GHOTI

Ghoti.

"Ghoti" is an alternate spelling for the word "fish". Thus, "ghoti" is pronounced /fish/, if you consider the following quirks of the English language:

Pronounce "gh" /f/ as in "tough" /taff/.

Pronounce "o" /i/ as in "women" /wimen/.

Pronounce "ti" /sh/ as in "nation" /nayshon/.

The word shall NEVER, no matter the occasion, be pronounced as /goaty/ or anything similar, but solely and merely as /fish/.