Mostrando entradas con la etiqueta éposette. Mostrar todas las entradas
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viernes, 19 de diciembre de 2025

LES MIS DnD AU (Vox Machina Style)

THIS AU IS ONLY VOX MACHINA OR MIGHTY NEIN STYLE - THINK OF IT AS A DND UNIVERSE IN GENERAL

I think of this story as kind of Journey to the West or Wizard of Oz - a group of companions with different personalities (a balanced party) going on a quest (likewise, leaving their homeland in the East to find some sacred texts in the West). Also a lot of inspiration from the Holy Grail mythos (especially, but not only, the Monty Python versions!). This is actually a fanfic epic written by Courf in the Hogwarts AU El semen de los ahorcados!

At first only the Main Five are on that quest, being chosen by the gods to find the Sacred Texts, then I'll add Marius, Éponine, and other secondary characters who don't join the party (Ranger Éponine and her little brother Gavroche are guest star party members). Their main characterizations are from El semen de los ahorcados (Hogwarts AU) and from Eleven Moons Duology (Aritsar AU), but in a DnD universe. 

Same pairings as always: Enjoltaire, Courferre, Éposette, etc. Like in these other AUs, characters from other universes like Count Jean de Satigny, Eugénie Danglars and Louise d'Armilly, Éloïse de Villefort, even Josuke, Koichi, and Okuyasu... and many others will show up.

THE CORE FIVE

Enjolras / Paragon Enjolras: human paladin, only child from a very conservative and religious family. Aroace... or is he? Takes up the role of Tripitaka, being the pure-hearted leader who is given the quest in a vision by the gods

Combeferre / Jules-François Combeferre: halfling artificer, quite the Renaissance person (alchemist, gunsmith, electrician, robot maker, you name it). Takes up the role of Sha Wujing (Sandy, the merman), being the most level-headed, though he can give in under pressure. One of the four chosen guardians.

Courfeyrac / Sejanus Cassio de Courfeyrac: catboy (nekomata) rogue/ninja, from a noble family but now a Goliard on the fringes of the law (personality-wise, somewhat like Naruto mixed with Josuke), Combeferre's matesprit. Like Nepeta Leijon, speaks in kitty puns (says for instance "mew" instead of "you"). Takes up the role of Sun Wukong (Monkey King), being the trickster who questions authority and tricks everyone, on a redemption quest - used to be the King of Thieves, but lost his throne on a bet against Montparnasse, and is now a mercenary. One of the four chosen guardians.

Grantaire / René "Grand R": half-elf half-human Cobalt Soul monk/drunken master (lots of inspiration from both Okuyasu and Rock Lee), also a Goliard, Enj's matesprit (though at first Enj won't realize it). Expelled from his order for breaking his vow of chastity. Takes up the role of Zhu Wuneng (Pigsy), being the most self-indulgent member of the party. Another mercenary. One of the four chosen guardians.

Jehanne Prouvaire: elf bard, only child, trans girl, modest offstage but flamboyant on stage, more of a Celtic bard vibe. Takes up the role of Yulong (Dragon Horse) more or less, being the most modest yet the most powerful member, whose magic is only used as a last resort. Also for being gender fluid (Yulong turns more than once into a human woman to seduce/distract opponents). The last of the four chosen guardians.

MINOR CHARACTERS.

Éponine Thénardier: half-drow ranger, dragon rider, guest star party member - in unrequited love with Cosette ('tis a pity she's straight...)

Gavroche Thénardier: youngest of the Thénardiers and team pet (somehow), fully human... or so it seems. Is also a hybrid, though it doesn't manifest until puberty

Azelma Thénardier: the middle child, aspiring rogue, fully human. Becomes Montparnasse's right-hand woman and partner, the Queen of Thieves

Bahorel: berserker, human

Henriette: berserker, dwarf, Bahorel's partner

Jo-Lee: human alchemist/healer, hypochondriac

Lesgles "Bossuet": human (black) necromancer

Musichetta: half-elf bard, more of a classical musician vibe than Jehanne Prouvaire (with Lesgles and Jo-Lee, these three form a trio of mercenaries)

Marius Pontmercy: half-elf scholar (translator) and gunslinger, raised by his human aristocratic maternal family, rediscovering his elven heritage. The kouhai/maknae of most characters.

Cosette: half-elf cleric, raised in a convent. Very conscious of breaking her religious vows. In love with Marius (and vice versa: they even become fiancés)

Jean Valjean: human druid, Cosette's stepfather/guardian, gardener

Étienne Javert: half-drow paladin, Valjean's partner, Cosette's other stepdad

Montparnasse / Caractacus Montparnasse: blue-skinned tiefling (half-oni) rogue, "King of Thieves," Éponine's ex and Enj's kismesis

miércoles, 30 de mayo de 2018

THE PRINCESS AND THE WOODSWOMAN

The Princess and the Woodswoman

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1. The Queen

Once upon a time, a beautiful queen reigned in a kingdom far away.
This queen was named Fantine, and she was famed throughout the land for the fairness of her hair and the fairness of her rule alike. Although she was not of royal blood, her good heart, bravery, and beauty made her loved by all those around her, and it was for these reasons that she was queen.
Queen Fantine had no king by her side. Instead, she drew her support from her council of viziers: three wise women philosophers named Favourite, Dahlia, and Zéphine. But Fantine was lonely in her heart. While she loved her council and her people as a queen, she wished for a child whom she could love as a mother.
Learning of this wish, a wicked man name Felix Tholomyès approached Queen Fantine. He pretended to woo her, promising to love her faithfully and to give her a child.
Too trusting and kind to suspect any trickery, Fantine accepted his offer.
However, as soon as Fantine found herself with child, Tholomyès declared that he should be made king.
When Queen Fantine realised that his courtship had been nothing more than a grab for power, she was heartbroken, but – more strongly yet – she was angered. Her kingdom deserved a better ruler than Tholomyès, and her child would deserve a better father. With the help of her council, Queen Fantine banished him from the kingdom.
Some months later, a little princess was born. Because of how happy the child made Queen Fantine (and the inhabitants of the kingdom), she was named Anne-Euphrasie, although Queen Fantine always called her Cosette.



2. The Princess

When it was time for Cosette to be christened, Queen Fantine held an almighty banquet, inviting everyone in the land…
Almost everyone in the land. On the very edge of the kingdom was a dark, dingy inn, owned by crooked innkeepers, husband and wife – the Thénardiers. Knowing them to have been supporters of Tholomyès, Queen Fantine did not invite them to the banquet.
However, the Thénardiers soon learned of the royal festivities. Refusing to be left out, they disguised themselves and set off for the palace to take revenge – not armed with pistols or swords, but with a faerie curse. You see, at this time, magic was still alive in the land, and many people had faerie in their blood. The Thénardiers were no exception.
At such banquets, it was custom for magical folk to come forth and offer gifts to the newborn child. Some offered Cosette the gift of kindness, others the gift of loveliness, every person coming forth to give a gift until there was only one man left. This man was the owner of a factory, named Jean Valjean, and he intended to give Cosette the gift of wealth.
However, before he could approach the royal cradle, there was a crack of thunder. The palace doors blew open, and there stood the Thénardiers.
“So sorry to intrude!” cried Monsieur Thénardier, although he did not look sorry.
“So happy to be here!” cried Madame Thénardier, although she did not look happy.
Favourite, Dahlia, and Zélphine leapt up to arrest the Thénardiers. But Queen Fantine, who – as we have said – was trusting and kind, and wanted always to believe the best in people, held up a hand for them to stop.
“My good innkeepers,” she said to them, her voice as smooth and golden as honey, “I did not invite you here today, for I know you to have been no friends of mine in the past. But, on this happy day, I hope that we can be reconciled. Please, enter, take sustenance, and celebrate with us.”
The Thénardiers came further into the hall.
“Of course we shall,” said Monsieur Thénardier.
“But first,” said Madame Thénardier, “we would like to give the baby a gift.”
Favourite, Dahlia, and Zélphine looked from one to the other, and then they looked to Queen Fantine.
Fantine nodded her head, “If you come in the spirit of friendship,” she said, “then I will be glad of any gift you provide.”
The Thénardiers pushed past Jean Valjean, and drew up to the baby Cosette.
“Such a beautiful child!” said Madame Thénardier, “It is such a shame that she will never be a beautiful woman.”
A shadow fell across the hall, and Madame Thénardier went on: “For, in her sixteenth year, Cosette shall prick her finger upon the spindle of a spinning wheel, and she shall fall down dead!”
Then there was another almighty thunderclap, and the Thénardiers disappeared from sight.
A chorus of cries and sobbing leapt up from around the court. Soldiers were sent out immediately to hunt down the Thénardiers – but they, of course, would be long gone by the time the soldiers had reached their inn.
“Whatever shall I do?” cried Queen Fantine most mournfully.
There was the sound of a cough from amidst the rabble. Jean Valjean stepped forward.
“Your majesty,” he said, “I have not yet given my gift to the child. I was going to bestow upon her the gift of riches, but I see now that she does not need that. Instead, I shall give her the gift of love: with the strength of our love for her, she will survive the spindle, falling into sleep rather than death. Out of love for her, the entire court shall follow her into slumber, so that she will never be alone. And, finally, it will be love that will wake her: her life will be restored by true love’s kiss.”



3. The Woodswoman

By the time Queen Fantine’s soldiers reached the edges of the kingdom, the inn that stood there was empty as air. The Thénardiers had packed their bags, gathered their children, and fled to the wilderness in the south.
Although Monsieur and Madame Thénardier had too much bad in their hearts ever to be good again, their children were – if not good – not evil, either.
The eldest was named Éponine, and she was the same age as the Princess Cosette.
Where the princess grew up to be beautiful, Éponine was not quite beautiful; where the princess grew up to be kind, Éponine was not always kind; but Éponine was strong, and clever, and unafraid, and those were gifts enough to help her get by.
When Princess Cosette turned five years old, she began to learn dance, mathematics, and the ways of the court. When Éponine turned five years old, she began to learn trapping, woodcraft, and the ways of the forest.
For her tenth birthday, Princess Cosette received a harp, from which she could draw the sweetest melodies. For her tenth birthday, Éponine received a bow, with which she could fell enough food for a month.
And when Princess Cosette reached her fifteenth year, Queen Fantine allowed her to venture beyond the court, into the kingdom, to speak with her subjects and give alms. And, at the same time, Éponine’s parents allowed her to venture beyond the wilderness, into the kingdom, to sell her hunting prizes.
It was on that day, when both young women ventured further than they ever had before, that they met for the first time. Éponine was selling a fine deerskin jacket, this caught Cosette’s eye.
“What fine needlework,” Cosette remarked. “Was it by your hand?”
“Of course,” said Éponine.
“And who felled the beast?”
“That was by my hand, too,” said Éponine.
“With whom do you hunt?”
“I hunt alone.”
“But are you not scared to venture into the wilderness by yourself?” asked Cosette.
“I am not scared of anything.”
“You must be as brave as you are skilled,” said Cosette, and she bought the jacket.
Cosette was impressed by Éponine’s bravery and skill, and – in her turn – Éponine was touched by Cosette’s kindness in saying as much.
It soon became their custom to meet on their weekly excursions. Whatever articles Éponine had fashioned, Cosette was sure to love them, and to purchase them. But Cosette was not greedy: much of what she bought, she donated to the poor of the kingdom. She kept for herself only the items that were particularly special.
Although Éponine knew who Cosette was, she did not know that Cosette had been cursed by her parents.
As a matter of fact, neither did Cosette. Queen Fantine had kept the secret from her all these years, although she had made sure that every spindle in the kingdom was destroyed many years ago. And so, while perhaps they ought to have been enemies, neither of the two young women was aware of that, and so they were friends instead.
Gradually, Éponine found herself looking forwards more and more to their weekly meetings. She would try her hardest to create more complicated, more beautiful items for Cosette’s approval.
One day, Madame Thénardier said to her, “Why are you always so excited to go out on your trips?”
Normally Madame Thénardier did not care to ask about Éponine’s trips; she was happy so long as Éponine returned with gold in hand. However, Éponine was so different of late, that even Madame Thénardier had been forced to notice.
“I enjoy the change in company,” Éponine replied.
“Ah, so there is a man? There is always a man.”
“No, mother, not a man.”
“Then, a woman?”
“A princess,” said Éponine, with dreams in her eyes.
When Madame Thénardier heard this, she knew that the princess must be the child whom she had cursed so long ago.
“And you are making a gift for her now?” asked Madame Thénardier.
Éponine was working on her greatest gift yet, for it would soon be the princess’ sixteenth birthday.
“I have an idea for the most splendid gift of all,” said Madame Thénardier. “Something so rare, that not a single one exists in the kingdom.” And then she described to Éponine the nature of a spindle.
Being so clever and skilled a craftswoman, Éponine was able to create a perfect spindle with these instructions alone. Then she wrapped the gift in bright cloth, and carried it with her that week, to her rendezvous with Cosette.
“How thoughtful!” cried Cosette, on receiving the parcel.
“Mind,” Éponine warned her, “it is a delicate gift. You had better wait until you are home to open it.”
Cosette agreed that she would. Then she leaned in and kissed Éponine on the cheek.
As Cosette rode away, Éponine watched with her heart full and one hand to her face. 



4. The Thicket

When Cosette reached the palace, she unwrapped the spindle, and – by the power of the curse – pricked her index finger upon it.
Immediately, she swooned in a deep, dreamless sleep. The people of the palace had time just enough to transport her to her bed before they too fell unconscious. Queen Fantine, her viziers, and all of her court – they all slumbered under Jean Valjean’s spell.
Around the palace, a thicket of thorns sprung up, forming a barrier to protect everyone from the outside world.
Word travelled slowly in the wilderness, and Éponine heard nothing of the events of the court.
One week later, she set out to meet Cosette exactly as normal. Well, not exactly as normal: this time she felt as light as a mote of dust, as bright as a flash of sun: her heart raced faster than she had ever thought possible. She was in love.
She reached the market where she normally traded in the swiftest time ever. But the royal entourage, with its royal leader, was nowhere to be seen.
When Éponine learned from a fellow trader what had befallen the princess, she wanted to scream at the heavens, or rip up the earth, or smash the trader’s stall into a million shards. But she didn’t. She had never been told that true love’s kiss would save Cosette, but something in her heart told her to travel to the palace nonetheless.
Already, many men had tried to breach the thorny wall, chopping it with axes, hacking it with swords, singeing it with fire: their efforts did nothing more than thicken the ticket.
By the time Éponine reached it, it had been declared impenetrable. The men had given up, and gone home to their dinners. Only one person remained at its edge: an old man with a kind face.
“Who are you?” Éponine asked him. “What can you tell me of this enchantment?”
“I am Jean Valjean,” said the man, “and the enchantment is mine.”
Éponine plucked her bow from her back, and slowly aimed an arrow in his direction.
“Violence will not help you, woodswoman,” said Valjean, “for it is not true strength.”
“Then what is true strength?” asked Éponine.
“Love – that is the key to lifting this enchantment. True love’s kiss will awaken the princess, and it is love that will penetrate this thicket.”
Then Éponine understood: the men had all failed because they had tried to fight the thorns. They had been afraid of the enchantment. But Éponine was unafraid: she had grown up in the wilderness; she knew all the ways of the forest; she understood the souls of the beasts and the plants that lived in it; and she loved it. It did not require brute force to part the thicket – indeed, the thicket could not be parted. To travel through it, one had to be clever and careful.
As if she was hunting, Éponine looked for the animal paths. With deft movements, she followed these meandering, looping tracks that led her every which-way through the thorns, turning here and there with the peculiar logic of the natural world. Finally, when she thought she could go no further, the darkness of the thicket gave way to the light of day. Éponine had reached the palace gates.
Everywhere, people slept where they had fallen, draped in odd positions along the corridors and across the furniture. Éponine navigated the palace, looking for the princess’ bedchamber.
At long last, she found it at the top of the tallest tower. There was Cosette, sleeping as gracefully and as beautifully as she did everything else in life.
Éponine crossed to the bedside. She knelt down. She looked at Cosette’s beautiful face, and wondered if she dare kiss it. Did a woodswoman like her truly deserve to love a princess like Cosette?
Then Éponine looked around the chamber, and she saw that it was decorated with many objects of her creation, and she knew that Cosette loved her too.
Still not quite bold enough to kiss Cosette on the lips, Éponine lowered her mouth and placed a kiss upon Cosette’s cheek. It worked: it is the true love that counts, not the nature of the kiss.
With a noise like a thunderclap, the great walls of thicket fell away from the windows, and Cosette stirred from her rest. She opened her eyes and looked at Éponine.
“Éponine,” she said, “I am so glad that you are here.” And then she sat up and kissed Éponine on the lips, and it was a kiss full of all the gifts she had received as a child: a kiss that was kind, and lovely, and full of love. 



5. The End

After many happy years as queen, the day came for Fantine to retire, to spend the rest of her days comfortable and content.
In her place, Cosette became queen. Just like her mother before her, Cosette ruled with fairness, with compassion, and without a king. She ruled with another queen instead.

martes, 22 de mayo de 2018

You're kinda cute!

You're kinda cute!

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“R! R! Have you seen The Witch’s garden?” Enjolras, pregnant, shouted at his husband from where he was lounging in an armchair overlooking The Witch’s garden. Enjolras and Grantaire, a happy couple, were soon to be parents. But, they had the unfortunate luck of living next door with a splendous view of the lustrous garden of The Witch in their small village. The garden was prosperous and overflowing with all sorts of delicious and delightful flora.
“Yes, Enjolras, love, I have. I have seen it every day I walk past any window facing it. Do you only see it for the first time now?” Grantaire called back to his husband from the other side of their meek and humble abode.
Enjolras looked around for him, slightly confused as to why he was not understand or why he couldn’t find him, before continuing, “But the food! The greens! The lettuce! The rapunzel… I must have some! Fetch me some, will you, love? It would mean the world! I don’t know if I could go without! I might just die if I were not to have some of that green, green rapunzel. And I must have hers! I must get old Witch Thénardier’s rapunzel! And soon! Or else I shall perish!”
“Can we not just get some from the store?”
“I must have hers! You’d do that for me, right? Please? It will help our gorgeous child to prosper!”
“And if I get caught?”
“Fear not! Go in the dead of night whilst she is asleep, and nothing can harm you.” But, Grantaire was still not convinced.
After much more pleading, whining, pleading, and even more whining, Grantaire relented. “Alright, my love, I will go and fetch you the rapunzel you’re dying for. I will leave at once.”
Enjolras called after him, as he was leaving, “Thank you my love!”

Grantaire climbed over the high garden wall with relative ease and found the rapunzel to pick for Enjolras. He had gathered enough of it and was almost over the wall back to his property, but was too slow for The Witch. She noticed him just as he was nearing the peak of the towering wall.
“AHA! You thought you could get away, didn’t you? Well, too bad! I don’t care! And you’ll pay for this. You’ll pay for this dearly, my deeeeaaaar.” The Witch screamed at him.
“No no you don’t understand! My husband, Enjolras, is pregnant.” Grantaire blubbered, before being cut off by The Witch.
“Your husband is pregnant?... Enough of your excuses! They make me sick! If your partner is real and truly pregnant, I’ll take the baby once that little lump of screaming, annoying bundle of joy is popped out of them! I hope that suits your fancy, cause you don’t have another choice!” They each turned and fled, one being completely satisfied with the deal, the other completely devastated.

When the baby was born, the witch came and claimed her for herself. She decreed the baby Rapunzel Éponine Thénardier, but that she’ll go merely by Rapunzel. The young child was taken away from her heart-broken parents and locked away in a far off tower.
She grew up in a monotonous life in the dull tower she was confined to. Her only source of excitement was the visits of her so called mother to see her and bring along treasures to share together. But, The Witch rarely visited, and as she grew older he visits became less frequent than ever. Her life was always the same, just a pattern repeating itself. Until one day, it all changed.

She had glorious long hair, long and strong enough to climb. For her disguised prison had no doors and only one large window at the very top, her hair was the easiest way to gain access to her room at the peak. To reach her, The Witch would call up, “Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!” To which she had to release her barely restrained braid for her to climb.
Rapunzel hated to be called Rapunzel, because it only reminded her of her parent’s horrible mistake and willingness to give her up in return for their cowardly, sniveling lives.
She preferred Éponine, a name that sounded so soft yet rough at the same time. A name that was neither the fault nor choosing of her wretched parents. She called herself Éponine. She was Éponine.

One day, a young prince got lost and wandered right into her tower. He crashed into the side of it, and was almost seen by the unsuspecting princess and ever suspicious witch. He noticed how the witch climbed the not quite fair maiden’s hair and the spell she used to have a cascade of untamed hair tossed onto her to ascend the tower.
Once the witch had ridden off into the woods and was well out of both sight and earshot, he tried his luck. “Rapping Sell, Rapping Sell, let down your bear!” He hollered up to her.
Luckily, Éponine was smart enough to figure out what this blundering idiot meant (a feat not many can accomplish). She caught a glimpse of him and was struck by how… bland he looked. Her curiosity won over though, and she chose to let him reach her before jumping to any conclusions, however boring he looked now.
When she let down her hair, it hit him and accidently knocked him over. He hastily jumped back up and started to ascend the tower using her hair. He was not very good at climbing, leading her to believe that he had never done something like this before and maybe, just maybe, it wasn’t normal for young girls to be trapped in towers until they mature with their too long hair to be the only way to reach their room.
After much struggle, the odd prince reached her chambers. He fell face first onto her floor, then scrambled back up, not embarrassed at all. He introduced himself, “My name is Marius Pontmercy, and I have come to rescue you!”
Éponine looked him up and down, decided he couldn’t rescue her however hard she tried, and replied, “I’m Éponine, not Rapping Sell, and I don’t need the likes of you to rescue me. I can do it myself.”
“Then why was I told to rescue you?”
“Cause you’re an idiot and they wanted to get rid of you! Now get out!” Éponine screamed at Marius. She wanted him far away from her, for else she might fall in love with him and she didn’t want to do that.
Marius got out of there immediately, but immediately was not soon enough. The Witch had forgotten something in Éponine’s tower, and had come back to get it. She saw Marius leaving, and prepared herself to reprimand Éponine.
“A stranger! And not just any stranger! A boy! You dare to have a boy here? You dare to defy me, girl?” The Witch screamed at Éponine as soon as she entered the girl’s chambers, “You are nothing, and I am everything. It’s time you understood that. I think you need to learn that, no matter what. It’s time for a little lesson with Maman Thénardier.”
“He came here and saw you! So this is your fault, is it not?” Éponine snapped back at The Witch. A look of cold, hard fury enveloped her face. She grabbed the long, twisting braid and a pair of conveniently located shears, and chopped off her hair. She kept the braid for herself, and threw Éponine out of the tower. Éponine ran away while The Witch stayed and plotted how to get revenge on Marius.

Éponine ran into and got lost in a large swamp in the middle of a much larger forest. She sat there and huddled and sobbed, hoping the noise would attract something, either another person to help her or an animal to eat.
Her echoing sobs didn’t attract a handsome prince or dinner, but a young princess. The young princess, with a heart full of love, rushed to help the distressed young maiden. When she came upon her, she was surprised at what she saw. The young girl was not a girl at all, but a woman of eighteen years of age. And, she was quite beautiful. Tower life had done her well. In her shock, the princess blurted out, “You’re kinda cute!”
Éponine looked up, just as shocked by the beauty of the other, and responded, “Right back at you!” before getting up and pulling the princess into a deep and passionate kiss.
They both quickly jumped back in shock, before disrobing and continuing even farther.
After that fateful meeting in the swamp in the woods, they become lovers, but more importantly, best friends. They had twins, and called them Jean and Javert.
As for the prince? He stumbled upon them one fateful day.
Marius wandered into the castle, seeking refuge from The Witch, who was ever after his head. Her blinding wasn’t enough for her, he had to be dead as well. “Help me! Please! I’m blind and a witch wants to kill me! May I take refuge in your humble abode?” He called to the guards at the castle.
“Let him in!” Cosette (the princess) ordered the guards.
“Wait a bit! Know that face! Ain’t the world a remarkable place? He was the prince who stumbled upon my tower and caused all of this.” Éponine remarked to her.
“Then let’s honor him!”
“I do not wish for The Witch to find me again, or to unleash her wrath on us. Let him wander for evermore,” turning to the prince, “You are not welcome here. I bid you goodbye and to go on your way.” Marius left, but would not wander far before finding refuge.
While Éponine and Cosette lived happily ever after together, Marius wandered into an old friend, Courfeyrac. Courfeyrac decided to take care of him and protect him from Witch Thénardier. And they all lived happily ever after in their own respective places. The End.