THERE'S NO ONE LIKE GASTON

Because:

No one loves himself like Gaston!
No one looks good in red like Gaston!
No one has a baritone like Gaston!
No one is as obstinate as a suitor like Gaston!
No one shoots like Gaston!
No one wears boots like Gaston!
No one drinks ale like Gaston!
No one backstabs like Gaston!
And, lastly, because...
No one falls from heights like Gaston!