"HOW MUCH WAS THIS ONE?"

In several of my universes, a Siglo-de-Oro-style dark group painting plays a lead role: "How Much Was This One?" At both installments of the Maison de l'Étrange (both the Darkness and Ayakashi Editions), as well as Hanged Men's Seed (El semen de los ahorcados), it hangs at the Gillenormands', for instance (though concealed behind a curtain or in a garret or a forgotten turret, as taboo for Marius). Though in Hanged Men's Seed it's donated by Luc Gillenormand to Hogwarts, as payment for surveillance on Marius, and hangs in the Slytherin common room --that of the Pontmercy boy's enemies/rivals!--, fascinating both 'Parnasse and 'Ponine, but making Enj feel uneasy. The painting itself is a gory tavern scene depicting visually, in a Siglo de Oro style, this scene from a subplot or vignette (like the flowers' dreams in The Snow Queen) in a Victorian fairytale by the Mayhew brothers:

Then the scene was changed once more, and men sat drinking in a tavern. As they laughed and joked, the door was flung suddenly back, and the huntsman entered, with the bloodhounds whining and jumping up about him. Advancing to the table where the drinkers sat, the huntsman dashed down among the wine-cups the bleeding head of the runaway, and demanded of one of the revellers the price that he had set upon it.

A LAMP TO LIGHT THEIR PATH

A LIGHT TO THEIR PATH
An Ichormeer Scenario

• lanternsticks amis - all + éponine in the same quarto (pontmercy quarto)
• enjoltaire
• courferre
• mariusette
• lougénie
• franzbert
• jolesgletta
• enjonine friendly
• courfeyrius friendly
• courfsette friendly
• cosettaire friendly?
• calendar!cosette
• calendar!eugénie - calendar!louise
• captain!enj
• lieutenant!combeferre - lieutenant!courfeyrac
• healer!combeferre - healer!jolllly
• dexter!bossuet (with air nomad arrows)
• trans!jehanne prouvaire
• rossamünderling!erre 
• lamplighter sergeant!sgt. thénardier
• winstermill cook!mme. thénardier (formerly wayhouse landlady)
• lamplighter marshal!pontmercy (dead "of stroke" actually poisoned) and his aide théo gillenormand
• lamplighter marshal!ferrán mondiego - mercè and albert (franz senpai at winstermill)
• cameos from oc:s
• cameo from toddler threnody vey
• cameo from hikaru sulu (lamplighter in same quarto as albert+franz)
• cameo from count de satigny
• cameo from alistair mccooley (from oscar pill book series)
• cameo from lloyd asplund + cécile croomy
• cameo from ritsu sohma (as an okama in highvesting)
• and these are only a few of the cameos
• +over with other works
• like hanged men's seed but in the ichormeer instead of hogwarts (and sans condesce or "chewblacka" bossuet)
• three acts - winstermill as prentices (academy of adventure) - en route to cripplebolt - cripplebolt

MORE ASSORTED MUSINGS

In one of his songs, Joaquín Sabina says he is "inútil como el semen de los ahorcados", as useless as the semen of hanged men. Yet there is the belief that mandrakes, those sentient humanoid tubers, grow from the semen of hanged men... Is that so useless, then?

Speaking of mandrakes, my second favourite passage in Genesis (after the Joseph story) is the "mandrake arms race" between Rachel and Leah: the beautiful, childless younger sister and the homely, extremely fertile older sister. When Leah's eldest son Reuben finds some mandrakes... Leah is not loved by her husband Jacob, who cheats on her and prefers her sister-in-law, whom he loves (the marriage to Leah was of convenience) in spite of Rachel's infertility. Till Leah bribes Raye to nearly quit Jake and Jake back into bed with the cunning use of mandrakes, which Raye LOVED (mandrakes to her were like panna cotta to me), and which allegedly were an aphrodisiac and fertility raiser. Turned out Rachel needed those mandrakes to have children, but to nearly no avail... The arms race escalates until Leah has her ten boys and dies, Jacob remarries Rachel and Joseph is their first child. Of course, the whole mandrake ruse had given as a result most of the ten older stepbros, and the stage is set for the Joseph story proper.

Speaking of Rachel, Joseph's mum had another heroic moment in escaping her parents' home to join her sister and darling brother-in-law for love's sake. So Raye's clan has got these household gods (lares, or whatever they might be), little figurines of fertility gods... She steals them from her dad Laban to bring them with her for good luck. Eventually, Laban catches up with Jacob, Leah, and a Rachel who travels with them, in their camp. And Laban is furious because the household gods of the estate have somehow vanished. So Raye picks the best hideout for the little figures: she sits on them! When dad inquires, she gives this clever excuse for why she can't stand up: "Sorry, I've got the period!" Laban fell for it hook, line, and sinker.

Speaking of uselessness, nipples on a breastplate are far more useless than the semen of hanged men.

Speaking once more of Sabina, his lyrics are so baroque and full of allusions that I warmly recommend them.