- I am the very pinnacle of Ponyville society,
- My dresses have a tendency to live in notoriety,
- From cradle to the grave I will live firmly in nobility,
- And I feign a British accent to the best of my ability.
- It's practically agreed by ev'ryone in the majority,
- My many escapades just serve to further my authority,
- I'm only speaking to you with the utmost of sincerity...
- A gem amongst the rough like me is something of a Rarity.
- Both my clothing and my style are simply beautifully elegant
- I'm really rather generous when left inside my element
- For as long as I remember I was great for the proprieties
- For I am the very pinnacle of Ponyville society.
- Despite my inclination to get a little too obsessive
- (It's gotten to the point where it is actually excessive)
- I try my very hardest to improve my generosity
- Although many times it's lead up to the birth of a monstrosity
- I'd like to think of myself as surprisingly intelligent
- Though I'm going to digress here as that thought is quite irrelevant
- Ev'ry fibre of my being holds a front of being affable...
- And anybody who says otherwise is merely acting laughable.
- My huge amounts of class are very obviously apparent,
- So obvious, in fact, it's almost totally transparent,
- Despite my nervous bouts and regular fits of anxiety,
- I am the very pinnacle of Ponyville society.
- Everything you need to know of me is contained in these stanzas,
- And this line is the very end of my extravaganza!
miércoles, 3 de septiembre de 2014
RARITY FILK: MODERN MAJOR GENERAL
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