Mostrando entradas con la etiqueta xmas. Mostrar todas las entradas
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jueves, 26 de diciembre de 2013

KNOCK KNOCK...

Who's there?
Mary...
Mary who...?
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"Mary" Christmas to all you readers!
This card is sponsored by Claus, Inc. Otherwise known
as Claus Oy and based in Rovaniemi, Finland.

sábado, 21 de diciembre de 2013

XMAS COMING UP

You know what it means...

Visits from time-travelling ghosts galore!
But also peace, and love, and affection, and presents, and sweets, and fun, and altruism.
Not only Christmas Carol parodies and remakes on TV.
Besides, the ghosts above are a Paint fanart I have created as a Christmas card. 
Past is excedeeingly cute and candle-like. That thing on her back is a candle extinguisher (has anyone read the book or seen the Jim Carrey 2000s film?).
Present is carrying, well, a present. Yeah, another visual pun!! He looks like saying "ho-ho-ho!" The empty scabbard for peace (it's even decorated with a peace symbol) is another nod to the book and the Carrey film.
Future looks the least human of the three, being faceless in the novel. I based her face upon a mask I wore in a film we shot in high school (I played the villainess, a bloodthirsty serial killer!).
I could also have drawn a trio of Wise Men, who deliver gifts here in Spain on Twelfth Night. But Dickens ghosts look more diverse and symbolic.


miércoles, 6 de noviembre de 2013

THE RINGSTETTEN SAGA IX: MUTINY AND MAYHEM

Previously on the Ringstetten Saga:
Alois happens to have made friends with Thekla, though merely like siblings... but they must keep the distances, for His Lordship, drunk on success as he is, is rather protective of his wife's faithfulness and of his daughter's innocence. Thekla is courted by many suitors, three of which are actually a fifth column sent by the Kaiser from Vienna to watch the Duke of Friedland and inform the central government of his moves (though the would-be in-laws are unaware of the youths' agenda). Alois gets promoted to generalissimo's aide-de-camp's ensign, having to share entourage with Ladies Neubrunn and Brandeiss. He also gets to admire Wallenstein, and to learn of the duke's plans to team up with the Swedish regency for overthrowing the German Empire with a meticulously planned coup d'état!
Winter changes to spring, and both armies take to the field. But Sweden has lost power since the King's untimely death: the Regent reveals himself as a much worse leader, and a long and bloody losing streak ensues. Gerhard and Liselotte marry in the woods in spring, while more officers defect to Wallenstein's army following each lost confrontation...
To Gerhard, these defectors who trade their loyalty for lucre appear as turncoat traitors. He consequently snaps and kickstarts a mutiny in the ranks under the influence, right before he could be rewarded with a promotion to Rittmeister (cavalry captain), and they are subsequently expelled from the Swedish ranks: Gerhard (still a lieutenant), his wife and sister, and the few loyal to him (including Natasha, whose twin children have just died of the scarlet fever... and Volker, Horst having fallen at Lützen). 
He has also seen Alois wearing the scarlet coat as a Wallensteinian ensign (for the Croatian has risen to such a high rank) on the battlefield, yet distanced from the frontline due to his status as an aide.
After faking their deaths to avoid certain execution by firing squad, they become a band of outcast highwaymen that scour battlefields and ruins to survive. They get to fight other bands of similar criminals, that compete against them. The young blond in charge of our ragtag team (he has been an officer, alright?) defeats the leaders of other bands with Gustavus's battle-cry "Gott mit uns!" on his lips. But the young Prussian has also become a harsher and bloodthirstier leader than before, corporally punishing his followers (except Liselotte and Hedwig) if they dare contradict him... while within, the guilt for Gustavus's death tears at his broken heart.
In winter, Gerhard and Liselotte catch fish, trap hares, hunt crows with slingshots, and melt snow in a kettle to drink. Natasha dies while trying to protect her leader from a falling ice stalactite in a cave, getting impaled and asking the lieutenant to drink her blood if he can't wait until the snow-water du jour has cooled. It is disgusting, but Gerhard has no other choice. The bloodless carcass is subsequently used as bait for catching more crows and fish.
During later winters, however, these marauders will be able to procure strong drink and overindulge in it during their revels.
Meanwhile the same winter, in December 1633, during the Wallensteins' extravagant and outrageous Christmas revels, the Catholics lay siege to Friedland,  threatening to burn the chateau to the ground if the traitor Wallenstein does not surrender. The beleaguered duke flees abroad with his closest generals and officers, leaving the rest of the shire's residents, his wife and daughter among them, at the mercy of the Kaiser's men and their blazing flames. To make things worse, the garrison rises up in arms and sides with the Kaiser...
Luckily, Alois, who has regained his memories and witnessed a similar scene during the storming of Magdeburg (he couldn't save that seamstress and her daughter), conducts a daring plan to leave a burning Schloss Friedland with Isa and Thekla in tow, as the whole province is left to the mercy of the Kaiser's ranks. He succeeds, but they are captured by the Kaiser's men in the woods three days later, and all three are subsequently sent to a watchtower dungeon somewhere in the southern Rhineland. 
There, the lady and her daughter, broken down by excruciating torture on the rack, fall ill with high fever. Alois, the girl, and her mother survive, standing strong in face of privation. They manage to have the commandant send a letter of pardon, written by the maiden, to the Kaiser.
Then, weeks or maybe months later, Isabella and Thekla are surprisingly set free by order of the Kaiser himself, and they leave for a little chateau near Friedland, a gift from His Imperial Majesty (quite a consolation prize, after losing their father and husband).  
And then, winter changes into spring...
One day in the late spring of 1635, the prisoners suddenly hear loud and clear cannon shots: the Swedes are besieging their prison!
In the nearby woods, a familiar rag-tag band of ravenfolk, dwindled to three people (a blond young man and two girls) are waiting for the outcome of this confrontation. Guess their names!

THE RINGSTETTEN SAGA VIII: THE LEIPZIG-FRIEDLAND WINTER

Previously on the Ringstetten Saga:
The late king's lifeless body is discovered, bloodstained and covered in gunshot and stab wounds, amidst a heap of slain Croatians. Liselotte finds an unconscious and freezing Gerhard, whom she takes to the surgeon and tends to herself. A nice draught of brandy (both to quench his thirst and ease his pain) down the lieutenant's throat almost brings him back from a state of near-death, but he will have to rest in bed all winter long, speaking and moving as little as possible, if he wants to survive: the bullet is lodged so deeply in his chest that it can't be taken out. The Leipzig Christmas wedding which Liselotte and he had dreamt of will have to be cancelled: they will marry in spring in the Swedish camp, if the wounded lieutenant survives.
Alois, however, has not been found, dead or alive. For one good reason: he strayed in the fog as well, was struck in the nape of his neck with a sword and suffers from amnesia, and thus he has joined Wallenstein's army as he was swept in the Friedlander's pell-mell retreat. After a brief stay in Leipzig before its fall, the amnesiac sergeant has followed the Wallenstein entourage eastward, into Friedland (the Wallensteins' shire, located in between Saxony and Bohemia). He has learned to know Isabella and Thekla von Wallenstein, His Lordship's wife and child (promoted to heiress after her brother's death), the former a blond and elegant Viennese noblewoman, the latter a raven-haired and reserved damsel who has lived in the shade of her father and brother... and is nowadays disturbed by her many suitors. Once in Friedland, Wallenstein has had the local gallows prepared for executing four colonels and nine subaltern officers for cowardice, as scapegoats for the Lützen-Leipzig debacle. Alois, now raised to the rank of generalissimo's aide-de-camp's orderly (pretty high, isn't it?), has become aware that disobedient peasants and servants, officers, privates, and vassals, are bound to wear a hemp necklace at the pettiest offence (even stealing fruit, or not wearing the Wallensteinian colours, which are scarlet and black). 
The Schloss Friedland chapel and those closest to it have got no bells, whose knell provokes His Lordship, but eunuchs calling from the church towers... Though very few people there are deeply religious. To start with, the Wallensteins and their associates are freethinkers.
However, Friedland is a peaceful shire with public schools in the smallest villages, manufactures (early modern industries), and medical care for the meanest subjects. The currency is a golden coin made in Friedland itself with Wallenstein's profile on it. Everything seems to betray that Wallenstein will take all this to imperial scale once he has dethroned the Kaiser: he is convinced that his reign will be remembered for its goodness and emphasis on welfare. Think of that, of an Enlightened despot born a century ahead of his times!
 In a glass case in a parish church (in Weissenfels, Saxony), the hero of freedom is mourned for by officers, privates, and a heartbroken Queen Eleanor (perchance the saddest of them all).
Eleanor (Desperate): Oh, Gustavus! Darling! Without you, I'm so alone! I wither, helpless, on my own!
With the enbalmed form of her late spouse and with his wounded steed, she invites Hedwig and Liselotte to follow the funeral procession to the royal palace in Nyköping. The blond girl, trying in vain to comfort her queen, declines such a tempting offer: she will follow the Swedish ranks, sure that her beloved Alois is still alive somewhere and that they are destined to meet each other again.
Liselotte declines as well, worried about Gerhard's state of health and having already decided to tend to his wounds. And also because she feels at home on the war front, not being that fond of courtly life.
Gerhard and other few Protestant survivors from the Battle of Lützen spend the winter in Leipzig's famous Auerbach Tavern. Our young lieutenant shares a room with his sister and fiancée, before moving into the estate of Breitenfeld for a quicker recovery (and less scuffles with university students). 
There he mostly spends the days sleeping until the week before Christmas Eve, when he starts reading books and making lace, that both girls sell at the local Christmas Market in Leipzig for profit. He draws the inspiration from the ice crystals on his windowpane, and he also notices that, having drunk too much brandy, his lace patterns resemble his first "cobwebs" of yore... let that be a temperance lesson!
The December celebrations of this trio are modest and cozy (that typically Germanic Gemütlichkeit!): Liselotte and Gerhard receive each a wedding ring and a medal of Gustavus Adolphus for their respective chain necklaces, while the convalescent lieutenant makes wonderful and special lace patterns, laden with love, for their dresses. After New Year, the lace made in that inn room is especially produced upon request of well-to-do Leipzig bourgeois for their tables and decoration.
At Schloss Friedland, the celebrations are far more lavish and baroque, crossing the limits of decency. Alois happens to have made friends with Thekla, though merely like siblings... but they must keep the distances, for His Lordship, drunk on success as he is, is rather protective of his wife's faithfulness and of his daughter's innocence. Thekla is courted by many suitors, three of which are actually a fifth column sent by the Kaiser from Vienna to watch the Duke of Friedland and inform the central government of his moves (though the would-be in-laws are unaware of the youths' agenda). Alois gets promoted to generalissimo's aide-de-camp's ensign, having to share entourage with Ladies Neubrunn and Brandeiss. He also gets to admire Wallenstein, and to learn of the duke's plans to team up with the Swedish regency for overthrowing the German Empire with a meticulously planned coup d'état!
Winter changes into spring once more, and both armies take to the field. But Sweden has lost power since the King's untimely death: the Regent reveals himself as a much worse leader, and Banér, now free once more, has started to drink to drown his sorrows after his beloved liege lord's death at Lützen. Thus, a long and bloody losing streak ensues. Gerhard and Liselotte marry in the woods in spring, while more officers defect to Wallenstein's army following each lost confrontation...

viernes, 1 de noviembre de 2013

THE RINGSTETTEN SAGA IV: THE RHINELAND WINTER

Previously on the Ringstetten saga:
At dusk, the winners started to celebrate their unexpected success and to raid the League's encampment. They took all the cannons, lots of money and provisions, some camp followers like the stunning Natasha as POWs, Madonnas (for their children to play with)... In short, everything that the fleeing foes had left behind. And they snatched it all like a swarm of locusts.
Of course, our ensign received a nice share of the spoils and presented half of it to his would-be father-in-law, who insisted that Gerhard should keep it for himself. He also offered the prisoner he had made to his liege as a gift. But His Majesty freed all the POWs and had them join the Swedish ranks. And he also made young Ringstetten a lieutenant!
Later that evening, Liselotte tended to Gerhard's wounds. She congratulated him and looked at him. It had been, so far, the best day in his life!
The prisoner that Gerhard had made was put under his command as his orderly, or personal servant. His name was Alois, and he had been a half-Croatian, half-Flemish captain of pikemen before his capture. He looked typically Mediterranean, with nutbrown eyes and a copper suntan... but he was far more reserved than his new commanding officer.
Another POW, a young Austrian count who had been Alois's ensign, Rainer Leopold von Liebenstein, is also put in Gerhard's company, keeping the rank of ensign but with the flag of Sweden, and soon clashes with his new commanding officer, mistrusting the rank of Lieutenant and Prussians, while flirting with Liselotte just to provoke young Ringstetten, whom he calls "Herr Leutnant" in a sissy-sounding ironic tone.
As for Kurtius Waldmeister, he tells the Elector that he'd rather join the Swedish army, and soon he appears, trading his scarlet doublet for a blue one, in the Swedish encampment.
Cue autumn turning to winter, and the Swedes getting from Saxony to the Rhineland. What happens next will be related in another post.
The quartet of leading characters is now complete.
In October, the Swedish ranks stand across the Main River from the fortress of Marienberg, which towers like an eyrie on top of a steep mesa, on the other side of the river. During the siege, the Catholic garrison fires cannon-shot after cannon-shot and gunshot after gunshot at the Swedish besiegers, even next to the King himself, driving gravel from the rampart into his blue eyes. Yet Swedish fire has already reduced one of the castle’s own towers to gravel. Now Gustavus is in the mood for a storming! Though the commandant of Marienberg has blown up two of the bridges across the Main, the Swedes quickly rebuild the bridge by throwing plank after plank on the ruined pillars. The Scots at Sweden’s service, led by both the Ramsay brothers, run across the shore in a storm of bullets, that mortally wound both the Ramsays, as the King finds rowboats, the whole Swedish host, Gerhard and Alois among them, crosses the river and rushes into the fortress, showing no mercy to soldiers or Catholic clergy… until Gustavus notices that the “dead bodies” in the castle courtyard look too rosy to be deceased, and, seeing through the ruse, he tells them to rise again, sparing the “resurrected” Jesuits, who thank their conqueror.
The spoils of that storming are legendary, even grander than those of Breitenfeld: rapiers, daggers, pistols, muskets, immense quantities of grain and wine (should the siege have lasted for ages), dozens of noble steeds… the golden Virgin and silver Apostles (Judas Iscariot included) worshipped in the chapel, and the whole library, sent to Uppsala University… Their stay in Marienberg is grand and meant to be celebrated: there, Gustavus and Eleanor will keep their winter court.
The Swedish royals, with their army and entourage, spend the winter 1631-1632 in the Rhineland. They lavishly celebrate their victories as well as Christmas and New Year's Eve, but don't forget the training either!
Before Christmas, they cross the Rhine to capture a fort/watchtower/dungeon of sorts on the other side. It's freezing, though not frozen! So each and every warrior in the Protestant ranks, starting with Gustavus himself, quaffs a nice draught of brandy before the crossing. Gerhard had drunk some before, when his wounds were tended to, so it doesn't affect him that much... WRONG! Our young lieutenant wants to impress his liege and, having drunk more than he can hold, he gets subsequently intoxicated. Luckily, Alois was there to save Gerhard from hypothermia!
The regiment is quartered in a beautiful Gothic-style Rhineland chateau, that turns out to be the birthplace of Liselotte's late mother Anne-Marie and where a treasure was hidden from a Catholic invasion. Before an impressive Christmas, our heroes decide to combine their training with a treasure hunt, and the treasure is then shared among the officers and privates. A gilt dagger and a crystal necklace from the hoard are given to the royals as Christmas presents.
While Gerhard himself receives, from His Majesty, the royal permission to marry Liselotte!
The royals also send a storybook about Gustavus's victory over Tilly to their five-year-old daughter Christina, who is living at Stegeborg with relatives of hers. Pretty soon, Gustavus and Eleanor give an anecdote: when the garrison at Kalmar Slott fired a salute to welcome the royal carriage, the Queen was so scared that she nearly fainted, while her only child clapped her hands and laughed with glee. Gustavus took little Christina in his arms and presented her to the gunners: "A warrior's daughter is never afraid of gunfire! She's asking for an encore!" And a second cannon shot followed. The Vasa loves to let his only child ride on his back and play games together, while Eleanor is far more concerned with her own spouse than with their young hopeful... appointed heir to the Swedish throne! 
Christina is being educated like a boy of her rank, taught fencing, marksmanship, horse riding, several foreign languages, history, philosophy, military skills...
Though, during the winter revels, an event occurs that shakes the royal court as well as Gerhard's company. Though our lieutenant outranks Rainer von Liebenstein, the far more extroverted and suave Austrian is chosen to be the royals' cupbearer at the feast. No one but Rainer and a few Vasa servants, who are actually a Jesuit fifth column, and who promise him a way to flee into Bavaria and join Tilly once more, aside from rewarding him, if he performs a series of dastardly deeds, the first one being lacing Gustavus's drink with strychnine, which he has been given as powder in an envelope. Rainer, who faces a serious moral dilemma, thinks for and against the plot, weighing in the Breitenfeld trauma and the pros and cons (lost many friends and commanding officers but won new ones in exchange, the Swedish king is far nicer than the Count of Tilly… vs. he is among heretics who have killed nearly everyone in his life and forced him to accept their “false” religion), until, at the eleventh hour, von Liebenstein finally decides to be true to Gustavus and, after the Vasa has toasted his dear Eleanor, the young ensign drains his liege lord's cup, which he has already laced, right before everyone's eyes, then, with cyanosis, locked jaws, and eyes forced open dying of suffocation amidst painful convulsions. As Rainer is buried in the estate gardens, soft snowflakes fall and everyone sheds tears for his sacrifice.
As a side story, Hedwig and Alois fall for each other, but Gerhard doesn't approve of his sister's crush on a former Leaguesman. During the celebrations, the young maid asks the Queen, who had previously told her about her (rather shocking) first meeting with Gustavus in in Potsdam, before their official introduction in her own birthplace of Schloss Königsberg (at the Potsdam court, she lured him into her bedchamber, dressed herself like a page, and then stole a kiss from him as she revealed her identity!), why she left their homeland of Prussia for a much wilder and harsher country like Sweden.
Eleanor replied: "I did it for love. When you fall in love yourself, you'll be capable of any sacrifice."
Cue Hedwig realizing that she's fallen for Alois (together, they do look like Othello and Desdemona)!
So, when winter changes into spring and the Swedes have designed to march further south into Bavaria, the blond and blue-eyed handmaid leaves her employment in the Queen's household to become a camp follower.
Alois also reveals his backstory to his sweetheart and to his commanding officer: he was conceived and born during a repression of Hungarian Protestants, as a bastard sired by one of Tilly's old Walloons while intoxicated unto the wife of a Croatian officer loyal to Wallenstein. The lovechild of René and Ljubica was named Aliosha Ivanovic, and he grew up in camps around the fringes of the Catholic world, unaware of his illegitimacy, until Wallenstein was dismissed by the Kaiser. Then, young Aliosha had come of age and his stepfather Nikola had been killed at Lutter. At Tilly's service, he met a sixty-something veteran, René Jacques van der Heide, who recognized the rosary the young ensign was wearing as the one he had given to a certain Croatian lady (Ljubica Ivanovna) and revealed that he was his birth father, giving him his French-Flemish name Alois and a flag of the League to protect. But René died during the conflagration of Magdeburg, leaving Alois orphaned and a ward of Tilly’s.
In the meantime, old Count Tilly has recovered from his wounds, but only from those of the flesh. Having said his prayers at Our Lady's of Altötting, he has promised the Virgin that he will defeat the leader of the heretics, whom he secretly admires.
And, being informed that the Swedes are encroaching against his own liege's electorate, he decides to break all the bridges across the Lech (across whitewater rapids, when the glaciers thaw in springtime) and set up, on the right bank, an encampment for himself, his liege Maximilian I, and his closest generals: Pappenheim, Altringer et consortes. The wooden planks from the bridges are re-used for the palisade, while the woods shelter the Catholic headquarters. In late March, right before April Fools' Day, the Protestants show up and encamp on the left bank, across the Leaguers. And Gustavus ironically laughs across the rapids: "We have nothing to fear! What? Are you afraid of crossing this stream!? Shall we, after having crossed the Oder, the Rhine and the Danube, stop before this rill!?"