Mostrando entradas con la etiqueta villain song. Mostrar todas las entradas
Mostrando entradas con la etiqueta villain song. Mostrar todas las entradas

martes, 4 de noviembre de 2025

LÜTZEN! THE MUSICAL - 4. THE STRINGS OF POWER

 THE STRINGS OF POWER

(Die Fäden in der Hand)

sung by Albrecht von Wallenstein


Here in Friedland life is lively, bright, and grand;

see the wealth of the realm,

how it blesses all this land...

Our golden future puts all Friedland up in light;

preserving the status quo

is our duty and our right... 

So please think of this as the occasion

for a little more subordination...


Look at these gentlemen,

how devoted they're to me!

Yes they're always at my service,

I decide, they think they're free...

Even though lots of rage

and resentment overflow,

I hold the strings of power in my hand!!


Great unrest still haunts our hinterlands for sure,

they are restless, defiant...

ah, but oh so immature!

With quick action of these threats we'll soon be free,

all remains as it is

and so will it ever be...

We can't see the future that lies ahead,

therefore we must follow His Lordship's plans instead!


Should they boldly protest

and demand that they be free,

I just snap my fingers once, and

all their hearts belong to me!

Should they wildly protest,

all that fussing makes me cold!

I hold the strings of power in my hand!!


If I lift a fingertip, a favour is bestowed;

just a flick of the wrist, and another favour's owed...

Lean but slightly left to make the Liberals elated;

then flip right, et voilà! Tories feel intoxicated...

Make or break a promise, I don't care!

The one hanging on the line is left with nothing!


Let them shout, let them roar,

let them pounce to right and left,

when I wish them to be silent,

they're as if of life bereft!

Is our course clear at last?

Violence makes everyone bend,

I hold the strings of power in my hand...


'Tis an ancient noble art

to preserve one's influence

with a mind for consequence;

ne'er outdated...

One is never planless having power in their thrall,

nor thoughtlessly let them all

just be strangulated...


Who holds power every hour 

in hands thoughtful and discrete 

can pull anybody's strings just

as they please, control complete...

Rationality's key

in this art old as the land,

I hold the strings of power in my hand!


(Chorus of courtiers)

Come and sing, come and dance

as this courtly life demands!

If he says we should be laughing,

we are cheerful and we're grand!

Merrily we await,

we will do whate'er he tells...

He holds the strings of power in his hand!!


He is bright, he is strong,

he's always been a righteous man...

With charisma binds the people,

we're under his spell, he can...

What he says is the law,

he's seducer of the world,

he holds the strings of power in his hand!!

He holds the reins of power in his hand!!

He holds dominion in his hand!!

martes, 17 de enero de 2023

SIENTA BIEN HACER EL MAL (HIGH TO BE LOATHED)

SIENTA BIEN HACER EL MAL (HIGH TO BE LOATHED) 

Esta es una canción que canta el señor Burns en la temporada 24 de Los Simpson. En su letra, nos ofrece un poco de su filosofía:

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Nunca me atrajo el ligoteo,

nunca me fue privar,

ni tomé cocaína ni maría…

me pone el abuchear…

(el que la gente me haga “buu uu” cuando aparezca y me tire tomates o huevos)

¡Ha de encantarte que te odien!

¡Halla el bien en la maldad!

El mundo está lleno de señores, sí,

¡mas pagan por ver al truhán!

¡Es una fiesta, es un festín

ser el villano de tu show!

Pásate a la oscuridad y no regresarás,

¡sienta bien hacer el mal!

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Chucky, Stalin, Megatrón,

Éric Cartman, Donkey Kong,

Darth Vader, Naider, Simon Legree,

los Terminators, 1, 2 y 3.

Yago, el Joker, lord Voldemort,

en la cancha McEnroe,

el señor Burns y Skeletor…

¡Cada héroe es un tostón!

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Si quieren que tu cabeza ruede

y tu sangre derramar,

si todo el mundo desea tu muerte,

¡sabes que serás inmortal!

Escucha bien este consejo,

el que te he dado es el mejor…

Siente la emoción, sé que será tu pasión…

¡sienta bien hacer el el mal!

domingo, 1 de enero de 2023

WE WERE A KING ONCE




We were a king once

Can we be king twice?


We were bathing in milk
Played for diamonds and silk
Once
But we want it twice

My show was a magnet for the crowd
No one could resist Volpe’s crown
Now the little ones
Now the married ones

Prefer Garbo, Gardel, Valentino
La voce di Caruso
Jazz on the radio

You were the kings once
Mon dieu, was it nice

You were knights of the night
Full of glory and might
Once
So let’s get it twice

We need an ace, a prince, a hero
With no fear, no tears, no shame
Who can take us around il mondo
Back to success and fame

Believe in you
Believe in me
Believe in you

We were a king once
We can be king twice

We lit big fat downhills
With hundred dollar bills
Once
Can we do it twice?

From Monte Carlo to Paris
In my silver Bugatti

We need an actor
You need not abhor

Listen to me
Mes amis
My bambini
I am the Paganini
Believe it, believe in me

Believe in you
(You were the kings once)
Believe in me

[Believe in me
]

martes, 16 de abril de 2013

SHORTEST VILLAIN SONG EVER

In every 1990s animated musical, the bad guy or bad gal always gets the best song.
Don Bluth's Rock-A-Doodle features the shortest villain song in the history of animated musicals. It lasts eighteen seconds:


"No Batteries" is sung by some classical-music-obsessed, aristocratic owls (why do the bad guys nearly always get associated with high culture? That's both unfair and anti-intellectualist!).
Lyrics:
Tweedleedee (Tweedleedee)
They're running out (They're running out)
They're running out of batteries... (Of batteries...)
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
No batteries!