PRIDE ASTROLOGICAL PARODY OF WALTZING MATILDA

 This is part of one of two initiatives I am doing for June. One is a Pride initiative and one is a Povel Ramel - a Swediah singer-songwriter whose centennial was right now, on the 1st of June 2022 - initiative. Starting today these initiatives are doing well on my blog... This Waltzing Matilda parody is only the tip of the iceberg (right on the day I'm going to watch Hamlet live)

Once a queer Aquarius entered a watering hole,

under the shade of rainbow flag and love free,

and he sang as he watched and waited till they'd mixed his drink:

"You will come under the covers with me..."

Under the covers, under the covers,

you will come under the covers with me,

and he sang as he watched and waited till they'd mixed his drink:

"You will come under the covers with me..."

Down came a young Aries to drink at the watering hole,

up leapt the Aquarius and grabbed his arse with glee,

and he sang as he kneaded that Aries's derrière:

"You will come under the covers with me..."

Under the covers, under the covers,

you will come under the covers with me,

and he sang as he kneaded that Aries's derrière:

"You will come under the covers with me..."

Up whizzed the sergeant, mounted on his motorbike,

down marched the coppers, one, two, three!

"Who's that fair young Aries you've got lolling in your lap?

You will come under the covers with me!"

Under the covers, under the covers,

you will come under the covers with me,

"Who's that fair young Aries you've got lolling in your lap?

You will come under the covers with me!"

Up sprang the Aquarius and stormed out of the watering hole...

"You'll never take me alive!" said he...

And his voice may be heard in any bar with a rainbow flag:

"You will come under the covers with me..."

Under the covers, under the covers,

you will come under the covers with me,

And his voice may be heard in any bar with a rainbow flag:

"You will come under the covers with me..."