WESTEROS AU X: TARTH-ELINA

This AU retells one of Andersen's most famous fairy tales with Jaime and Brienne in lead roles, a couple of crackships, some gratuitous Gaelic and German, a whole-scene shout-out/allusion to Cabaret (I'm referring to the Third Reich musical), a wedding crash, the bear of Harrenhal, and Easter eggs referring to the original series... Set in Westeros in an alternate storyline.

Dramatis personae

• Thumbelina: Brienne Tarth
• Cornelius/Jachimo: Jaime Lannister
• Thumbelina's Guardian: Selwyn Tarth
• Giver of the Seed: Maester of Evenfall Hall
• Fairy Royals: Tywin and Cersei Lannister
• Mother Frog Impresaria: Catelyn Stark (in plaid) (the Starks speak Gaelic like the frogs in the film speak Spanish)
• Eldest Froglet: Robb Stark (in a kilt)
• Other Froglets: Bran Stark (in a kilt), Rickon Stark (in a kilt), Hodor (in a -hodor- kilt)
• Jitterbugs: Meera and Jojen Reed
• Berkeley Beetle (Alpha Beetle MC): Renly Baratheon!! (as a parody of the MC in Cabaret!!)
• Assistant to Berkeley: Loras Tyrell (as a parody of the MC in Cabaret!!)
• Other Bugs in Ballroom: The rest of the Tyrell family and their entourage
• Mrs. Vole: (Fat) Walda Bolton
• Mr. Vole (Sir Not Appearing in the Original Fairytale): Roose Bolton
• Mr. Posh Mole: Ramsay "the B****rd" Bolton, né Snow
• The Reverend: Septon of Harrenhal
• The Bear of Harrenhal: Himself