DEINO (POKÉMON SONG)

Here's yet another song that got on my mind lately (ps. "Deino" is NOT pronounced in this song according to the canonical /DAI-nou/ pronunciation; but rather as /DEY-nou/ to be a homophone of "they know" and "they no.").

DEINO
A PREHISTORIC TALE OF
A JUVENILE BLIND DINOSAUR
SEARCHING FOR PURPOSE
WITHOUT AUTOTUNE

My eyes are visually incompetent
with this hair on top of it;
hustler till I'm fossilized;
just don't tell my optometrist!
And don't question my marksmanship:
I chomp on my target
with the highest molar armament,
while you're the polar opposite...

I'm black and blue
from obstacles
along this avenue!
The damage that I do
is proven through
my battle wounds!
I'll ravage through you
as my
dragon food,
having you
thinking my species is
colour swap
after I tackle you!

I'm raised
as irate!
I'm a tyrant,
this is
my cave!
So migrate
or I
might make
you all
face the fate
of my
crime rate!

I'm a lightweight
fighting to isolate;
not a hydra yet,
due to time restraints...
but I take 3 girls
on a blind date,
and DeiNO ("They know"),
like it's nitrate!

Ominous
omnivore,
keep my motives
as mysterious,
the craziest
of the Cretaceous
period!

I know when I'm older,
I can fly sky high;
and I'm counting every day
like
"eins,
zwei,
drei!"
Deino...

Deino, Deino, Deino...
Deino, Deino, Deino...
Deino, Deino, Deino...

Yeah, Deino...
Yeah...

I said my level's gonna rise,
repping Gen Five;
maybe one day I can grow a pair of eyes,
but for now I'm Deino...

Deino, Deino, Deino...

I'll be yelling out...
hungry all the time,
and they wanna ask
why I feel so lonely...
I have never even seen a sunrise...
Ain't always Black and White
when the night's my only...

I'm only prized
as an artifact
in my eyes!
They categorise
my astigmatism
as stigmatised!
I may have to fight
with my inner self
to see the light!
To have a life
that's an appetite,
I have to bite!

You see a bumbling baby
bumping boulders carelessly;
I see the infant dragon
who just lacks dexterity!
I'm not the pseudo-pseudo-legendary
that my parents see!
My hair may be AlfAlpha,
but it lacks transparency!

I'll body slam a fairy!
I'll break my boundaries!
Work up the power
that will make somebody
proud of me!
You see as much
inside of me
as I see
out of me!
So, no matter how you pronounce me,
I'll always be Deino...

Deino, Deino, Deino...
Deino, Deino, Deino...
Deino, Deino, Deino...

Yeah, Deino...
Yeah...

I said my level's gonna rise,
repping Gen Five;
maybe one day I can grow a pair of eyes,
but for now I'm Deino...

Deino, Deino, Deino...

I can't see with these head lines!!

Yeah...
Call up Yu-Gi-Oh!
Let 'em know
the No-Eyes Black Dragon
wants to duel, yo!

From hostile
to brutal,
I'll escape the Ground
that I'm doomed to,
and become immune to it...

Deino, Deino, Deino...
Deino, Deino, Deino...
Deino, Deino, Deino...

Yeah...