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lunes, 17 de septiembre de 2018

The Golden Locks of Revolution

The Golden Locks of Revolution

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There was a tower, and imprisoned in the tower was a beautiful boy with hair as fine as spun gold, if he’d let you call it that—which he wouldn’t.
Gold is the instrument of the rich used to oppress the poor, he would say in disdain.

The beautiful boy read far too many books, it was the opinion of the king and queen, and likely why they had locked their only son in a tower to begin with. But the boy was resourceful, and he let his hair grow long long long, until he could lean out of the tower’s only window and the very tips of his golden locks would touch the grass.
(And oh how he missed the grass.)
But escaping takes time—saving bits and pieces of food that servants brought him, until he could be sure he would not starve in the vastness of the forest, and someone else found him first.
He heard the young man struggling at the base of the tower, fingers clutching and slipping and bleeding against rough stone. But Enjolras was fearless, and unafraid of strangers. Even strangers with swords at their belts, and Enjolras was certain he spotted the glint of a hilt in the sunlight, as he peered down out of his window.
The man seemed hopeless, and Enjolras believed in helping the downtrodden, but he couldn’t help but scoff as he lowered his hair down to the young man.
…..
The man’s name was Combeferre, and he was not deserving of scoff and scorn, Enjolras soon learned. He was intelligent, and had read far more books than the ones on Enjolras’s neat shelf. He promised to bring Enjolras some of them, in due time, and at that Enjolras found himself faltering. Enjolras did not weep, but at that he nearly did.
Combeferre had smiled kindly at him, then, and placed a hand over Enjolras’s own.
“I came to steal away a few crown jewels, but perhaps kidnapping the king’s heir would make an even better prize?”
Enjolras smiled back at him.
…..
A fortnight later, Enjolras met the rest of Combeferre’s group of insurrectionists—after a long trek across the countryside, enjoying dewy grass between his toes, until Combeferre insisted that they purchase him some proper shoes.
They were friendly and eager to make his acquaintance, the rebel prince. The one named Courfeyrac joked about ravishing him like any fair maiden until Enjolras flushed red, and the one named Joly pressed a hand against his forehead, to ensure he hadn’t picked up any illness on the road. Jehan set about braiding his hair into a more manageable load.
“Bossuet will trip over it, otherwise,” he said knowingly, and Enjolras did not protest.
A dark-haired man sat in the corner, mouth reddened by wine that he raised now again to his lips. Enjolras heard him mumble something about impracticality of hair like that, how it would get them all into trouble.
“But that’s just Grantaire’s way,” Combeferre said, to soften the scowl that formed on Enjolras’s face.
…..
A rebellion was hatched, a proper one, with Enjolras at its helm. He provided the leadership that Courfeyrac could not and the charisma that Combeferre lacked.
To be recognizable was dangerous—and who could not recognize him, with that head of hair? But it was also powerful, a rallying point for the people who could learn to love their mysterious prince.
“We want to build a republic,” he hissed, whenever anyone suggested that he might take the throne from his father himself.
Enjolras led and the rest followed, Combeferre and Courfeyrac at his elbows, and Grantaire trailing far behind.
When Grantaire gazed at him with something like rapture, Enjolras stopped pretending not to notice.
…..
Grantaire was not beautiful, and his muttered words and curses were downright ugly, but those things belied the gentleness of his fingers through Enjolras’s hair, and the sweet warmth of his breath against his neck.
Enjolras was a prince and a leader and a symbol of better days to come, but he was a man, too—(even as Grantaire whispered my beautiful boy to him in his ear.)
When they awoke in the morning, Enjolras laughed for the first time in days and days when Grantaire ended up tangled wild in his curls, and it took an hour to get him loose.
(The second time it happened, they even had to ask Jehan for help.)
…..
But sometimes wickedness wins out.
The revolution failed before it began, in a bloodless plot of the king and queen’s design that restored their son to his skyward prison. His hair was shorn at the scalp, and still he did not speak to them, make any amends. Magic was employed, to further hinder any chance at escape. At the base of the tower grew beds of thorns and unblooming roses, vicious and lush and dark.
And Enjolras learned again how to wait.
…..
Grantaire was a drunk, and a foolish one at that. Foolish and drunk and in love—intoxicated on wine and despair. He ignored Combeferre’s emerging plans for rescue, stumbled away on his own. There was a tugging in his veins that he swore was real, and that would lead him there
(And what’s a story without a touch of magic, too?)
He could not keep track of days without the sun to aid him, but he came across the tower in the dead of night. Extensive travel had sobered him, and among the thorns he was dexterous. His sleeves were torn but little else.
The tower was high and nearly unclimbable. Nearly, Grantaire insisted to himself, because although Combeferre had not managed it once upon a time, he was certain that his love would bear him through the ordeal unscathed.
He believed in little, but he believed in that, what Enjolras had given him and he clutched reverently to his chest.
But there is some safety in cynicism, too, and Grantaire ought to have perhaps considered that. Because fingers slip and people fall, with only thorns to catch them.
…..
With the eventual aid of his lieutenants, Enjolras escaped. They gasped at the cut of his hair and Jehan even wept for him, though Enjolras shrugged and declared it no matter.
“And where is Grantaire?”
He missed the familiar searching of his eyes and hands.
…..
Grantaire could not see. He did not know he could not see—he thought he might be dead and the light must have merely flickered out. His hands had grasped at thorns and he could imagine the crimson bleeding into his waistcoat and he cried out his lover’s name. Upon the weaving of thorns and unfolded petals, he could swear that he also clung to tendrils of Enjolras’s hair, long and smooth and very unattached to Enjolras. Grantaire circled these around his wrists and kept them for safekeeping, and when he emerged from the thorns and continued wandering, he touched them every now and then, to ascertain that what he was searching for was real.
…..
They found Grantaire in the forest, broken and insensate. Enjolras clung to his hands while Grantaire cried—dry, wracking sobs that left trails of blood down his cheeks—he did not know it was Enjolras who held him, did not believe him as he insisted otherwise. He plucked at the strands of hair wrapped over and over again around his wrists and ran his fingers through the shortness of Enjolras’s hair and shook and shook.
Only Combeferre soothed him with soft words and gently moved Enjolras back, so that he and Joly might tend to Grantaire’s wounds without disruption.
…..
Days later, Combeferre led a nervous Enjolras to Grantaire’s bedside. Grantaire had been bandaged and calmed—though he woke from nightmares every time he tried to sleep.
“Grantaire,” Enjolras breathed, because even though he had a revolution to plan and to lead, he knew that this was vital too.
Grantaire’s lips parted in recognition, but he did not reach for Enjolras’s hair again. They were content to twine their hand together for now, and to wait.

martes, 22 de mayo de 2018

You're kinda cute!

You're kinda cute!

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“R! R! Have you seen The Witch’s garden?” Enjolras, pregnant, shouted at his husband from where he was lounging in an armchair overlooking The Witch’s garden. Enjolras and Grantaire, a happy couple, were soon to be parents. But, they had the unfortunate luck of living next door with a splendous view of the lustrous garden of The Witch in their small village. The garden was prosperous and overflowing with all sorts of delicious and delightful flora.
“Yes, Enjolras, love, I have. I have seen it every day I walk past any window facing it. Do you only see it for the first time now?” Grantaire called back to his husband from the other side of their meek and humble abode.
Enjolras looked around for him, slightly confused as to why he was not understand or why he couldn’t find him, before continuing, “But the food! The greens! The lettuce! The rapunzel… I must have some! Fetch me some, will you, love? It would mean the world! I don’t know if I could go without! I might just die if I were not to have some of that green, green rapunzel. And I must have hers! I must get old Witch Thénardier’s rapunzel! And soon! Or else I shall perish!”
“Can we not just get some from the store?”
“I must have hers! You’d do that for me, right? Please? It will help our gorgeous child to prosper!”
“And if I get caught?”
“Fear not! Go in the dead of night whilst she is asleep, and nothing can harm you.” But, Grantaire was still not convinced.
After much more pleading, whining, pleading, and even more whining, Grantaire relented. “Alright, my love, I will go and fetch you the rapunzel you’re dying for. I will leave at once.”
Enjolras called after him, as he was leaving, “Thank you my love!”

Grantaire climbed over the high garden wall with relative ease and found the rapunzel to pick for Enjolras. He had gathered enough of it and was almost over the wall back to his property, but was too slow for The Witch. She noticed him just as he was nearing the peak of the towering wall.
“AHA! You thought you could get away, didn’t you? Well, too bad! I don’t care! And you’ll pay for this. You’ll pay for this dearly, my deeeeaaaar.” The Witch screamed at him.
“No no you don’t understand! My husband, Enjolras, is pregnant.” Grantaire blubbered, before being cut off by The Witch.
“Your husband is pregnant?... Enough of your excuses! They make me sick! If your partner is real and truly pregnant, I’ll take the baby once that little lump of screaming, annoying bundle of joy is popped out of them! I hope that suits your fancy, cause you don’t have another choice!” They each turned and fled, one being completely satisfied with the deal, the other completely devastated.

When the baby was born, the witch came and claimed her for herself. She decreed the baby Rapunzel Éponine Thénardier, but that she’ll go merely by Rapunzel. The young child was taken away from her heart-broken parents and locked away in a far off tower.
She grew up in a monotonous life in the dull tower she was confined to. Her only source of excitement was the visits of her so called mother to see her and bring along treasures to share together. But, The Witch rarely visited, and as she grew older he visits became less frequent than ever. Her life was always the same, just a pattern repeating itself. Until one day, it all changed.

She had glorious long hair, long and strong enough to climb. For her disguised prison had no doors and only one large window at the very top, her hair was the easiest way to gain access to her room at the peak. To reach her, The Witch would call up, “Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!” To which she had to release her barely restrained braid for her to climb.
Rapunzel hated to be called Rapunzel, because it only reminded her of her parent’s horrible mistake and willingness to give her up in return for their cowardly, sniveling lives.
She preferred Éponine, a name that sounded so soft yet rough at the same time. A name that was neither the fault nor choosing of her wretched parents. She called herself Éponine. She was Éponine.

One day, a young prince got lost and wandered right into her tower. He crashed into the side of it, and was almost seen by the unsuspecting princess and ever suspicious witch. He noticed how the witch climbed the not quite fair maiden’s hair and the spell she used to have a cascade of untamed hair tossed onto her to ascend the tower.
Once the witch had ridden off into the woods and was well out of both sight and earshot, he tried his luck. “Rapping Sell, Rapping Sell, let down your bear!” He hollered up to her.
Luckily, Éponine was smart enough to figure out what this blundering idiot meant (a feat not many can accomplish). She caught a glimpse of him and was struck by how… bland he looked. Her curiosity won over though, and she chose to let him reach her before jumping to any conclusions, however boring he looked now.
When she let down her hair, it hit him and accidently knocked him over. He hastily jumped back up and started to ascend the tower using her hair. He was not very good at climbing, leading her to believe that he had never done something like this before and maybe, just maybe, it wasn’t normal for young girls to be trapped in towers until they mature with their too long hair to be the only way to reach their room.
After much struggle, the odd prince reached her chambers. He fell face first onto her floor, then scrambled back up, not embarrassed at all. He introduced himself, “My name is Marius Pontmercy, and I have come to rescue you!”
Éponine looked him up and down, decided he couldn’t rescue her however hard she tried, and replied, “I’m Éponine, not Rapping Sell, and I don’t need the likes of you to rescue me. I can do it myself.”
“Then why was I told to rescue you?”
“Cause you’re an idiot and they wanted to get rid of you! Now get out!” Éponine screamed at Marius. She wanted him far away from her, for else she might fall in love with him and she didn’t want to do that.
Marius got out of there immediately, but immediately was not soon enough. The Witch had forgotten something in Éponine’s tower, and had come back to get it. She saw Marius leaving, and prepared herself to reprimand Éponine.
“A stranger! And not just any stranger! A boy! You dare to have a boy here? You dare to defy me, girl?” The Witch screamed at Éponine as soon as she entered the girl’s chambers, “You are nothing, and I am everything. It’s time you understood that. I think you need to learn that, no matter what. It’s time for a little lesson with Maman Thénardier.”
“He came here and saw you! So this is your fault, is it not?” Éponine snapped back at The Witch. A look of cold, hard fury enveloped her face. She grabbed the long, twisting braid and a pair of conveniently located shears, and chopped off her hair. She kept the braid for herself, and threw Éponine out of the tower. Éponine ran away while The Witch stayed and plotted how to get revenge on Marius.

Éponine ran into and got lost in a large swamp in the middle of a much larger forest. She sat there and huddled and sobbed, hoping the noise would attract something, either another person to help her or an animal to eat.
Her echoing sobs didn’t attract a handsome prince or dinner, but a young princess. The young princess, with a heart full of love, rushed to help the distressed young maiden. When she came upon her, she was surprised at what she saw. The young girl was not a girl at all, but a woman of eighteen years of age. And, she was quite beautiful. Tower life had done her well. In her shock, the princess blurted out, “You’re kinda cute!”
Éponine looked up, just as shocked by the beauty of the other, and responded, “Right back at you!” before getting up and pulling the princess into a deep and passionate kiss.
They both quickly jumped back in shock, before disrobing and continuing even farther.
After that fateful meeting in the swamp in the woods, they become lovers, but more importantly, best friends. They had twins, and called them Jean and Javert.
As for the prince? He stumbled upon them one fateful day.
Marius wandered into the castle, seeking refuge from The Witch, who was ever after his head. Her blinding wasn’t enough for her, he had to be dead as well. “Help me! Please! I’m blind and a witch wants to kill me! May I take refuge in your humble abode?” He called to the guards at the castle.
“Let him in!” Cosette (the princess) ordered the guards.
“Wait a bit! Know that face! Ain’t the world a remarkable place? He was the prince who stumbled upon my tower and caused all of this.” Éponine remarked to her.
“Then let’s honor him!”
“I do not wish for The Witch to find me again, or to unleash her wrath on us. Let him wander for evermore,” turning to the prince, “You are not welcome here. I bid you goodbye and to go on your way.” Marius left, but would not wander far before finding refuge.
While Éponine and Cosette lived happily ever after together, Marius wandered into an old friend, Courfeyrac. Courfeyrac decided to take care of him and protect him from Witch Thénardier. And they all lived happily ever after in their own respective places. The End.

domingo, 14 de septiembre de 2014

WESTEROS AU XV: LIFE A DREAM

THE HOLDFAST PRISONER'S DREAM

An ASoIaF/Game of Thrones fusion with...

Calderón de la Barca's play Life a Dream
and
the Rapunzel story

What if... Jaime and Cersei had been raised apart, in different environments, and Jaime had never known the Lannisters?
This is the divergence point around which this narrative revolves.

Like in canon, they're born on the same day, the girl first, the boy clutching her heel. The moon eclipsed the sun, dying the sky the colour of blood, and waves the size of pine-trees lashed against the Westerland coasts. Lord Tywin was told by the servants that all of that were signs: Cersei would be the heiress and Jaime her vassal, who would turn against her and against all the Lannisters, dethroning Tywin by force, to bring bloodshed and misfortune upon the Lannister clan, the Westerlands, and all of Westeros.
And thus, a newborn Jaime was sent to live as a lifetime prisoner in a little run-down holdfast (or fort) near the border with the Reach, raised by its garrison, taught to read and write, playing with sticks and stones, lacking a proper social life... while Cersei lived a more elegant life, with more social interaction and the knowledge of courtly culture which her brother lacks.
Twenty years later, a freckled and fair-haired knight and the dark boy who accompany her meet an odd-eyed imp in an inn near the fort. An adult the size of a child, with slightly pointed ears and an eye each colour. The knight, actually a girl raised as a boy, is on her way to Casterly Rock "to pay back an old debt". The imp has been raised by mummers (circus performers), and he wants to go his own way. Not knowing themselves that well, Brienne of Tarth, her squire Pod Payne, and Tyrion Hill decide to keep each other company for company's sake.
Their path and a thunderstorm lead them to the holdfast, where they find an unkempt and poorly dressed young man in a tower dungeon. Golden-haired and green-eyed, the prisoner Jaime Hill has never seen any living being but the few soldiers stationed in this wasteland and their families. He instantly bonds with the blue-eyed warrior, and they take to each other, the prisoner thinking (like everyone else in this story at first) that she is actually of his own gender.
At Casterly Rock, the betrothal of Lady Cersei and Loras Tyrell is the talk of the halls. Loras's sister Margaery and her husband Renly Baratheon are also staying in the Lannister residence. The fact that her fiancé doesn't display any emotions towards Cersei only serves to kindle the fire in her heart. So unaware is she of the Tyrells' family secret...
For Renly and Loras, and the Tyrells in general, keeping up appearances when it comes to love is everything.
Tywin Lannister is regretting the decisions he made to do off with both his sons, both of them allegedly stillborn. Perhaps he could bring at least Jaime over to court, to see how he will behave himself. If he doesn't, his sister and prospective brother-in-law will be the heirs of Casterly Rock. But will a socially awkward youth raised like a common soldier or sellsword pass the test?
So he contacts the Harrenhal-based renegade maester Qyburn, who knows how to distill so-called "liquid fire" or "firewater" (id est, brandy or eau-de-vie), a potion which takes such hold of the drinker's mind that he will be left for dead.
That evening, Brienne arrives at Casterly Rock, reunites with Renly (whose marriage to another she intends to avenge with a duel) but decides not to draw steel yet, but to become a maidservant at Lady Cersei's service. Her new employer treats the maid very like Cinderella's stepsisters.
Renly and Loras recognize the Maid by the hilt of her sword.
Pod also gets a job as a valet in the Lannister household.
Tyrion the imp gets to stay as an entertainer for the Lannisters.
Meanwhile in the holdfast, Jaime drinks wine laced with liquor, then starts to feel his vitals on fire, to see the room reeling and spinning, then everything turn dark before him as he falls unconscious. The lifeless young prisoner is brought by servants into a carriage, that carries his unconscious form all the way to the Lannister residence.
Imagine his surprise ("Is this the afterlife?") when he wakes up in a scarlet-curtained bed in a grand bedchamber, given a levée, washed clean and clean shaven by servants of both genders, served a feast for breakfast, meeting an old gentleman who claims he's Lord Tywin Lannister and Jaime's father, a young lady the spitting image of his own reflection in the bedchamber mirror (into which, never having seen one before, he has curiously peered) who claims to be his sister, a trio of good-looking foreigners, an army of manservants and maidservants, and a maid very similar to the blue knight he recently met in the holdfast... and these alleged family ties make the young blond a Lannister and the heir to the Westerlands... How can it be?
After several unfortunate fish-out-of-water mishaps, Jaime makes love to his twin sister and lunges at his own father, and thus... all hell breaks loose: the drunken heir fondles Brienne, who challenges Renly to a duel, Renly and Loras come out. Jaime defenestrates Pod into a fountain for contradicting a whim of his ("the things I do for love"), and he is drugged with liquor once more and locked, together with Pod and with the imp (whose identity the Lannister patriarch has discovered), in the old holdfast... Lord Tywin and his daughter (who will not stay and wait in her alcove, but wear a breastplate and wield a spear) go to war against the Reach, whose forces are led by the ménage à trois...
Brienne takes her leave, on her own, to find the fort at the fringe of the intended battlefield and most of the Lannister sellswords, who have deserted, trying to storm it and free their rightful lord...
Meanwhile, the young prisoner wakes up in his tower dungeon, believing that his experiences at Casterly Rock were all just a dream. The arrival of the Maid blurs the distinction between dream and reality: how come the young knight he had seen and sympathized with appeared in that dream as a handmaiden at a ruler's court?
So both Jaime and she, at the head of the deserters (including Pod and Tyrion), will have to fight battles against the two armies encamped on either side...


Ending: Jaime pardons Tywin and Cersei on the battlefield, after having taken them prisoner.
Brienne does the same to Renly and Loras, after defeating the former in a swordfight on the same field.
Pod Payne is killed in battle.
Renly, Loras, and Margaery return to the Reach.
Cersei's betrothal is annulled and delayed, while Jaime and Brienne win the last battle and set sail for Tarth, and the Imp still goes his own way.
Upon reaching the Sapphire Isle, the green-eyed outcast and the freckled lady knight share a passionate kiss of true love.

And thus, upon their brand new life's first day,
to Brienne, Jaime, fond farewell we say,
and wend, from Westeros, back to our world, our way.