on his chest) me for your friend, but you know, I feel for you.
PRINCESS: Okay, before we deal with all of that, I have to give it to these two crows for bringing you to us! Would you two like an elevated position here at court?
MALE CROW: Does it come with a pension?
PRINCE: Oh, trust me, the benefits are very good.
MALE CROW: We'll take it!
NARRATOR: The prince gave Gerda his bed for the night. And the next day they dressed that girl head to foot in silks and velvets, and invited her to stay at the palace for a while.
GERDA: All I want is a pair of boots, and a small horse-drawn carriage, so I can find my friend!

PRINCESS: All right, but I'm also gonna throw in a nice warm muff for the cold... The carriage is gonna be made of gold, with the palace (coat of) arms on it, you'll gonna get a whole slew of footmen, and oodles of cakes and cookies stored in the seat. That's how we do it here!!
NARRATOR: [...] and Forest Crow escorted Gerda out of the palace to her new ride. [...] Everybody was so sad to part from one another that they fucking cried. And with that, Gerda rode off to find her Kai into the thick creepy forest in a bright golden carriage, completely open to any band of thieves that might take a fancy to it. [...] So Gerda and her royal posse are riding the golden horse-drawn carriage through the forest.
(Edmund Dulac TSQ-V illustration)
NARRATOR: And the sight of such a glamourous ride attracted the attention of a band of robbers. They were not about to let a literal golden opportunity like this pass them up! Those bastards attacked Gerda's posse, murdering the footmen and the driver. They pulled Gerda out of her carriage [...]
ROBBER MAIDEN: [...] I'll strip her of her pretty dress and accessories, and she'll sleep in my bed, but first we're going to take a carriage ride together! Drive us, minions!!
NARRATOR: As they rode in the carriage together, [...] They reached the robbers' place, which was this huge cottage-gothic castle, [...]
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GERDA: Oh robber girl, you're so silly! Tell me about all the other people we met in this story, that you definitely know!
ROBBER MAIDEN (as an adult, in red, with a ribbon on her hat): Well, the prince and the princess are travelling...
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One of the best retellings ever! Kudos to Liz Gotauco, six stars out of five!! ******