MERCURY MY ARSE!

Not long ago, I happened to hear a recent theory that MERCURY causes Asperger's syndrome.

And I don't mean THIS kind of MERCURY...

...or THIS OTHER kind of MERCURY...

...but THIS kind of MERCURY. You know, the wild silvery liquid. Atomic number 80, symbol Hg.

It's so dense that a one pound sterling coin floats in mercury.

It happens to be a poison that produces insanity even by inhaling its fumes. 

Yes, mercury was what made the Mad Hatter mad.

And where does Asperger's fit in?

Luna Lovegood

Rita Mordio

Lloyd "Earl of Pudding" Asplund

(my favourite three fictional aspie characters)

So what has mercury got to do with AS? How do we get it inside us, if most thermometers are digital nowadays?

The answer is that the mercury which allegedly causes Asperger's enters the system through vaccines.

Well, I believe it's a HOAX, a massive hoax, and I would never, ever buy it.

Moreover, it's been scientifically proven that the theory of mercury in vaccines causing Asperger's is a hoax from the start, so I say it's a hoax and don't pay much heed to it.