lunes, 3 de agosto de 2026

Updates on AFTER LÜTZEN - Changes to the AU

 You already know from El semen de los ahorcados that Courfeyrac had an ancestor who fought in the Thirty Years' War (and whom he dressed up as for a masquerade -  before the rewrite, in which Courf dresses as Puss in Boots instead). Well, his story is about to be expanded upon, as a StrixAlluka 30YW AU with the Amis as Swedish Army deserters turned guerrilla soldiers of fortune is underway. It will be in Swedish and called "Efter Lützen". Enj is Prussian landed gentry and R a Moor by way of Marseille (Engelhart Schönherr and Razi/René)... most of the cast will remain French though with a few more exceptions (Musichetta, Leslie - Lesgle, Joellll - Jolllly)... Furthermore, Gustavus Adolphus will play the role Napoleon played in canon Les Mis!

The idea or bunny came partly from that reference to the musketeer Baron de Courfeyrac in El semen, partly from a mention of Lützen in Les Misérables canon, Colonel Pontmercy having fought in the Napoleonic battle. But I could not shake the idea of the 30YW battle off my head and wondered what if Les Mis had been set in that period and all the Amis sans Marius had been killed in that seventeenth-century war. And of course Colonel Pontmercy would have fought in a Swedish-French alliance and been killed at Lützen...

Engelhart Schönherr and Jules Combeferre + Hercule-Joffrey de Courfeyrac. There you have the rittmeister and his two lieutenants respectively, who keep the ranks they held in the Swedish military. The young Prussian of the landed gentry and his French teacher's son, who has a plan to sort out all flora and fauna a century before Linnaeus, both joined the Swedish military in their late adolescence in order to fight for freedom of worship. The young Gascon baron and lieutenant of musketeers came to the heart of Europe as an envoy to the Swedish camp, representing the Cardinal (Richelieu), with a certain Moor by way of Marseille (R, aka Razi, aka René) for a valet (and cupbearer, and squire...).

Enj is actually a Winged Hussar from Küstrin, on the Prussian-Polish border, yes, and those golden angelic wings are as impressive as they sound; he sells them to Sr. Álvarez/M. Thénardier in exchange for a big hen that turned out to be a meat chicken instead of an egg layer - and then, at the tail end of the war, he makes himself new wings, Icarus style, from all the woodland fowls that he's hunted.

Combeferre studied at Leipzig University, but was expelled for being a freethinker (agnostic) and subsequently press-ganged into Catholic service in a tavern (under the influence) then taken prisoner at Breitenfeld and joined the Swedish ranks.

Courfeyrac is from a Huguenot background and he fled Gascony to escape from an arranged marriage to a girl of his rank whom he didn't know.

All of the characters are sharing the same personality and character arcs as in canon, but adapted to the 30YW setting. Pairings are also the same as in the rest of my AUs (Enjoltaire, Courferre, Éposette, Montponine, Mariusette, Jolesgletta, Valvert, Baholly, etc)

Razi (René), the Moor who never has laid eyes on his parents' birthplace of Castellón, started out with his widowed mother Miriam (Marie) on the docks of Marseille; her husband having been killed in a street fight on those same docks. He became a petty servant in Courfeyrac's entourage, and then the Baron's confidant, thanks to circumstances beyond his control.

R was born on the ship from Valencia to Marseille; when Miriam died and he was orphaned, friends of the family on the docks took up a collection to send him to Paris. He happened to save Cardinal Richelieu's shoes from a muddy puddle by throwing his cloak upon the puddle, and became the Cardinal's personal cupbearer, secretary, and cat-feeder. Before being the personal assistant to Courf, he had those ranks and offices for the late King of Sweden.

The Álvarez (actually Thénardier) family - camp followers, confidence tricksters, and corpse plunderers, whose wagon home can always be found when an engagement has just taken place. Cosette's former guardians, who pretend to be Spanish nobles (according to the Thénardiers themselves, he's from Barcelona ---Fawlty Towers reference!--- and she's from Santiago de Compostela). Éponine alone, their firstborn, is not supporting this elaborate confidence trick; unlike her younger siblings Azelma and Gavroche - although the latter joins Engelhart's company alongside his eldest sister, as per canon

Cosette, Marius, and Valjean "the snowy owl..." Innocent orphan adolescent Fantine was, in this era, ravaged by a thirtyish officer when her home village was raided; she entrusted her daughter to the Thénardiers just like in canon for the same reasons and became a worker in a uniform cloth factory in Wallenstein's province of Friedland, with Valjean for an overseer - his backstory is also just like in canon (older sister and fatherless nephews, bread theft, prisoner camp... lock stock and barrel - only sans kindly bishop and with Wallenstein instead).

Musichetta - here she is a North Italian (Ferrarese) opera singer who was soubrette until a while ago to fairytale collector and primadonna her southern friend Adriana Basile (who compiled the Pentamerone alongside her brother Giambattista!). Not long ago, they parted ways when she decided to move up north into the war torn heart of Europe with the half of the company that preferred opera buffa to opera seria - in order to bring smiles to the regions with commedia-dell'arte style plots and gags.

The ending is just like in canon, and framed like the stories Marius tells his daughter with Cosette, Catherine Pontmercy.

Feuilly is now Romany and nonbinary; Jehanne Prouvaire is trans and descendant of Cathars (she hears angelic voices like Jehanne of Arc). Bahorel is still  the thug-faced farm boy with the heart of a plushie.

Leslie (Lesgle)/Bossuet is a half-Scottish, half Mali mulatto ex-chamber Moor (Moor as in dark-skinned person, not as in Muslim) from a ducal court. And Joly went from being a Sephardic Jew called Joel... to being Jo-Lee "Jo-lee-lee-lee" from Joseon, who found himself in Europe due to mysterious circumstances (due to the historical webtoons I now read, Joseon is now my latest special interest!)

And Montparnasse is still the same old sociopath, a former street rat and self-made officer with a killer instinct...

The group name is now Freiheitskinder (instead of Friends of the ABC) and they at first live nomadically in the woods, then take an abandoned estate mansion, which they call the Engelsnest, as their headquarters

martes, 28 de julio de 2026

A NEW CHAPTER IN THE BARATHEON SAGA

This is the end of the Baratheon Saga. I envisioned it at first in third person like the rest of the Saga but this afternoon I had an epiphany that it should be told in first person by a very important character:

Dearest reader, I am typing these words from my office in Zürich. I feel that it is my duty to tell you the end of the Baratheon story, and how it all comes back to the same source.

I am ambiguously grateful to my Uncle Peter and Aunt Lizzie for allowing me to resume my University education here in Switzerland, thanks to them I have become a Primary schoolteacher in history and the proud enlightener of class after class of starry-eyed children. Oh, if they only knew the real stories about her real life that Fräulein Stark has experienced!

What caused my move to Zürich was quite unexpected... after Aunt Lizzie fell off the ledge in our châlet, her widowed husband began making moves on yours truly, saying how much I look like my mother, Kate Stark née Tully, who was his childhood sweetheart. Putting his hands underneath my skirt (I retaliated by wearing trousers for the first time in forever) and worse. So I packed my savings and came to Zürich on my own, with a little black case, and I have to commute Monday through Friday to the little school in the valley where I give my history lessons.

I have discovered that my family is doing somewhat well, somewhat not so well. My Papa, Ned Stark, was captured by the Nazis for trying to save their victims and executed by firing squad. My mother and oldest brother Roy are doing very fine in Värmland - Roy is volunteering in the war in Finland and getting married to one Jane Westerling, a volunteer nurse.

My younger sister Anna, that royal pest, has been employed by the KGB in Leningrad as a secret agent, with Varish, the Comrade of Sturmende, himself as her mentor. Nothing else is known about them, and I am pretty curious about their circumstances.

Stanislaus Baratheon and his wife Elise saw their daughter Irene being taken from them by the Nazis, and they blamed Aleksandra, the Lady in Red who said she would cure Irene of her autism. As a result, the Lady in Red burned down the parish of Sturmende with the two remaining Baratheons inside.

As for the two "Baratheon" children who are actually von Lännister, Elsa and Telramund, they still live in Valencia at one-gender boarding schools. Count Jakob von Lännister volunteered for the Republican side (something unheard of!) in the Civil War and was killed at the Ebro, while his ladylove Brünnhilde von Tarth moved to Valencia and is now working as a secretary for a local bureaucrat.

Laurent Tyrell and his lover Wenzel von Lännister, and the merry widow Margot Tyrell, moved not long ago from Paris to Zürich due to the Nazi occupation, and they work still as bohemian artists. In fact, the young trio now live in a block of flats next to mine! I was elated to finally speak to Margot and to Laurent and to tell them that I murdered Gottfried Baratheon... but it shall be our secret, shan't it?

Last of all, I want to talk about Elisabeth von Lännister. She paid the price for her many sexual dalliances and for her alcoholism by being taken prisoner in the Soviet occupation of Sturmende and losing her hair, her shame, her decorum, and her sanity in the process. She was found dead in the water tank in the Gulag where she was kept.

I myself have resolved not to get married, but to keep my friends close and acknowledge the peace in this country and the fact that I live swaddled in a cocoon of neutrality while the war rages at the door. I get rather well paid as a teacher, I adore my student children's curious questions, and it has been a pleasure to reconnect with the Tyrells (and to know Wenzel von Lännister). This chronicle that started with the Barathéons' leaving France during the Revolution has finally reached the present day, and I hope that you have taken some lessons out of it.

Zürich, November 1949

Sandra Stark.


PS. The other scenes I haven't written, like the deaths of Robert and Rainer, I will write them. This is the end of the plot, but not the end of my writing the Baratheon Saga.

domingo, 26 de julio de 2026

ESTAR O NO ESTAR... el monólogo de Hamlet

 Desde hace cuatro siglos que traducimos "to be or not to be" como "ser o no ser", hasta el punto de que esa traducción está canonizada en los anales del cánon español. Pero al hacerlo se pierde el sentido de que Hamlet está teniendo PENSAMIENTOS SUICIDAS y dudando entre la vida y la muerte. Por eso yo lo traduzco ahora como "estar o no estar": ¿estar en este mundo o no? ¿Estar vivo o muerto? Tengo el orgullo de presentar mi propia traducción al respecto

ESTAR O NO ESTAR... El monólogo de Hamlet

Traducción de Sandra Dermark

*************

Estar o no estar:

¡he aquí el dilema!

¿Qué es más noble:

sufrir los golpes de un destino atroz

o enfrentarse a una marea de dudas

y, enfrentándose, acabar con ella?

Morir, fenecer, tal vez dormir...

Y, con un sueño, acabar con

los mil corazones rotos, los mil contratiempos

que la carne hereda.

Es algo que hay que heredar con ansia,

bueno, desearlo.

¡Aquí está el quid de la cuestión!

Pues, en el sueño eterno,

¿qué sueños podríamos tener

cuando hayamos pasado a mejor vida?

He aquí el respeto

que hace de una larga vida un infortunio.

¿Quién aguantaría el flagelo del tiempo,

las injurias de la opresión,

las de la soberbia,

el desengaño amoroso,

la demora de la ley,

la insolencia del rango

y el despecho que sufren

la paciencia y el mérito

cuando podrías acabar con todo,

sólo de una puñalada?

Pero el miedo a ALGO después de la muerte,

a ese país desconocido

que nadie ha cartografiado,

perpleja al albedrío...

¿Quién cargaría con sus cruces,

con su sangre, sudor y hastío,

ya que este enigma nos hace

mejor sufrir las penas que tenemos

que volar hacia las que no conocemos?

Y así, el color nativo de la decisión

palidece con la frialdad del pensamiento

y las grandes y planeadas empresas

con esto pierden la corriente,

se descarrilan y son privadas

del nombre de "acción".

sábado, 18 de julio de 2026

UNDER THE MIDDAY MOONSHINE

 UNDER THE MIDDAY MOONSHINE

An Othello AU with a (nearly) all-female, all-queer, multicultural cast IN ANTARCTICA

LeShawna Jardinier (Othello)

Marie-Grâce Jardinier (Desdemona)

Cassiopée Véga Delacroix (Cassio)

Iara Ondina Luísa de Souza (Iago)

Emi Mizuno (Emilia)

René François de Satigny (Roderigo)

SOMBRERO DE SANDRA (FILK de ONE PIECE)

 LA IDEA PARA ESTA CANCIÓN, 100 POR 100 AUTOBIOGRÁFICA, SE ME OCURRIÓ AYER

***********

Hace tiempo escuché que una chica
se graduó en nuestra universidad
con su láptop a los veinticinco
Lo hizo sola y al siempre avanzar

Muches hay embaucades por Shakespeare

Quieren grandes tesoros crear
Pero ella no es como los otros
ella crea por
¡La libertad!

¡Bailad!
¡Reid!
¡Cantad!
Como hace Sombrero de Sandra

¡Comed!
Cread
¡Gritad!
Reunámonos
Todas las razas

Hoy la fiesta
no acaba hasta el alba
Cuando el Sol
amanezca en el mar

En seis días
obtuvo su máster
y debutó en la red social

Y al correrse la voz
en las redes,
amistades por fin logró hallar

Y ahora grandes influencers le siguen
seducides por tanto poder
Seguidores contades por miles
Naciones enteras
un fandom que sé

¡Bailad!
¡Reid!
¡Cantad!
Como hace sombrero
De paja

¡Comed!
¡Bebed!
¡Gritad!
Reunámonos
Todas las razas

Hoy la fiesta
No acaba hasta el alba
Cuando el Sol
Amanezca en el mar

Dicen que trajo
España a Gotemburgo
Y también
Que vivió en Castellón
gastó en charms de Pandora su sueldo

y por Wicca dejó al mismo Dios

Dirigió en Bovalar un rodaje
Y orquestó una fiesta en Saint Paul's Bay
Muchos temen al ver la figura
de quien pescó el pez en Bohuslän

Escuche que su estirpe es maldita
Pues es hija de la insurrección 

ella es nieta de amor y empatía 
la amiga del sueño y de la compasión

y es hermosa, pues todos contaron
Cautivó al más apuesto que hay
Más no quiso pedirle la mano...
ella estaba casada
con la libertad!

¡Bailad!
¡Reid!
¡Cantad!
Como hace sombrero
de Sandra

¡Comed!
¡Bebed!
¡Gritad!
Reunámonos
Todas las razas

Hoy la fiesta
No acaba hasta
El alba
Cuando el Sol
Amanezca en el mar

Quizás no sea la joven más habil
Pues le oyeron decir una vez
Que no es diestra en la espada
ni sabe de mates
Tampoco
domina el timón
No miente
ni baila muy bien
no es ajedrecista
Más no hace falta
Pues tiene a su tripulación

Con elles es su amor tan sincero
Que estandartes
Le vieron quemar
Declarando la guerra
al gobierno,

la playa nudista para rescatar

Más no solo protege
a sus gentes
Me enseñó
una lección esa vez
En que osó golpear
a aquel noble
Cuando a un ajolote
intentaron vender
Ella dice que somos iguales
No le importa el color de tu piel

Aunque no es heroica
Tampoco una santa
Al vencer a un tirano
un botín tomará
Más si el precio que pide
Es tan bajo
Con gusto lo pago
¡Por la libertad!

¡Bailad!
¡Reid!
¡Cantad!
Como hace Sombrero de Sandra

¡Comed!
Cread
¡Gritad!
Reunámonos
Todas las razas

Hoy la fiesta
no acaba hasta el alba
Cuando el Sol
amanezca en el mar

En la fiesta más grande del mundo
Hoy el Sol guiará nuestro curso
Que es el rumbo
Hacia
¡La libertad!

Y mirad la pulsera que lleva
fue de Rosa también una vez
Dicen que ella se la ha dado a Higinio,

que se la cedió
A Sandra después
Pues quizás sea aquel cuarzo rosa
el tesoro heredado

del rey (Higinio)

FILK SONGS FROM POKÉMON AND HOGWARTS AUs

 DOO-DAH (Grantaire, Seed of Hanged Men/El semen de los ahorcados, and his band the Furiouz Fwooperz: R as lead singer, Jolllly as accordionist, Lesgles/Bossuet as percussionist -cajón, cymbals, and djembé-, Musichetta as backup singer, composer, and lyricist)

Everybody sing this song

Doo-dah, doo-dah!

Quidditch pitch is nine yards long

all the doodah day!

I left my home with my hat caved in

Doo-dah, doo-dah!

I came back home with my pockets full of tin

all the doodah day!

********

Gonna fly all night,

gonna drink all day!

I bet my money on the big black horse,

somebody bet on my bae!

***********

The li'l white pony and the big black horse

Doo-dah, doo-dah!

They race all day and they can't cut across

all the doodah day!

The big black horse stuck in a big mud hole

Doo-dah, doo-dah!

you can't touch the bottom with a ten-foot pole

all the doodah day!

********

Gonna fly all night,

gonna drink all day!

I bet my money on the big black horse,

somebody bet on my bae!

Gonna drink all night,

gonna fly all day!

I bet my money on the big black horse,

somebody bet that... I'M GAY!!!


++++++++++++++++++

DOO-DAH (Meg Giry, We All Stand Together)

Da da da da da da da hey! (Minsky pickup)

Everybody sing this song

Doo-dah, doo-dah!

Strathome racetrack's five miles long

all the doodah day!

I left my home with my hat caved in

Doo-dah, doo-dah!

I came back home with my pockets full of tin

all the doodah day!

********

Gonna fly all night,

gonna run all day!

I bet my money on the big blue Horsea,

somebody bet on my bae!

***********

The li'l white Ponyta and the big blue Horsea

Doo-dah, doo-dah!

They race all day and they can't cut across, see?

all the doodah day!

The big Mudsdale stuck in a big mud hole

Doo-dah, doo-dah!

you can't touch the bottom with a ten-foot pole

all the doodah day!

********

Gonna fly all night,

gonna run all day!

I bet my money on the big blue Horsea,

somebody bet on my bae!

Gonna run all night,

gonna fly all day!

I bet my money on the big blue Horsea

somebody bet that... I'M GAY!!!

++++++++++++++++

OH, CHRISTINA (Meg Giry, We All Stand Together)

Oh I'm coming home from Strathome

with my banjo on my knee

and I'm heading for Levincia

for my one true love to see!

I had a dream the other night 

where everything was still

and I saw my dear Christina, 

she was coming down the hill!

**********

Oh, Christina

don't you cry for me

'cause I'm coming home from Strathome

for my one true love to see

**********

Oh I'm coming home from Strathome

with maracas on my feet

and I'm heading for Levincia

to see my lady sweet!

It rained all night

the day I left

the weather it was dry

so hot I nearly died of thirst

Christina, don't you cry! 

**********

Oh, Christina

don't you cry for me

'cause I'm coming home from Strathome

for my one true love to see


WE ALL STAND TOGETHER (POKÉMON AU)

 WE ALL STAND TOGETHER:

QUEST FOR THE CHAKRA BALLS

Six young people from all over the Pokémon World are confined due to a deadly pandemic in the penthouse of one of them's (Meg's) aunt in Levincia, where they study at the local university. Since Meg is an only child (even though two of these are her childhood friends), she is overjoyed to have some company! However, within a fortnight, the place soon becomes a pressure cooker, after watching so many operas and shows on TV and growing bored of seeing always the tchotckes that Peggy, Meg's aunt, acquired on all her travels as a pop star with her sisters (Meg's mum and her other aunt - they formed a trio). One day, however, in the penthouse library, Christine, the group's de facto leader, finds a book and a map leading to seven powerful Balls containing seven Pokémon so powerful that they can cause natural disasters - and, if you gather all seven, you may make a wish, no matter how outrageous! they are not only based on the Dragon Balls and the Crystal Balls in Tintin, but also on the chakras, and they are scattered all over the Pokémon World, in its "chakras" in unattainable places! As soon as the confinement is over, since all the universities and schools are still closed, the septet (Christine, Raoul, Meg, Rebecca, Rowena, Ravi, and Peggy - you'll get to meet the cast later!) decide to leave on a worldwide quest for the Balls... on the way, we'll meet their families and backstories

MEET THE CAST

*Ravi (née Raveena) Gandhi

Age: 18

Hometown: Levincia, Paldea (formerly, a small tropical island in the ***  region, where Gen 10 takes place - the game will be released in 2027, so I'll add the name of the region then!)

Zodiac Sign: Whimsicott (Aries), 1st of April

Studies: Translation, University of Levincia

Ethnic background: South Asian

Family: In Levincia: Reena (Kareena) aunt by birth, and her wife Winnie (Winifred) from Galar, aunt by marriage... On her island: Kali (mother) and Lakshmi (maternal grandma), Vivek (fiancé and childhood classmate). Ravi's dad Omkara was a sailor and drowned in a shipwreck when she was very small.

Career Dream: they're not sure, but chef or translator seem to be the best options.

Backstory: betrothed to Vivek since birth after the matchmaker made their natal charts. Coming out as a nonbinary and deciding to study in Paldea came as a shock to their family, as well as annulling her betrothal to Vivek. When Ravi took the flight, their mother and grandmother tied rakhi (protective bracelets) around their left wrist to keep Ravi safe. Now Ravi lives in Levincia with her lesbian aunts Winnie and Reena, who run an ethnic restaurant that makes the best kulfi in Paldea (according to Ravi themselves).

Wavy is Ravi's best friend since she came to comfort Ravi at her dad's funeral when she was still Raveena, and follows Ravi wherever they go.

Neurodivergences: autism (Level 1)

Starter Pokémon: Wavy (Ms. Wavychu) and Gecqua


*Christine Daaé

Age: 21

Hometown: Lumiose, Kalos (previously, a small northern village)

Zodiac Sign: Simipour (Aquarius), 31st of January

Studies: Translation (singing lessons as an extracurricular)

Ethnic background: Nordic (platinum blond, teal eyes, freckles)

Family: Raoul (adopted brother/fiancé), Philippe (adopted brother), Étienne Sorelli (adopted brother-in-law), Charles de Chagny (youngest adopted brother, aged 16)

Career Dream: opera singer

Backstory: orphaned at an early age, she was adopted by the De Chagnys and became Raoul's adopted sister and Meg Giry's best friend (she came to visit them every summer). 

Neurodivergences: autism (Level 1)

Starter Pokémon: Oratoria (Primarina), Antoinette (Belle Pikachu)


*Raoul de Chagny

Age: 23

Hometown: Lumiose, Kalos

Zodiac Sign: Lampent (Libra), 13st of October

Studies: Translation, University of Levincia (singing lessons as extracurricular)

Ethnic background: Celtic (strawberry blond hair, freckles, green eyes)

Family: Christine (adopted sister/fiancée), Philippe (older brother), Étienne Sorelli (brother-in-law), Charles de Chagny (youngest brother, aged 16, at boarding school)

Career Dream: translator or opera singer

Backstory: became heir when his parents (who also adopted Christine, and who died in a shipwreck during a cruise) disowned his older brother Philippe for being gay and marrying another man (Philippe and Étienne run a hat shop, Le Beau Chapeau, near the Prism Tower). Lots of parental expectations

Neurodivergences: neurotypical

Starter Pokémon: Amphinobi (Greninja)


*Meg (Margaret) Giry

Age: 21

Hometown: Levincia, Paldea (previously Strathome, Unova).

Zodiac Sign: Klink (Gemini), 19th of June

Studies: Translation, University of Levincia (dancing lessons as an extracurricular)

Family: Alex and Eliza (parents), Peggy Skylar (aunt), Angelica Skylar (aunt, deceased)

Ethnic background: mixed-race (half-Black, half-Latina).

Career Dream: musical theatre dancer (translator if she's injured) 

Backstory: as an only child of a Unovan senator, she had lots of parental expectations and was closer to her aunts than to her too-busy parents. When her eldest Aunt Angelica, whom she worshipped like a goddess, killed herself on the stage on her final performance (her Scizor cut her harness rope on her orders) this came as a trauma. Came to Levincia to break free from all the expectations placed upon her and to have lots of freedom and fun!

Neurodivergences: ADHD and autism (is also an ENFP and a 7w6). Stims by skipping and singing Unovan songs like "Oh, Christina" (Oh Susanna, in real life) and "Everybody Sing This Song" (Camptown Races, in real life)

Starter Pokémon: Snivy


*Rebecca "Little r" Bucket

Age: 22

Hometown: Ballonlea, Galar

Zodiac Sign: Gothorita (Virgo), 1st of September

Studies: Translation, University of Levincia

Family: Rowena (twin sister), Rhiannon (mother), LeShawna (stepmother)

Ethnic background: Celtic (auburn hair, freckles, honey eyes)

Career Dream: translator

Backstory: sisters born to a single mother who had to make ends meet and had many jobs, their mum married a Black Galarian (would be Rastafarian/Jamaican in our world) lady who runs a beauty salon in Ballonlea (but the sisters are fully Celtic because Rhiannon had them from one-night stands two decades before that). Rebecca is an introverted nerdette, while Rowena is the polar opposite.

Neurodivergences: anxiety disorder and financial stress

Starter Pokémon: Sobble and Hermione (Ph. D. Pikachu)


*Rowena "Big R" Bouquet (actually Bucket, but she is ashamed of her surname).

Age: 21 (actually 4, she was born on the leap day).

Hometown: Ballonlea, Galar

Zodiac Sign: Alomomola (Pisces), 29th of February

Studies: Fashion Design, Royal Paldean Academy of the Arts, Levincia

Family: Family: Rowena (twin sister), Rhiannon (mother), LeShawna (stepmother)

Ethnic background: Celtic (auburn hair, freckles, honey eyes)

Career Dream: beautician or fashion designer

Backstory: sisters born to a single mother who had to make ends meet and had many jobs, their mum married a Black Galarian (would be Rastafarian/Jamaican in our world) lady who ran a beauty salon in Ballonlea (but the sisters are fully Celtic because Rhiannon had them from one-night stands two decades before that). Rowena is an extroverted fashionista, while Rebecca is the polar opposite.

Neurodivergences: ADHD and Tourette

Starter Pokémon: Scorbunny and Ginny (Pop Star Pikachu)


*Peggy Skylar

Age: 33

Hometown: Levincia, Paldea (previously Strathome, Unova)

Zodiac Sign: Gogoat-Simipour cusp, 21st of January

Studies: several degrees plus a pop star career

Family: Family: Angelica (older sister, deceased), Eliza Giry (the middle sister), Alex Giry (brother-in-law), Meg (niece).

Ethnic background: Black

Career Dream: she has already had her careers, and her penthouse is full of mementos and tchotchkes (think the Satigny estate mixed with Ariel's grotto) from all her travels 

Backstory: the youngest of the Skylar Sistas, a pop trio formed of her and her older sisters (think of them as Dirty Candy -a very well-sponsored girl group with a Pop is Shallow and Privileged Rivals/Girl Posse image (they're much nicer off-stage) where each member has wigs and outfits in her signature colour [Angelica, lead singer/face, green, with Serperior; Eliza, lead dancer, sky blue, with Dewott; Peggy, lyricist/backup singer/rapper, orange, with Pignite]- meets the Jackson 5 or the Sensational Sisters -a one-gender sibling girl group- also, like the Jackson 5, the Skylars were black and performed since childhood; their roles in the band and personalities are inspired by Huntr/x). Their starter Pokémon did the special effects, creating flowers/leaves, jets of water/bubbles, and fireworks respectively on stage and in music videos. When Eliza married Alex, the three of them went separate ways; Angelica started a solo career and Peggy retired from the stage altogether and went to live in Levincia. The death of Angelica while performing her last song, "The Show Must Go On," by Queen in real life (she killed herself to stop a disease that ravaged her system and made her grow old ahead of time, and she contracted it from drugs - AIDS counterpart in the Pokémon world) was a crushing blow to all the others. Peggy is quite the renaissance person: she cooks, she writes lyrics, she tends to her vertical garden, she makes amateur films, and later on she drives the plane (a private jet) that takes the group on their quest for the Chakra Balls.

The Skylar Sistas completely avert the Pop is Shallow trope (the Pop side being the Privileged Rival / Pop as choosing vapid commercial success), being an open tribute to the 80s and 90s (with some bubblegum pop -Dirty Candy- and KPop -Huntr/x- on the side), just look at the hairstyles they wore! - but DON'T EVEN DARE TO MENTION REGGAETON AT PEGGY'S!!!

Neurodivergences: ADHD and autism, she's also a 7w8 and an ENFP.

Starter Pokémon: Emboar (also her personal chef).