ONE FLEW OVER LITTLE SANDRA'S HEAD

There are animated films that throw in risqué Easter eggs for the older teens and adults in the audience. The kind of ambiguous randy jokes that get completely past the radar of the innocent. And my own childhood and adolescence were not entirely bereft of such innuendoes and double entendres that my twenty-something self can finally understand... Here are, of course, my top picks:

Lord Farquaad's surname
At first, I thought Farquaad (as in the villain of the first Shrek film) came from "far" and "quad", with an extra A for more archaic orthography. But nowadays I understand that it's a respelling of "f*ckwad..." Which has not stopped me at all to enjoy this memetic visual pun:



Lord Farquaad's Tower (and Napoleon Complex)
Speaking of Lord Farquaad, the first appearance of his castle of Duloc can be quite imposing, what with this overly tall white tower rising up to pierce the skies. Which prompts the titular ogre to ask the following rhetorical question:

"Do you think maybe he's compensating for something? He he he... he he... he he..."

He's a pretty short midget, that adult lordling... and at first I thought, in my early teens, that the green fat ogre was referring to His Lordship's overall height. But nowadays I can take a gander at the fact that he's also alluding to another Napoleon complex of Farquaad's... ie to the dimensions of what lies down there!


Snow White's Arrangement
Speaking of Shrek (1), Lord Farquaad consults a magic mirror for advice about potential princess brides and Snow White, comatose in her glass case, is among the candidates... The mirror, which the Wicked Queen must have given to Lord Farquaad for not needing it anymore after disposing of her stepchild, replies:

"Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy. Just kiss her dead, frozen lips and find out what a live wire she is!"

What was so special with Snow White living with seven guys (be they dwarves or bogatyrs)?, my child self asked herself. I was so innocent back then... but I would understand what was so special and so risqué about the arrangement, and about kissing a girl in a coma, at 17-18 at last.


The Uvula
Monster House was an exciting crowner for a Halloween in my teens - particularly because the titular character was a sentient abomination that devoured everything that moved. Three tweens trying to stop said kaiju from rampaging around Samhain in autumnal suburbia by simply going inside. Knowing what a sucker for Fantastic Voyage Plots I am, I was naturally in. Let me first tell you a little about the cast: Jenny is the girl of the group, a redheaded preppy in Prufrock-Prep-like uniform (my headcanon: it IS a Prufrock Prep uniform) who obviously fills also in the role of the superego and the Smart Girl of the team. Chowder is the chubby blond, and he happens to be, of course, the Nervous Wreck and the big eater who serves as the id, as comic relief (DJ is the leader, but he plays no role in this exchange). Once they have entered the maw of the monster, armed with loaded water guns, the boys target a glowing thing that hangs from the ceiling, taking it for the heart they have to quench, but Jenny thankfully stops them in extremis:

Jenny: Well, if those are the teeth, and that's the tongue, then that must be the uvula.

Chowder: Oh, so it's a girl house...

Jenny: [looks at him] What?

As explained later on, the host of this Fantastic Voyage Plot, who reincarnated as the Lovecraftian titular kaiju, was female (Mrs. Constance Nebbercracker), so Chowder was right all along. But why did he sex the monster because there was a uvula in her throat (I mean; guys have uvulae as well!)? In my twenties, about a lustrum later, I finally have got that he mistook redheaded preppy smart girl/smurfette Jenny's mention of "uvula" as "vulva." Not to mention the fact that the little dangly thing in our throats looks a bit like the cherry in a beaver (ie the clitoris) ;)



RECTUM: EXIT ONLY
Speaking of uvulas, there was another uvula-related joke in Osmosis Jones that had an aspect I misunderstood, and another that got completely over my radar. Unlike in Monster House, the host of this Fantastic Voyage Plot is male... and also straight (this latter detail has relevance to the joke that got over my head):

Ozzy: What the heck is a uvula?

Drix: It's that little dangly thing that hangs down in...

Ozzy: Boxer shorts! Okay, here we go! (drives down a road leading to "Rectum - EXIT ONLY")

Drix: Not THAT little dangly thing, the one in his throat!

Ozzy: (Beat) I knew that. I knew that.

At first, the "little dangly thing" I understood to be the private parts... when it actually most surely referred to haemorrhoids. Something I would not understand until I got my first haemorrhoids at 20, as a university freshwoman (and yes, haemorrhoids, like uvulae, are a unisex feature!). So that is more of a semantic mondegreen. What flew COMPLETELY OVER my little coppery head was the sign for directions towards the rectum.

Now I knew what a rectum is, I have always known what a RECTUM is, but what I did not understand was the EXIT ONLY part. I mean, I know what the function of the rectum is, but it took me a decade as well to finally get that some guys (girls as well) like it when things enter their rectum. Particularly hard and tubular and more or less phallic things, from willies of flesh and blood to carrots or cucumbers. Even sharp things like knives or cattle prods or fishing hooks... And, since the rectum in this film is signalled EXIT ONLY, it means that the host only uses his rectum to store feces and defecate. Not for any arousing purposes. Long story short, that he is straight (and, seeing how slovenly and vulgar he is on the outside... no one would ever think he was queer, right?).


The Honeymoon Earthquake
The Aladdin trilogy reaches its amazing conclusion with The King of Thieves, in which we find out that Aladdin's father is still alive, that he is the titular leader of the Forty Thieves, and that they are currently after the hand of King Midas, which still retains the golden touch.
Unfortunately, this all breaks out right in the middle of the royal wedding, with Aladdin and Jasmine about to be pronounced husband and wife right when the Forty Thieves storm into the palace and the ground begins to quake with their vigorous strides. The Genie, who is obviously the best man...or rather, the best jinn at the wedding, makes this unforgettable quip:

"I thought the Earth was not supposed to move until the honeymoon!"

Like... can the Genie's cosmic powers really predict seismic activity? At first, as a kid, I thought he was foretelling a literal impending earthquake, but now, lustrums later, the quip has finally found its intended risqué meaning.


Lightyear Spreads his Wings
In Toy Story 2, we finally got to know Woody's female counterpart Jessie: a more active female figure than Mrs. Potato or Bo Peep, right? And Buzz Lightyear appeared to be as impressed as I was as a tween, spreading his wings as he gasps in response to Jessie's acrobatics.

At first, I thought it was due to surprise. "Buzz is surely flabberghasted when this cowgirl nails her landings." But now, seen through through twentyish eyes, it appears that something else also rises... For even space commanders have erections, don't they?


Sexing the Flower
In the dub of Bambi into Spanish, Flower is a girl skunk, both "flor" and "mofeta" being feminine in Spanish. Rolling among flowers and having long lashes just supported that. Which makes her a lesbian when her first kiss is stolen as an adult in the springtime scene and she turns stiff and shocking pink. In the English original, Flower is a straight male. But still he turns shocking pink, instead of scarlet, at first kiss.

At first I thought that the skunk was merely being stiff out of shock and fluster... but, like the Lightyear wings scene above, be this character a straight male or queer female, I see now as a young adult that Flower cannot be more aroused.


Evinrude's Power-Up
As a toddler, I just loved The Rescuers. Especially when the bayou gang comes to the rescue with all those fireworks... I was impressed by the fact that the bayou's married couple of redneck rodents, the husband even more than the wife, loved to quaff a drink that made them breathe fire...
When the Rescuers' method of transportation, the dragonfly Evinrude, is sent as a messenger for reinforcements to the redneck village, the journey across the bayou has obviously taken its toll, leaving the poor little thing exhausted. Evinrude collapses after entering the rodent couple's home through the chimney, and, compassionately, the wife pours a single drop of the firebreathing drink down his throat. The results are amazing:

Evinrude is back up on his wings, shooting off like out of a cannon as he buzzes a reveille call!
At first, as a kid, I thought it would be some reconstituent... like, the reason why a hyperactive child like Yours Truly was forbidden to drink Coke and coffee. But nowadays I am pretty sure that it was a far more intoxicating draught... right?


Don't you eat that yellow snow?
The part of Monsters Inc. with a Himalayan setting was one of those barren wastelands that tickled my inner Sturm und Drang romantic. Aside from the barren wasteland, there is also mention of a local village (of humans), not to mention the surprisingly cozy ice cave of the Agreeable Snowman.

However, what puzzled me was the looking disgusted at the Agreeable Snowman's cones of yellow snow. I supposed, as a kid, that they were lemon cones (and yes, the Agreeable Snowman makes lemon cones; it's a really thirst-quenching flavour, and he could frighten the village fruitseller to obtain his daily quota of lemons, which are pretty scarce in the Himalayas).

Yellow snow is typically known for having been urinated on. The Yeti recovers by saying that it's lemon. Oui oui, you were such an innocent li'l girl a decade ago, eh, Sandra?

OF SWINGS AND ROUNDABOUTS

Yes, I saw it coming; Planeta had the rights for the whole Storm Sisters saga, but only the first installment was translated and published. 
No Export For You. 
Money, Dear Girl.
Blame the inflexible law of supply and demand.
Luckily, thanks to my good fairy godperson, I am going to obtain the installments so far in original English at the end of this month, for my 26th birthday.

Speaking of which...

There are still girl power novels on the horizon... Planeta has had translated As Old as Time. Never heard of it? Well, it's a famous novel by Liz Bradwell that is a rewriting of the great eighteenth-century fairytale, focused on the rhetorical question...:
What if Belle's mum was the fairy who turned the Prince into his inner Beast? What if she left her husband and child because muggle-fairy marriages rarely work, feigning her own death to keep them safe? What if the half-blood Belle herself, as a consequence, has inherited latent powers? 

Clever, restless bluestocking Belle is weary of her provincial life, dreaming to explore the wide world. However, everything changes when she becomes the prisoner of the Beast.

Upon touching the hidden red rose, her mind is filled with images of her missing mother, now revealed to be the one who cursed the selfish Prince and all of his courtiers. Will Belle and the Beast, together, unravel the mystery that tied their two families together years ago?

DEFINITELY LOOKING FORWARDS TO IT!

As Old as Time is part of a series of twice-told fairytales of which we wish to see more installments released in Spain; a series called Twisted Tales. It's a tetralogy (so far), the three first books by Liz Braswell, and the fourth, Reflection (Savitri and Satyavan starring Fa Mulan and Lee Shang!), by Elizabeth Lim. The other three installments take us to the Middle Ages with Maleficent in Once Upon a Dream, to the Golden Age of Islam with Jasmine in A Whole New World, and to the Han Dynasty with Fa Mulan in Reflection (Savitri and Satyavan starring Fa Mulan and Lee Shang!).

A Whole New World: What if Aladdin never found the lamp?

Instead, Jafar is the one who finds it and makes the first wish... for a coup d'état. Deposed from her rightful throne, the once Crown Princess Jasmine decides to stop the now power-drunken usurper and put an end to his reign of terror, not for claiming what is hers by right, but for the welfare of her subjects. The revolution she starts alongside Enjolraic streetrat and rebel leader Aladdin, however, threatens to tear the Sultanate of Agrabah apart by civil war...

Once Upon a Dream: What if Aurora never woke up?

It should have been simple: slay that dragon, cut through that hedge of thorns, pass by all those slumbering guards and courtiers, then up the spiral staircase into the Rose Tower... However, when Prince Philip himself falls unconscious as his lips touch those of his sleeping fiancée... it is clear that the fairytale is far from over.

Aurora and Philip find themselves in their shared dreamland, trying to escape a completely different fortress and completely different thorns; those created by the inner landscape of their subconscious, by identity crises, by their own hopes and anxieties, putting them to the test. With Maleficent's agents following their every move, but also with the three godmothers' assistance, will these two young royals ever awaken from their dream?

Reflection: What if Fa Mulan had to descend to the underworld?

When her dashing commanding officer and closest friend, Lee Shang, is mortally wounded in battle, Fa Mulan must travel to the afterlife to save him from certain death. But the ruler of the Underworld (the Eastern Hades, AKA Yamaraja or Enma-Daioh) is not willing to give Shang up that easily. With the help of Shang's spirit guardian lion, Mulan must traverse the afterlife, fending off harrowing obstacles, to find her commanding officer's spirit and leave by sunrise... or become the Underworld's prisoner forever. Moreover, Mulan is still disguised as the common soldier Fa Ping, wrestling with the decision to reveal her true identity to her closest friend. Will Mulan be able to save Shang before it’s too late? Will he ever be able to trust her again? Or will she lose him–and be lost in the Underworld–forever?

(This one is the one I hold the most expectations towards... it's very rarely you get a fantasy retelling of Savitri and Satyavan; I also admire the Snow Queen elements in here, as well as the military setting and one of my Disney OTPs in the lead roles...!)

So, all we have to do is hope As Old as Time gets enough demand in Spain for the rest of the book series to get translated and published. For, as it happened to the Storm Sisters series and the Waterfire Saga, they might claim the rights for a few books and, if the first one does not sell enough, decide not to publish the rest (WHAM!!!).

Therefore... let's keep our fingers crossed...

ON STEREOTYPES

They're peanuts covered in chocolate. At first, there were only dark ones, and their mascots wore hula skirts and were armed with flint spears --not to mention the thick lips--. Their name? Conguitos. Which obviously comes from the place name Congo.



But the white Conguitos that appeared in the early 2000s gave a Copernican turn to the history of the brand, breaking the racial stereotype; first both white and dark Conguitos had thick red lips, now neither kind of Conguitos has this feature. Anyway, no matter the size of their lips, they're all completely unarmed, coming in peace, ever since the white ones appeared.



In a similar vein, the "Negritos del África tropical" that had been the mascots of Cola Cao ever since the drinking chocolate brand's inception became, in the same decade, a crew of space aliens (Los Kao Kao) that represented the various nutrients (iron, calcium, phosphorus, vitamin A...) present in the product. No aliens from other star systems have been harmed psychologically by characters like Ferki, iron personified:





In the Germanosphere, similarly, a third chocolate mascot, the Sub-Saharan Muslim Sarotti Moor, has become the golden-skinned, but still Middle-Eastern, Sarotti Mage. No one has complained about the phototype lift, in spite of the turban and pointy slippers being retained.

 

Sarotti Mage (on the left) and Moor (on the right).

Ditto Pears' Soap adverts, which in the Victorian era featured the whitewashing of negroes:


And in the present decade star this mother and daughter, both equally European-looking:



There is a film from postbellum Spain, script written by the Generalísimo himself, which bears the title of Raza (Race).
Nowadays, this is a four-letter word for a concept dismissed as total balderdash.
The climax of Raza, of which previous scenes had been set in Barcelona and Bilbao, takes place during the Battle of the Ebro, right before the downfall of the Valencia Region in general and the Castellón Province in particular (shudders). All the lead characters are rightist, while the leftists are portrayed as the bad guys unless they make a right turn (a dentist with «un pasado malo de izquierdismo» lo cual le dio «influencia en aquella sociedad corrompida» [sic]). The leftists defeated at the Ebro are "HOLLOW men" («hombres huecos»). Vae victis! Demonizing the wicked enemy to revel in the victory over them is nothing new under the sun; it's existed for as long as there's warfare.
But we hadn't been conscious of the labels attached to ideologies, religions, ethnic groups... and their negative innuendo before the countercultural revolution of the late 60s.
Victorian fairytales may be the perfect example. To put the most well-known example, the Pickaninny tribe of Neverland has recently been whitewashed over and over again (being portrayed as Caucasians in the latest Pan film): as early as in the 50s Disney film, the Pickaninnies were still so-called redskins, ie racist caricatures of the Sioux and other prairie First Nations tribes (lyrics of their crowd song even suggesting that the first Pickaninny prince turned red, a trait which has been passed to his descendants, due to an awkward crush blush while kissing his bride; and that the term "ugh" came to be when that first leader of the tribe saw his mother-in-law!)... More redskins appear in the Pecos Bill Texan legends as told by Disney; this time their warpaint runs off as the cowboy chases them, colouring the Painted Desert.
Oscar Wilde's fairytales also offer caricatures of, for instance:

"the old Jews bargaining with each other, and weighing out money in copper scales."

As if the only thing that Jews feel at all is greed, and similarly, that Negroes (Sub-Saharans) are prone to quarrel over glass beads:

"The negroes chattered to each other, and began to quarrel over a string of bright beads."

Oscar Wilde also portrays, in the same fairytale, Afghans (and Tatars) as tribal, warlike mountain savages who engage in animal sacrifice before battle (a far more pagan than Islamic custom) and who fight with iron helmets, shields, and spears (no firearms!):

"There is war in the mountains of Tartary, and the kings of each side are calling to thee (to Death). The Afghans have slain the black ox, and are marching to battle. They have beaten upon their shields with their spears, and have put on their helmets of iron."

NOTE: black ox sacrifices are due to the gods of the dead and the Underworld in the Far East of Asia. The black steer represents either the earth/mother/fertility goddess or the gods of the Underworld. Close to Afghanistan (Mongolia, Imperial China) but no cigar. The Asian Hades (Yamaraja in Sanskrit, King Enma in Chinese and Japanese) rides a black buffalo.

Hollow leftists, Jews bargaining with each other and weighing out money, negroes quarrelling over a string of bright beads, Afghans with spears and shields and helmets of iron. Add foppish gay men and butch lesbians. Nowadays, we frown at the sole thought of such stereotypical caricatures. The concept of human races is outdated. But in fiction from before the countercultural revolution, such stereotypes appear like mushrooms. 

A Croatian lieutenant who took to writing and illustrating storybooks after the Great War (trading the sword for the pen like many others), considered one of the Great Ones of Austrian children's literature, Franz Karl Ginzkey is most renowned for Hatschi Bratschis Luftballon (Hadji Bradji's Hot-Air Balloon), about the all-Austrian boy Fritz whisked away by a malignant and turbaned Turk skilled in sorcery (similar to the Jafar and the evil jinni of 1001 Nights), the titular villain, by means of the titular montgolfière. Turks, that even besieged Vienna more than once, had always been demonised by Austrians. More than Croats, Hungarians, or any other outgroup within the Habsburg Empire. The story ends with Fritz, who had wound up in Turkey after a series of adventures, freeing all of Hadji Bradji's European child prisoners from his dungeons, slaying the sorcerer, and returning in triumph home to Austria, followed by all the children he's freed.
As time has gone by since the Roaring Twenties, the titular villain has been regularly less and less Orientalised, his home country changed from Turkey to some Morningland (Morgenland) in the Middle East, and nowadays the turban and the Hadji title (given to male Muslims who have undertaken their Pilgrimage) are the only things that remain intact in the storybooks. The initially Jafar-esque malignant and turbaned Turk has become a jolly, hefty figure like a Dickensian gentleman (Mr. Fezziwig, Mr. Micawber, Wemmick the Elder...), but still with a sinister side as a child abductor.
Also, the monkey episode. Originally, when Fritz had anchored the balloon on a small tropical island to harvest dates or bananas and have a well-deserved rest, it were Negro cannibals (Menschenfresser, ie Human-Eaters, or Person-Eaters), who stormed forth to eat his flesh. Just like when it comes to the gipsy brigands who want to eat Gerda and introduce themselves by butchering her entourage in the Fifth Story of The Snow Queen, dark-skinned Others attempt cannibalism on the innocent, blond European child hero/ine, who finds a lucky, providential escape (Gerda is saved by the leader's daughter, who later frees her from the clutches of the outlaws; Fritz manages to set sail on the balloon just in time). Nowadays, in the present-day updated version, Fritz is attacked by monkeys, who are less interested in his flesh and more in defending the fruit he is wresting from them.

 

(Original Menschenfresser version on the left, vs. present-day Affen version on the right)

And these illustrations explain the parallel episode in The Snow Queen (Story the Fifth) which may have inspired Ginzkey:


The brigands in ambush, before lunging at Gerda's carriage. Edmund Dulac.



Right when the leader is about to slit Gerda's throat, her hoyden daughter makes a sudden entrance. Pavel Tatarnikov.


The Robber Maiden pleads for Gerda's life. Nika Goltz.


Returning to the lair, an old keep in ruins. The Robber Maiden drives Gerda into the courtyard. Christian Birmingham.


Gerda spending the night at the Robber Maiden's woodland zoo, while all the adults drink hard and celebrate their latest capture. Arthur Rackham.


The Robber Maiden supplies Gerda with winter clothes. Clara Creed.


Gerda and the Robber Maiden flee the keep together. Anastasia Arkhipova.

The Robber Maiden frees Gerda and the reindeer, wishing them success. Christian Birmingham.

Nazi storybooks like Der Giftpilz (The Poison Mushroom, a series of anecdotes about sinister and/or greedy Jews waylaying innocent Germans), or Der Pudelmopsdackelpinscher (The Poodle-Pug-Dachs-Pinscher, about the counterparts of the Jew in the various provinces of the animal kingdom, one of them being the titular mutt), as well as Francoist kidlit, go the extra mile. The same can also be said about left-wing, let's say Stalinist, propagandistic children's fiction --the far left being as interested in this strategy as the far right--. But still the most vivid examples are from the Third Reich.
In Der Giftpilz, a mother and child, both obviously German (blond, good-looking; all the Jews in this book are dark-haired caricatures with potato noses and thick lips, and sinister looks in their eyes: what a stark contrast to the mother and child in the introduction!), serve as a way to break the ice while picking mushrooms in the woods. 



Jewish lawyers, Der Giftpilz. Contrast the two men on the right with the two girls on the left, and also with the mother and child in the prologue illustration below.


"Just like there are good and bad mushrooms," Mami says, "there are good and bad people. The toxic mushrooms of humankind are the Jews. Often, just like when we take a really poisonous mushroom for an edible one, it's hard to see the Jew as the scoundrel he or she is."
The titles of the stories are as ominous as: 
HOW TO RECOGNISE A JEW, 
HOW A GERMAN FARMER WAS DRIVEN FROM HOUSE AND HOME,
THE EXPERIENCE OF HANS AND ELSA WITH A STRANGER,
INGA'S VISIT TO A JEWISH DOCTOR,
HOW JEWS TREAT THEIR DOMESTIC SERVANTS,
HOW TWO WOMEN WERE TRICKED BY JEWISH LAWYERS,
and
MONEY IS THE GOD OF THE JEWS...

The cover, which has mushrooms with caricature Jewish features not unlike those of the stories' villains, already gives an idea:



It makes even Wilde's "old Jews bargaining with each other, and weighing out money in copper scales" look innocent in comparison.
The same goes for the animals used as counterparts for Jews in Der Pudelmopsdackelpinscher, aside from the titular mutt, which is described as the scourge of the street where the author lives. Most of them are toxic or parasitic species, or pests: hyenas (scavengers), cuckoo chicks (nest parasites), bedbugs (vampiric pests), locusts (crop pests), venomous snakes, and the crowner may be the last two stories about endoparasites: tapeworms and pathogens, respectively.

The first story, the one with the tapeworms, opens with little Hans's Mami, Frau Müller, taking him to an obviously German doctor: "My lad is so weak, so pale, he never smiles... but he eats like a horse, more than both his parents! It happened overnight..." After examining Hans's abdomen, the Herr Doktor breaks the news to a shocked mother and child: "He's got a... tapeworm!" He then explains that it can be several meters long.

FRAU MÜLLER: And does that huge... thing live inside my boy?

HERR DOKTOR: In the gut of a human, it grows to reach that length of several meters.

The Herr Doktor explains that tapeworms wind up in the human gut if the host has ingested rare pork or beef meat, or rare freshwater fish: the pig, the cow, the pike already had the bug in the flesh, and only cooking it well can remove the parasite before it gets in... but this tapeworm is currently feeding off the nutrients Hans has consumed, so he has to take a purgative medicine to flush both the head and all the proglottids of the dead tapeworm out of his system. If the dead head's out, the infestation will be no more, he reiterates, warning Frau Müller to cook her meat and freshwater fish well to kill the cysts and prevent further tapeworm incidents.

This short tale might as well be completely positive tapeworm prophylaxis... if not followed by an allegory of how the Jewish fifth column is undermining, and sapping, the health of the Reich's system from within, and this parasitism will never stop until the land is completely purged of Jews. 

In the next story, in which Jews are compared to pathogens and we see young Hans Müller and the Herr Doktor once more, things get equally ominous. The comparison of a healthy system to a well-ruled state isn't that new either, dating back to the Greeks and/or Egyptians...

ANGEL CAKES (falsetto, mincing on their toetips) One and two and three, four; one and two and three, four... You should marry one of us because we are so good!

Moving away from Nazis and back to Disney before the 1990s Renaissance, and to when-Walt-was-still-alive simple stereotyping (as opposed to propaganda)... from the various stereotypes in the Cookie Carnival short ("queeny" gay angel cakes, alcoholic babas au rhum, a negro Miss Licorice and an Eskimo Miss Coconut), to the jive-talking crows that encourage Dumbo, the yellow-peril Siamese cats who threaten Lady and the Tramp (similarly, space overlord Ming the Merciless of Mongo was distinctly Asian before his skin was changed to chartreuse [tennis ball green-yellow])... Long story short, the redskin Pickaninnies in the 1950s Peter Pan are only the tip of the ominous iceberg.

There was a time before political correctness, and, whether we like it or not, we should take such stereotypes in fiction with a grain of salt. If present-day B movies like Foodfight or Sausage Party want to perpetrate such noxious stereotypes, it's a free world but I'm nevertheless at least slightly offended.

 

The "leftish" drinking chocolate on the left, the "rightish" brand on the right.

There's nothing that says all tub-bathers are rightists and all showerers are leftists. The same goes for brands of drinking chocolate (Cola Cao vs. Nesquik in Spain, Ögon [owned by Fazer] vs. O'Boy in Sweden) and newspapers. Being called a Commie (Sp. "rojo") is as much of a slur as being called a Tory (Sp. "facha"). The lyrics of the Gaber song Destra-Sinistra do nothing more than satirising stereotypes, this time related to ideology. Leftists and rightists are portrayed as not so different at heart: no matter if you have a swim in a private pool or a lake, wash yourself in a tub or a shower, prefer one brand or another... it says that stereotypes are merely labels not to generalise with...

Tutti noi ce la prendiamo con la storia 
ma io dico che la colpa è nostra 
è evidente che la gente è poco seria 
quando parla di sinistra o destra. 

L'ideologia, l'ideologia 
malgrado tutto credo ancora che ci sia 
è il continuare ad affermare 
un pensiero e il suo perché 
con la scusa di un contrasto che non c'è 
se c'è chissà dov'è, se c'é chissà dov'é. 

PS. MORE GREEDY JEWS IN VICTORIAN FICTION:
1) THE THIEF IN "THE DISCONTENTED TREE:"
A well-known moral tale about a conifer tree wishing for other kinds of leaves, I first heard it in kindergarten. His first wish is for golden leaves, but that night a thief (only specified to be a thief in my childhood versions) creeps by and strips the golden tree entirely of leaves. It wasn't until my late teens that I found the original British Victorian versions, in which the thief is a stereotypical old Jew (Replacing "Jew" with "thief," in both the verse and prose versions, was all that the politically correct version needed to set the tale right):

Now, by came a Jew, with a bag on his back,
       who cried, "I'll be rich today!"
He stripped the boughs, and, filling his sack
       with the yellow leaves, walked away!

But as evening drew nigh, an old Jew, with a long beard, came walking through the wood, carrying a heavy sack on his shoulders. When he saw the tree, with its brilliant, glittering foliage, he quickly plucked the golden leaves, one by one, thrust them into his sack, and hastened away, leaving the tree empty and shorn. 

But, as a child, I heard it the other way:

Now, by came a thief, with a bag on his back,
       who cried, "I'll be rich today!"
He stripped the boughs, and, filling his sack
       with the yellow leaves, walked away!


But as evening drew nigh, an old thief, with a long beard, came walking through the wood, carrying a heavy sack on his shoulders. When he saw the tree, with its brilliant, glittering foliage, he quickly plucked the golden leaves, one by one, thrust them into his sack, and hastened away, leaving the tree empty and shorn. 

The story is apparently Germanic, "Es ist ein Bäumchen gestanden," written by Friedrich Rückert in 1813, and the original verse/lyrics has "ein Jude" as well. Both schoolroom and home versions of the poem have changed it to "ging ein Räuber durch den Wald" (as it appears as early as in the 1830s version!) in the present day (Considering the impact of the Third Reich, it would come as no surprise)...

ORIGINAL NAPOLEONIC-ERA VERSION:
4. Aber wie es Abend ward,
ging ein Jude durch den Wald
mit großem Sack und langem Bart,
der sieht die goldnen Blätter bald;
Er steckt sie ein, geht eilends fort
und läßt das leere Bäumlein dort.

1830s VERSION, SUNG AT SCHOOL AND HOME IN PRESENT-DAY GERMANY:
4. Aber wie es Abend ward,
ging ein Räuber durch den Wald
mit großem Sack und langem Bart,
der sieht die goldnen Blätter bald;
Er steckt sie ein, geht eilends fort
und läßt das leere Bäumlein dort.

The reception of the Bäumchen song has appeared to fluctuate throughout German history, and one may trace a history of anti-Semitism and political correctness within the Germanosphere by simply regarding the timeline: the first Räuber version was published already as early as in the 1830s, but a Jude version from the 1840s was also quite popular... the Jude and Räuber version must have coexisted in the Kaiserzeit and the interbellum period... but the nail in the coffin, the last iteration, of the Jude lyrics was Heinz Tischmeyer's 1940 propagandistic animated short film adaptation of the song, Vom Bäumlein, dass andere Blättern hat gevollt (Of the Little Tree that Wished for Other Leaves); like an animated music video or a Disney Silly Symphony, but made by Nazis, with the Jude character as a caricature not dissimilar to the ones in Der Giftpilz:


Ging ein Jude durch die Wald, mit großem Sack und langem Bart: Vom Bäumlein..., Tischmeyer, 1940


Er (der Jude) steckt sie ein, geht eilends fort: Vom Bäumlein..., Tischmeyer, 1940

Consider that this short was made in the Third Reich, and that, ever since its fall, the canonical, official Bäumchen song has been and is the Räuber version!

The Grimms also have a story with the antagonist title "The Jew in the Thorns," ("Der Jude im Dorn") but nowadays mostly known as "The Dance in the Thorns" ("Der Tanz im Dorn", Germanophone title) or "The Miser in the Thorns" (Anglophone title), the villain torn down to a generic loanshark scrooge (or "Geizhals", in German) who might as well profess any creed.

2) THE CHEATING JEWELLER IN THE ORIGINAL "ALADDIN" TALE:
When he goes to sell the valuables he found in the cave of wonders, Aladdin, or rather Ala-ed-Din --in the written 1001 Nights-- goes to a pair of jewellers, the first of whom cheats him of his rarities. He then goes to the second, more honest jeweller, and gets the price right. In the uncensored version of the tale, the first jeweller was a Jew, "viler than all the devils" (and the other jeweller, a decent, honest-to-Allah Muslim sheik, "who was a just man and feared Allah"):

So perceiving that nothing remained to them to eat, he arose, and took one of the plates which the slave (the genie/jinni) had brought on the tray, which were of pure gold, though he knew it not; and he went with it to the market. And there met him a Jew, viler than the devils, and to him he offered the plate. And when the Jew saw it, he took ‘Ala-ed-Din aside so that none should see, and examined the plate carefully and assured himself that it was of fine gold; and not knowing whether ‘Ala-ed-Din was acquainted with its worth or was inexperienced in such things, he said to him: “How much, O my master, is this dish?” And ‘Ala-ed-Din answered, “Thou knowest its value.” And the Jew considered how much he should bid for it, since ‘Ala-ed-Din had answered him a business-like answer; so he thought to offer him a small price, and yet he feared that ‘Ala-ed-Din might know the value of it and expect to receive a high price. So he said within himself: “Perchance he is ignorant of it and knoweth not the value.” Then he took from his pocket a dinar of gold and gave it him. And when ‘Ala-ed-Din had looked at the piece of gold in his hand, he took it and quickly went away. So the Jew knew that the youth did not understand the value of the plate, so he repented with abject repentance that he had given him a dinar instead of a carat of a sixtieth. ‘Ala-ed-Din meanwhile did not tarry, but went to the baker’s and bought of him bread and changed the dinar and took and went to his mother and gave her the bread and the change of the gold, and said to her: “O my mother, go and buy for us what we need.” And she arose and went to the market and bought all they required, and they ate and were merry. And every time the price of a plate was exhausted, ‘Ala-ed-Din took another and went with it to the Jew, and the accursed Hebrew bought it of him for a pitiful price; and he would have reduced the price further, but he was afraid, as he had given him a dinar the first time, that if he reduced it the youth would go away and sell to some one else, and he would thus lose his usurious gains. And ‘Ala-ed-Din ceased not to sell plate after plate till all were sold, and there remained only the tray on which the plates were set; and as this was large and heavy, he went and brought the Jew to his house, and shewed him the tray, and when he saw its size he gave him ten dinars, which ‘Ala-ed-Din took, and the Jew departed. And ‘Ala-ed-Din and his mother subsisted on the ten dinars till they were done.
Then ‘Ala-ed-Din arose and fetched the Lamp, and rubbed it, and there appeared before him the Slave who had appeared to him before. And the Jinni said to him: “Command what thou wilt, O my master, for I am thy slave and the slave of him who possesseth the Lamp.” And ‘Ala-ed-Din answered: “My desire is that thou bring me a tray of food like unto that which thou didst bring me before, for I am starving.” Then, in the twinkling of an eye, the Slave brought him a tray, like the one he came with before; and on it were twelve plates of the richest, and on them the proper viands; and on the tray were also bottles of clear wine and white bread. Now ‘Ala-ed-Din’s mother had gone forth when she knew that her son intended to rub the Lamp, that she might not look a second time upon the Jinni; and presently she came home and perceived this tray, covered with dishes of silver, and the odour of rich viands permeating her house; and she wondered and rejoiced. And ‘Ala-ed-Din said to her: “See, O my mother, thou didst tell me to cast away the Lamp; behold now its advantages!” And she answered: “O my son, may Allah multiply his weal! but I would not look upon him.” Then ‘Ala-ed-Din and his mother sat down to the tray, and ate and drank till they were satisfied; and they put aside what was left for the morrow. And when the food they had was finished, ‘Ala-ed-Din arose and took a plate of the plates of the tray under his garment and sallied forth in quest of the Jew to sell it to him; but by the decrees of destiny he passed by the shop of an honest jeweller, a sheykh, who was a just man and feared Allah. And when the sheykh saw ‘Ala-ed-Din he questioned him, saying: “O my son, what dost thou want? for I have seen thee often passing by, and thou wast dealing with a Jewish man, and I have seen thee making over to him various things, and I am thinking that thou hast something with thee now, and thou seekest him to buy it. But thou dost not know, O my son, that the property of the Muslims, who profess the Unity of Allah Most High, is fair spoil to the Jews, who always defraud them, and worst of all this damned Jew with whom thou hast dealt and into whose hands thou hast fallen. So if thou hast with thee, O my son, anything thou wishest to sell, shew it me, and fear not at all, for I will give thee its value by the truth of the Most High God, Allah.” So ‘Ala-ed-Din produced the plate before the sheykh, who when he had looked upon it, took it and weighed it in his balance, and questioned ‘Ala-ed-Din and said: “Didst thou sell the like of this to the Jew?” And he answered, “Yes, its like and its brother.” And the other said: “How much did he give thee for its price?” And he answered, “He gave me a dinar.” And when the sheykh heard from ‘Ala-ed-Din that the Jew had given him only a single dinar for the price of the plate, he exclaimed: “Woe to this accursed who cheats the servants of the Most High Allah!” And looking at ‘Ala-ed-Din he said: “O my son, verily this rascally Jew hath cheated thee and mocked at thee; for thy plate is of fine virgin silver; and I have weighed it and found its value to be seventy dinars. So if thou wilt take its price, take it.” And the jeweller sheykh counted out to him seventy dinars, and ‘Ala-ed-Din took them, and thanked him for his kindness in shewing him the Jew’s fraud. And whenever the price of a plate was gone, he went and brought another, so that he and his mother became well to do, though they ceased not to live as of old, as middle-class people, without excess or waste. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 3) POST SCRIPTUM IN JULY 2018: Oscar Wilde's old Jews weighing out money in Hebrew translation - Or, When Jews become, simply, merchants of indeterminate creed (who may be standing in prayer and blessing the Moon!) (analysis by Dalia Cohen-Gross): Despite the large number of translations of The Happy Prince into Hebrew, to date, these translations have not been compared. This article will discuss Wilde’s attitudes toward social minorities. Such attitudes are expressed twice in the story: [···] second, in the description of the Jews in the Ghetto. The focus on the attitude toward minorities will serve our attempt to anchor the linguistic and cultural points of departure of the various translators' relation to the source text, and examine the degree to which the translators' language reflects the period and linguistic community to which they belonged and within which they operated. (See the Appendix for basic biographical information on the translators.) Furthermore, the examination may help us to shed light on the various registers in the new, written Hebrew against the background of the changes in norms of translation in Israel following the change from a purist approach to a more adapted language, more faithful to the source (Toury 1977, 1998, 2000; Zoran 1979; Ben-Ari 1992; Weissbrod 1992; Ben-Shahar 1994, 1998; Even-Zohar 2006). Description of the Jews The Third Lateran Council (1179) decreed that Jews should be confined to their own living areas and their occupational possibilities limited. However, the Council did not act upon the idea of relocation (Melson 1992: 83-84). In 1516, the Serenissima designated a walled area, surrounded by canals, as the Jewish living space. The area was in the vicinity of the new foundry – il ghetto nuovo  –, and the shortened name of the foundry became the name of the Jewish area, eventually turning into the name for all Jewish quarters or Jewries in Europe (Gutman 1990: 'Ghetto'). In the eighteenth century, Jews began receiving equal rights in Western and Central Europe. This process culminated in the Emancipation of the nineteenth century, part of which was the gradual opening of the ghettos or Jewries. The Rome ghetto was the last to be opened, in 1870, and its walls came down in 1885 (Lerner 2002). However, prejudices did not disappear with the walls, and the European attitude toward Jews, especially their perception as conniving and dishonest merchants prevailed. A clear indication of this attitude is the twelfth-century expression 'to jew down' – to bargain sharply and beat down in price (Costello 1992: 'jew'). Wilde's writings, too, contain stereotypical references to Jews (for a comprehensive survey of the Jew's image in the Victorian period and in Victorian literature see: Fox 1991; Valman 2001, 2003; Cheyette & Valman 2004: 1-26.) Thus, some view Wilde's depiction of Salome (in the play of the same title) as wanton and corrupt to be an expression of racism. In The Picture of Dorian Gray Wilde points out the fact that the doctor, who injects the blood of three lads to one of his patients, is Jewish. Dorian Gray (1992) contains other specific negative references to Jews: "A hideous Jew (55); The horrid old Jew (59); Then we must get her out of the Jew's hands (62); The fat Jew manager… was beaming from ear to ear with an oily, tremulous smile (91); The Jew manager, who was standing at the back of the dresscircle, stamped and swore with rage" (95). However, the research literature does not tend to accuse Wilde of declared anti-Semitism, rather seeing him as a faithful product of his times (Nassaar 2003). Furthermore, while he was in college, Wilde befriended the Jewish Leonard Montefiore, who was the son of Nathaniel Montefiore and the nephew of the well-known Sir Moses (Moshe) Montefiore. At a later date Wilde heeded his mother's advice to improve his financial position by marriage (Ellmann 1987: 220), and proposed to Charlotte, Leonard's sister. When she rejected his proposal he wrote her, "'Charlotte, I am so sorry about your decision.With your money and my brain we could have gone so far" (Ellmann 1987: 221). In The Happy Prince the Jewish issue reappears. This short story (about 3500 words) takes place in an unidentified northern European country. Despite the paucity of descriptions of the town, Wilde does not skip mentioning the Jewish ghetto and its inhabitants as seen flying overhead: "[···] and saw the old Jews bargaining with each other, and weighing out money in copper scales." This sentence received various treatments in translation (see Table 2). Table 2 Descriptions of the Jews  Wilde, 1888 (SOURCE TEXT): … saw the old Jews bargaining with each other, and weighing out money in copper scales. Ben-Avram, 1921: --- (Omission) Halpern, 1923:  ... saw the merchants negotiating amongst themselves and weighing the gold with copper scales. Ben-Eliezer, 1924: ... heard two old Jews discussing matters with each other. Maximon, 1924: ...saw old Jews buying and selling, and earning a living off each other. Orland, 1947: ... saw the old Jews trading with each other and weighing money on scales.   Skulsky, 1949: ... saw the old Jews standing in prayer and blessing the moon. Uriel, 1954, 1979: --- (Omission) Tarsi, 1954, 1974: And there ... saw Jews, well stricken in age, bargaining with each other and weighing for each other silver coins on copper scales. Yoram, 1959: --- (Omission) Elgad, 1971: ... saw the old Jews trading with each other and weighing gold bullions on scales made of copper.  Bason, 1984: ... saw the old Jews bargaining with each other and weighing coins on copper scales. Bar, 1988: ... saw the old Jews bargaining with one another and weighing money on copper scales. Ofek, 1989: ... saw the old Jews trading with each other and weighing gold coins on copper scales. Ben-Moshe, 1999:  ... saw old Jews who were negotiating with each other, and weighing money on copper scales. Adler, 2008: ... saw elderly Jews bargaining with each other and weighing merchandise on copper scales. Table 2 Descriptions of the Jews (Underlined passages are Dermark's, to notice the starkest differences in translation, which will be detailed) The findings reveal that this sentence clearly discomfited translators into Hebrew who were not native Israelis (Dermark notes: And also who translated before and during the Second World War). However, quite possibly the reason is not related entirely to the geography of the translation, but also to Zionist negativism toward the Diaspora and the Jews of the Diaspora, and to a certain degree of tolerance of anti-Semitism in world literature (Weissbrod, 2007). In addition, until recently children’s literature was especially dominated by a protective approach, and to this day stories with an anti-Semitic tone are not published in Israel (Weissbrod 2005). Indeed, some of the translators (Ben-Avram, 1921; Uriel, 1954, 1979; Yoram, 1959) preferred to omit this sentence altogether and those who kept it found ways to cushion it (Table 3, Translations strategies: Description of the Jews): Strategy:  Wilde, 1888: Bargaining with each other and weighing out money in copper scales. Avoidance: Ben-Avram, 1921. Uriel, 1954, 1979. Yoram, 1959. Evasion: Halpern, 1923:  ... (the merchants) negotiating amongst themselves and weighing the gold with copper scales. Ben-Eliezer, 1924: discussing matters with each other. Maximon, 1924: buying and selling, and earning a living off each other. Skulsky, 1949: standing in prayer and blessing the moon. Adler, 2008: bargaining with each other and weighing merchandise on copper scales.  Faithfulness to source: Orland, 1947: trading with each other and weighing money on scales.   Tarsi, 1954, 1974: (Jews, well stricken in age), bargaining with each other and weighing for each other silver coins on copper scales. Elgad, 1971: trading with each other and weighing gold bullions on scales made of copper.  Bason, 1984: bargaining with each other and weighing coins on copper scales. Bar, 1988: bargaining with one another and weighing money on copper scales. Ofek, 1989: trading with each other and weighing gold coins on copper scales. Ben-Moshe, 1999: (who were) negotiating with each other, and weighing money on copper scales. Table 3 Translations strategies: Description of the Jews (More on coping of Hebrew translations with racist or anti-Semitic references see: Ben-Ari 1992, 2000; Bassok 1995; Gordon 2002; Regev 2003; Muchnik 2005.) Thus, we find three distinct ways in which translators dealt with this sentence (Table 3): (1) Avoidance – total omission; (2) Evasion – faithfulness to the original in the beginning of the sentence and changing the end, and vice versa; (3) Faithfulness to source. The methods of tacking this issue were: * Avoiding any reference of the ethnic origin of the ghetto's residents, rather than treating them as a nation or a people: "merchants" (Halpern, 1923);  * Minimizing the description by referring to two individuals only: "two old Jews" (Ben-Eliezer, 1924);  * Describing the Jews as just talking, or using words that soften the racist connotation of Wilde's text: "discussing with each other" (Ben-Eliezer, 1924), "buying and selling and earning a living off of each other" (Maximon, 1924); "weighing merchandise on copper scales" (Adler, 2008);  * "Converting" the text while introducing a Jewish ritual element that did not appear in the original: "The old Jews standing in prayer and blessing the moon" (Skulsky, 1949).  Furthermore, the translators who were careful to preserve the ghetto's original identity as the Jews' residence always used the word zkenim to translate the word 'old' when referring to 'old Jews'. Only two translators did not follow suit – Tarsi (in both translations) chooses the Biblical locution ba bayamim translated in Table 2 as 'well stricken in age'. Adler preferred the Aramaic kshishim, the Hebrew plural of kashish – a word used regularly in Modern Hebrew as an unbiased word for 'old' – as oppsed to its original meaning 'older than'. Almagor-Ramon says (2007) that in Modern Hebrew "kashish, too, is a person of age. However, for some reason the old person, the zaken, has lost his glory in our everyday Hebrew, and instead of zkenim we began saying kshishim." (For an expanded discussion on zaken as a taboo word in Israeli Hebrew: See Kantor, 1997) Conclusion  In this article we focused on the various ways translators dealt with Wilde’s attitude toward social minorities (Jews),  examining the translators’ work against their historical period, personal background, and the linguistic communities they inhabited and in which they worked. It was also found that in the description of the Jews in the ghetto, just about half of the translations (8 out of 17, 47%) remained faithful to the source, despite the racist slur. This finding can be indicative both of changes that have taken place in translation norms as well as of rejection of the Diaspora and the exclusion of Diaspora Jews from a Zionist affiliation and the image of "the new Jew."