miércoles, 23 de noviembre de 2022

FOUR TUNA IN PEAR OF TRICKS, MONDAY

 FOUR TUNA IN PEAR OF TRICKS, MONDAY

or,

SOMETHING OLD, AND SOMETHING NEW, (BORROWED FROM THE CARMINA BURANA)

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i. the old

OH, FOUR TUNA

Original Lyrics: Vox Pop (Goliard folksong)
Music: Carl Orff
Misheard Lyrics: S. Dermark, originally 6th June MMXV, updated 25th November MMXXII

Oh, four tuna!
Bring more, Luna!
Statuary on her knees!

Some men grate cheese,
hot temperate cheese,
Vimto can taste of kidneys...

You caught two rats,
bet too cool rats,
you don't get cheese or chicken...

Ate chips all day,
hot and salty,
dipped sore feet, good hot chili...

Saucy codpiece...
Get me cod, please!
Brought up to volume in me!

Suck juice from moose!
Finance some moose! (Alt.: Fun with some moose!)
Second these so rude big knees!

Open bra top!
Get 'em loved up!
Leaky foot when near cherries!

Look there, Froot Loop!
Don't sue YouTube!
Farewell to missionaries...

SAW SOME WOOKIEES!
GREAT BIG WOOKIEES!
THEY GIVE YOU GONORRHEA!

THIS FAT BIG PUSS! (Refers to Puss in Shrek Forever After when he becomes obese in the alternate timeline when Rumpelstiltskin rules).

LET'S GIVE HIM BOOTS!
SEND HIM TO NORTH KOREA!

LOVELY YODA,
SEND ME MORE OF
POTATO SOUP AND CHICKEN!

HOT MESS ALL DAY!
SING IT UGLY!
BE GOOD FOOOOOOOOR, PLEASE, LOOOVELY CAAAAKE!!

(EPIC CODA)

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ii. the new

FOUR TUNA PLAN GO WOOL NEAR RA

A brand new sequel to Oh, Four Tuna

Original Lyrics: Vox Pop (Goliard folksong)
Music: Carl Orff
Misheard Lyrics: S. Dermark, 25th of November MMXXII


Four tuna plan go wool near Ra,

still, Lunt is wuss of Shell is.

Cod soup for me in Moon near Ra,

soup Tre eat rebel is.

Wear oh, is, cod leg in tour,

front, ace, Cappy lotta,

zed plaid... okay ace segway turn

okay's yokel vat, ah!

Wear oh, is, cod leg in tour,

front, ace, Cappy lotta,

zed plaid... okay ace segway turn

okay's yokel vat, ah!


In four tuna's soul, yo,

seder Ramel let us,

Prosper eat tatties, vary yo,

Florrie core ornate us.

Quick quid aim on Florrie,

Felix let the arthouse,

none 'cause sum of Coors, rouille,

glory and private is.

Quick quid aim on Florrie,

Felix let the arthouse,

none 'cause sum of Coorsrouille,

glory and private is.


Four tuna wrought and volving tour,

descent ominorate us,

altering alt and tolling tour,

memes exaltate us.

Exudate inverted Che,

caveat Rue Ena,

'Nam, sub, Axl, leg the most:

Hey, Cuba Regina!

Exudate inverted Che,

caveat Rue Ena,

'Nam, sub, Axl, leg the most:

Hey, Cuba Regina!










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