I'LL SING YOU ONE, OH (THE DERMARK VERSION)

I'LL SING YOU ONE, OH (THE DERMARK VERSION)

Another Yuletide carol, lesser known but also cumulative, and done Dermark style. References to my favourite fandoms and passions all around (minus footie, that is merely a wish of mine for my country's national team to win).
Still great to try as a drinking game.


I'll sing you one, oh...
Thus sings Miss Dermark, oh!
What is your one, oh?
One is one and all alone,
and evermore shall be it so...

I'll sing you two, oh...
Thus sings Miss Dermark, oh!
What are your two, oh?
Two, two, golden-haired twins
with bright eyes so green, oh!
One is one and all alone,
and evermore shall be it so...

I'll sing you three, oh...
Thus sings Miss Dermark, oh!
What are your three, oh?
Ginny, Luna, and Ne-e-ville!!!
Two, two, golden-haired twins
with bright eyes so green, oh!
One is one and all alone,
and evermore shall be it so...

I'll sing you four, oh...
Thus sings Miss Dermark, oh!
What are your four, oh?
Four for the four Marauders!
Ginny, Luna, and Ne-e-ville!!!
Two, two, golden-haired twins
with bright eyes so green, oh!
One is one and all alone,
and evermore shall be it so...

I'll sing you five, oh...
Thus sings Miss Dermark, oh!
What are your five, oh?
Five warring kings of Westeros!
Four for the four Marauders!
Ginny, Luna, and Ne-e-ville!!!
Two, two, golden-haired twins
with bright eyes so green, oh!
One is one and all alone,
and evermore shall be it so...

I'll sing you six, oh...

Thus sings Miss Dermark, oh!
What are your six, oh?
Six for a sixpack of Radler!
Five warring kings of Westeros!
Four for the four Marauders!
Ginny, Luna, and Ne-e-ville!!!
Two, two, golden-haired twins
with bright eyes so green, oh!
One is one and all alone,
and evermore shall be it so...

I'll sing you seven, oh...

Thus sings Miss Dermark, oh!
What are your seven, oh?
Seven for the Seven Gods way up high!
Six for a sixpack of Radler!
Five warring kings of Westeros!
Four for the four Marauders!
Ginny, Luna, and Ne-e-ville!!!
Two, two, golden-haired twins
with bright eyes so green, oh!
One is one and all alone,
and evermore shall be it so...

I'll sing you eight, oh...

Thus sings Miss Dermark, oh!
What are your eight, oh?
Eight for Oberyn's daughters!
Seven for the Seven Gods way up high!
Six for a sixpack of Radler!
Five warring kings of Westeros!
Four for the four Marauders!
Ginny, Luna, and Ne-e-ville!!!
Two, two, golden-haired twins
with bright eyes so green, oh!
One is one and all alone,
and evermore shall be it so...

I'll sing you nine, oh...

Thus sings Miss Dermark, oh!
What are your nine, oh?
Nine for the maiden Muses!
Eight for Oberyn's daughters!
Seven for the Seven Gods way up high!
Six for a sixpack of Radler!
Five warring kings of Westeros!
Four for the four Marauders!
Ginny, Luna, and Ne-e-ville!!!
Two, two, golden-haired twins
with bright eyes so green, oh!
One is one and all alone,
and evermore shall be it so...

I'll sing you ten, oh...

Thus sings Miss Dermark, oh!
What are your ten, oh?
Ten for the Amis de l'ABC!
Nine for the maiden Muses!
Eight for Oberyn's daughters!
Seven for the Seven Gods way up high!
Six for a sixpack of Radler!
Five warring kings of Westeros!
Four for the four Marauders!
Ginny, Luna, and Ne-e-ville!!!
Two, two, golden-haired twins
with bright eyes so green, oh!
One is one and all alone,
and evermore shall be it so...

I'll sing you eleven, oh...

Thus sings Miss Dermark, oh!
What are your eleven, oh?
Eleven who will win the Euro Cup!
Ten for the Amis de l'ABC!
Nine for the maiden Muses!
Eight for Oberyn's daughters!
Seven for the Seven Gods way up high!
Six for a sixpack of Radler!
Five warring kings of Westeros!
Four for the four Marauders!
Ginny, Luna, and Ne-e-ville!!!
Two, two, golden-haired twins
with bright eyes so green, oh!
One is one and all alone,
and evermore shall be it so...

I'll sing you twelve, oh...

Thus sings Miss Dermark, oh!
What are your twelve, oh?
Twelve for the months of 2016!
Eleven who will win the Euro Cup!
Ten for the Amis de l'ABC!
Nine for the maiden Muses!
Eight for Oberyn's daughters!
Seven for the Seven Gods way up high!
Six for a sixpack of Radler!
Five warring kings of Westeros!
Four for the four Marauders!
Ginny, Luna, and Ne-e-ville!!!
Two, two, golden-haired twins
with bright eyes so green, oh!
One is one and all alone,
and evermore shall be it so...


PS. The "eleven who will win the Euro Cup" refer to La Roja, Spain's national team, who lost their chance at a second World Champion star two summers ago. I have never been a footie fan, but I'm still rooting for them to get back into shape.

IMPORTANT HAPPINESS CHARGE NEWS

This week, in the Happiness-Charge-Precure-verse, there has been an event that confirmed one of my worst fears when it comes to the series's premise:

Spain has fallen into the clutches of the Empire.
We don't know if the economic crisis is rampant in the Happiness-Charge-Precure-verse Iberian Peninsula, but we have witnessed the Phantom Hunter defeating the resident Cure (Cure Matador)!
Which is connected to both of these events:

• In the Happiness-Charge-Precure-verse, Sweden and the other Northern countries remain free and protected by their respective Cures... so far (and we're counting our fictional blessings).
• In the real world, Spaniards are recovering from the crisis and cheering on La Roja for this summer's long-expected footie World Cup. While an intellectual like me has unexpectedly caught the so-called "Red Fever". With two Euro Cups and the last World Cup under its belt so far, La Roja is going through a brilliant winning streak... Will the national team get its fourth big cup?