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martes, 19 de abril de 2016

HOTTIES OF WESTEROS

Oh, and Margaery's name being misspelled is merely a typo, due to her name being only known in Cyrillic to the author. I do not own these blazing, searing hot pics; credit goes to the Russian artist who drew them.


#KissedByFire


#QueenOfTits&Wine


#LadyInRed


#Oathkeeper


#FromDorneWithLuv


#RoseOfTheReach


#AdroiteOneesama


#GaucheImouto



martes, 9 de junio de 2015

SNEAK PEEK: BARATHEON SAGA II

SNEAK PEEK: BARATHEON SAGA II.
The scene where Aleksandra convinces Elise to let her live at the Drachenstein vicarage.

A beautiful lady of uncertain age, maybe in her late twenties or in her early fifties, sat in an ornate chair before an equally ornate table in the middle of the cart, her heart-shaped face framed in long ruby-red locks that flowed like blood, covered by a silky crimson veil. She wore a long tunic-like gown of a cherry shade, between crimson and scarlet, from which soft, delicate hands protruded at the ends of the sleeves.
"Come closer, Elise Baratheon", she called, the ruby on her choker glowing red and blazing like an ember, and her eyes as well. "Trust in me. Trust in Aleksandra." Elise felt herself drawn towards the redhead by some power beyond her comprehension, as if she were a fish drawn in with a line, or a piece of iron in a magnetic field, or even a satellite around a planet. "For I know what ails you, and what ails your spouse, in your heart of hearts."
Elise thought of her daughter, who always was enclosed within herself. Of how Irene acted and how little she spoke. Of how ironic it was that she had been given such a child bereft of reason, and none more. And thus, the vicar's wife drew closer to the fortune-teller. And a little closer.
"The outcries of the oppressed and desperate; the shrieks of madness and of pain, the groanings of despair... Rush from the battlefield to the cloister, but in vain! for no seclusion can shut out one from sorrow. And yet... The whole earth... over the face of the whole earth... in every direction. All nations and empires. Especially those whose lives are secure, those who have nothing to fear for their survival. Across the face of the entire earth. Those who never knew what it is to toil, to be rejected by the system, to drown their sorrows. And that during peacetime, without any wars near to take their toll. The privileged ones, whose ranks are growing in the wake of this new century..."
Elise listened attentively to Aleksandra's cryptic words, and found some sense in their depths. She, Elise Baratheon née Florent, was one of those privileged. Middle-class both by birth and by marriage. The same rank gave a secure existence and few troubles to her spouse and their only daughter. The soothsayer put her soft, warm hands in Elise's, that appeared a little rougher and colder in comparison. And then, Aleksandra resumed her address to the vicar's wife in that soft contralto voice, as she tucked a wisp of blood-red hair into her veil again:
"Across the face of the whole earth... There is free will, and that is what troubles you and your spouse. That freedom... No... that, in spite of being free to do right, most humans are inclined to and decide to do wrong. That aspect of free will. You wonder, and your spouse too, what if we were only able to do right. Trading freedom for the impossibility of doing any kind of wrong... There is also the issue with your child, which you think is an injustice... An orphan myself, I have often heard how strong and how warm the love between mother and daughter is... Well, I can make her well too. If you and your spouse, the Reverend, wish that little Irene could speak more to others and act like an ordinary girl, with the condition that she be free from passion and only able to do right... so it shall be. I will stay at the vicarage with you, as her governess, and I promise I will do your only daughter no harm. To begin with... I will never tell Irene any stories in which violence of any kind appears: no beating, no stabbing, no shooting, no devouring, no warfare, no madness or pain, no oppression or despair... So that she never gets to know what the dark side of the world is really like until she comes of age. I promise, with these hands on this heart. And I promise to keep her entertained and out of harm's way as long as she is under my wing. Trust in my words, for I will abide by them. As sure as I am Aleksandra and I am talking to you."
There was in her flaming ruby eyes, in her Slavic-accented velvet voice, in her convincing pose, something that seemed to say that Aleksandra was right. Something that made the dark-haired wife feel a tinge in the depths of her heart of hearts. Elise took her hands and looked up to her, as entranced as her husband had been when he first met the redhead at the Baratheon mansion in Sturmende. As entranced, and also by the prospect that this stranger's power could save her favourite child, as the Czarina of all Russias was by Rasputin at Tsarskoye Selo, worlds away from Drachenstein, at the same time.
"All I need to move into the vicarage is my trunk, which you can see at the end of the cart. I have already packed the tarot cards, the crucible, the other alchemy and astrology devices... and a few chemicals that require that the coffer be moved up to the attic and sealed under lock and key. We don't want our darling Irene to be poisoned, do we?"
Gently and whispering in her strange Slavic-sounding language, she placed a padlock on the trunk and turned around the heart-shaped key thrice. Then, to Frau Baratheon's immense surprise, she took the heavy trunk by both handles and lifted it as lightly as if it had been a casket. Elise didn't reply, but rather sauntered ahead of the red-haired, veiled soothsayer in the evening twilight. Aleksandra followed closely, still holding the trunk, along the quaint and rocky path towards the vicarage of Drachenstein. The sun's last rays were a blood-red streak, blazing as the soothsayer's hair, on the waters of the Baltic, and Mercury and Venus had just appeared in the moonless evening sky, with no stars to accompany them.

sábado, 22 de noviembre de 2014

THE BLACK CELL TANGO (WESTEROS FILK)

[MELISANDRE]
Peach! 

[CERSEI]
Skin! 
[ARYA]
Gold! 
[MARGAERY]
Uh-uh! 
[QUEEN OF THORNS]
Wedding Feast! 
[CATELYN / LADY STONEHEART]
Freys!

[MELISANDRE]
Peach! 

[CERSEI]
Skin! 
[ARYA]
Gold! 
[MARGAERY]
Uh-uh! 
[QUEEN OF THORNS]
Wedding Feast! 
[CATELYN / LADY STONEHEART]
Freys!

[JEOR MORMONT]
And now, the Six Merry Murderesses of Westeros
in their rendition of The Black Cell Tango!

[MELISANDRE]
Peach! 

[CERSEI]
Skin! 
[ARYA]
Gold! 
[MARGAERY]
Uh-uh! 
[QUEEN OF THORNS]
Wedding Feast! 
[CATELYN / LADY STONEHEART]
Freys!

[MELISANDRE]
Peach! 

[CERSEI]
Skin! 
[ARYA]
Gold! 
[MARGAERY]
Uh-uh! 
[QUEEN OF THORNS]
Wedding Feast! 
[CATELYN / LADY STONEHEART]
Freys!

He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same


[MELISANDRE]
Peach! 

[CERSEI]
Skin! 
[ARYA]
Gold! 
[MARGAERY]
Uh-uh! 
[QUEEN OF THORNS]
Wedding Feast! 
[CATELYN / LADY STONEHEART]
Freys!

[MELISANDRE]
You know how people have these little habits that get you down. 

Like... Renly.
Renly liked to be a rebel. Not just a rebel. A TRAITOR.
So he and Stannis had a parley one day,

and there I am witnessing, and I'm telling him to accept his true king 
and there's Renly joking as usual, being rebellious and obnoxious. 
No, not just rebellious. PEACHY. 
So I said to him, I said "the night is dark and full of terrors...", 
and he laughed.
So I just gave birth to a shadow and sent it after Renly... 

a dark, cold death.

He had it coming, 

he had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you had been there, 

if you had heard it
I betcha you would have done the same!


[MELISANDRE]
Peach! 

[CERSEI]
Skin! 
[ARYA]
Gold! 
[MARGAERY]
Uh-uh! 
[QUEEN OF THORNS]
Wedding Feast! 
[CATELYN / LADY STONEHEART]
Freys!

[MELISANDRE]
Peach! 

[CERSEI]
Skin! 
[ARYA]
Gold! 
[MARGAERY]
Uh-uh! 
[QUEEN OF THORNS]
Wedding Feast! 
[CATELYN / LADY STONEHEART]
Freys!

[CERSEI]
I met Robert Baratheon from Storm's End about thirteen years ago. 

And he vowed to make me Queen, 
so we got married right away.
So, we started living together. 

He'd go hunt, he would come home, I'd pour him a drink, we'd have dinner.
And then, in bed, 
"Lyanna" he told me???
Lyanna, Seven Hells! 

Not only he loved her... oh no, he had several mistresses. 
One of those male whores, you know. 
So that morrow, when he left home to hunt, 
I gave his skin of wine to Lancel as usual.
You know, some guys just can't hold their strong wine.

He had it coming
He had it coming!
He took a lioness in its prime!
And then he used it
And he abused it!
It was a murder, but not a crime!

[ARYA]

Now, I'm standing in this Inn, 
drinking some ale with the Hound,
minding my own business...

In storms the Tickler in a murderous rage!
"Is there gold in the village?", he says.
He was crazy, and he kept repeating,
"Is there gold in the village?"
And then he ran into my Needle.
He ran into my Needle a hundred times.

If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!

[MARGAERY]
Qu'est-ce que je fais ici?
On dit que j'ai eu des affaires jusqu'a ce que 

mon époux royal atteint la majorité sexuelle.
Mais ce n'est pas vrai. Je suis innocente.
Je ne sais pas pourquoi la Cour entière dit qui j'ai eu des affaires.
J'ai essayé de l'expliquer au clergé, mais on ne me croit pas.

[CERSEI]
(Yeah, but did you do it???)

[MARGAERY]
Uh-uh... NOT GUILTY!!!

[QUEEN OF THORNS]
My granddaughter Margaery and I had this powerful plan, 

and her betrothed, Joffrey, was an integral part of it.
Now, while having dinner in King's Landing, Lady Sansa told us the raw, ugly truth... 

lies, sins, pain, evil, dread... 
beatings, mental abuse, cruelty, madness, 
one right after the other.
Well, this one night in their wedding feast, 

all were happy, boozing and having a few laughs,
and Joff ran out of wine. 
So he sent Tyrion to get some.
And so he did, Joff drank 

and there's this frightening, awful, thin sound...
a closing throat.
Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out. 

I couldn't remember a thing. 
It wasn't until later, when I recalled straightening Sansa's hairnet, 
I realized why he was dead.

They had it coming!
They had it coming!
They had it coming all along!
I didn't do it
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong???


They had it coming!
They had it coming!
They had it coming all along!
I didn't do it
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong???

[CATELYN / LADY STONEHEART]
I knew Freys were scum more than I can possibly say.
They were just those kind of guys... proud... really prickly.
They were trying to get back at my son Robb.
Then on Edmure's wedding night they stood up for themselves 

and on the way,
they murdered Robb, Dacey, Raynald, and me.
I guess you can say they're dying by the dozen due to warfare differences.
They saw themselves as alive
And I saw them dead.

The dirty scums, scums, scums, scums, scums!
The dirty scums, scums, scums, scums, scums!

They had it coming!
They had it coming!
They had it coming all along!
'Cause if they used us
And they abused us
How could you tell us that we were wrong?

He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame!
If you'd have been there?
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!


[MELISANDRE]
The night is dark and full of terrors...
[CERSEI]
Lyanna, Seven Hells!
[ARYA]
He ran into my Needle a hundred times.
[MARGAERY]
Pourquoi suis-je prisonnière ici?
[QUEEN OF THORNS]
This frightening, awful, thin sound - a closing throat.
[CATELYN / LADY STONEHEART]
Warfare differences.

[MELISANDRE]
Peach! 

[CERSEI]
Skin! 
[ARYA]
Gold! 
[MARGAERY]
Uh-uh! 
[QUEEN OF THORNS]
Wedding Feast! 
[CATELYN / LADY STONEHEART]
Freys!

[MELISANDRE]
Peach! 

[CERSEI]
Skin! 
[ARYA]
Gold! 
[MARGAERY]
Uh-uh! 
[QUEEN OF THORNS]
Wedding Feast! 
[CATELYN / LADY STONEHEART]
Freys!

miércoles, 28 de mayo de 2014

MY WESTEROS SOUNDTRACK

In case you ever wonder what kind of songs I would have for the characters:

CAST HERDS I-III: DRAGONSTONE, HIGHGARDEN, ROYAL COURT

  • Stannis/Melisandre: Lady in Red (is dancing with me...)
  • Stannis/Melisandre: Light My Fire, The Doors (Come On Baby Light My Fire)
  • Stannis: Hellfire (Hunchback of Notre Dame)
  •  Stannis Baratheon... The Arbiter (from Chess)
  • Stannis Baratheon: Carolus Rex (Sabaton)
  • Stannis Baratheon: Hellfire (from The Hunchback)
  •  Davos: Valjean's Soliloquy (I am reaching but I fall), also from Les Misérables (Jackman version)
  • Renly & Stannis Baratheon... Two brothers on their way, one wore blue and one wore gray (US folk song, covered by Tom Jones and many others)
  • Renly Baratheon: Rainbow High (from Evita).
  •  Renly Baratheon (death and its aftermath): Rex regi rebellis (Turisas)
  • Renly & Loras: Mann gegen Mann, Rammstein
  •  Brienne Tarth: Reflection (Fa Mulan)
  • Brienne Tarth: Sans contrefaçon, Mylène Farmer (Sans contrefaçon, je suis un garçon)
  • Brienne Tarth: I can't say I'm in love (Meg's song from Hercules, fits Brienne's feelings and backstory rather well)
  •  Brienne Tarth: Bad Romance (about her relationship with Jaime)
  • Jaime and Brienne: Поручик Голицын, as well. Brienne being Kornet Ovolensky...
  •  Jaime and Brienne: He's just a bit of a fixer upper, from Frozen (Troll song, the trolls sing to Anna that she should accept Kris the way he is)
  • Jaime & Brienne: The Edge of Heaven, Wham!
  • Jaime & Brienne: There's Something There (Beauty and the Beast, Belle/Beast duet)
  • Jaime Lannister: He is not One of Us (Lion King 2)
  • Jaime Lannister: I Can Go the Distance (Hercules)
  • Loras Tyrell, after Renly's death: Ohne dich, Rammstein.
  • Loras Tyrell (after Renly's death): Careless Whisper (I'll never gonna dance again)
  • Margaery Tyrell (after losing Renly): Ha majd a nyarunknak vége, Kárpátia.
  • Margaery Tyrell (after Renly's death): Total Eclipse of the Heart, Bonnie Tyler.
  •   Margaery Tyrell (Purple Wedding, feat. Joffrey): Heideröslein, Goethe (Sah ein Junge ein Röslein stehen, Röslein auf der Heide)
  • Margaery Tyrell: Rosenrot (Rammstein)
  • Margaery Tyrell: Make your Own Cross (Flash and the Pan)
  • Margaery, Alerie, & Olenna Tyrell: We're Clearly Soldiers in Petticoats (Mrs. Banks's suffragette anthem in Mary Poppins)
  •  Sansa: Once upon a December (Anastasia)
  • Sansa: I Dreamed a Dream (Les Misérables)
  • Jaime & Cersei: Spiel mit mir, Rammstein
  • Cersei Lannister: Zira's Lullaby (Lion King 2), for singing goodnight to Joffrey
  • Cersei Lannister: Hear me Roar, Katy Perry (What else)?
  •  Cersei Lannister: Killer Queen, by Queen (Wanna try??)
  • Tywin Lannister (feat. Cersei): Gold, Spandau Ballet
  • Tywin Lannister: Don't Fall in Love (BATB 2)
  • Tywin Lannister (& his Screwed-up Children): Be Prepared (Lion King, Scar's song. The Swedish version "Var beredd" is the best one, IHMO)
  • Varys... Lasha Tumbai, Verka Serduschka
  • Robert Baratheon (as a young man): Don't Fall in Love (BATB 2)
CAST HERD IV: NORTHERN LANDS

  •  Jon Snow: He is not One of Us (Lion King 2)
  • Ygritte (with Jon): Colours of the Wind (Pocahontas)
  •  Ygritte: Wild Dances (Ruslana)
  • Jon Snow & Ygritte: Up where We Belong (An Officer and a Gentleman)
  • Jon Snow & Ygritte: The Love Tonight (Lion King, Elton John)
  • Alliser Thorne (feat. Night's Watch Recruits): I'll Make a Man out of You
  •  Theon Greyjoy: Shine on you Crazy Diamond, Wish You were Here, The Lunatic (from Dark Side)... Any Pink Floyd song dedicated to Syd Barrett
  •  Theon Greyjoy: I Can Go the Distance (Hercules)
  •  Theon Greyjoy: He is not One of Us (Lion King 2)
  • Theon Greyjoy (feat. Ramsay Bolton): Mein Teil, Rammstein
  •  Ramsay Bolton (Feat. Theon Greyjoy): Ich tu dir weh, Rammstein
  • Ramsay Bolton (Feat. Theon Greyjoy): Wiener Blut, Rammstein
  • Ramsay Bolton (being ironic): Penis Song (Monty Python)

  • The Boltons: Masters of the house, also from Les Miserables (Thénardiers' song, the Baron Cohen and Bonham-Carter version)
  • Ned Stark: Viva la Vida, Coldplay
  • Robb Stark and Theon Greyjoy: Poruchik (Czarist Lieutenant) Galitzin (Поручик Голицын)...
  • Robb Stark & Theon Greyjoy: Red & Black, from Les Misérables
  •  Robb Stark (as a military leader): Kuruc Labanc, Kárpátia.
  •  Robb Stark (as a military leader):  Zero to Hero (Hercules)
  • Sansa Stark (young): Someday my prince will come (Snow White)
  • Sansa Stark (young): Once Upon a Dream (Sleeping Beauty, Aurora/Philip duet)
  • Sansa Stark (young): When Will my Life Begin? (Rapunzel)
CAST HERDS V-VI: DORNE & EYRIE

  • Oberyn: I'm Sexy and I Know It!  
  • Oberyn: First We Take Manhattan (Then We Take Berlin!)
  •  Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish, as a boy, in love with Cat Tully (soon to be Stark): Pretty Woman
  • Lysa Baelish, formerly Arryn, née Tully: Mrs. Robinson, by Simon and Garfunkel
  • Petyr & Sansa: Wiener Blut, Rammstein
  • Petyr & Sansa: In the Dark of the Night (Rasputin's song from Anastasia)
  •  Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish: Master of Puppets, Metallica
  •  Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish, Iago's Credo (from Verdi's Otello opera)
  • Petyr & Lysa Baelish: Love Is an Open Door (Frozen, Hans/Anna duet)