POPE IN THE LINE OF FIRE

A rumour about Pope Francis as the victim of a kidnapping plot has spread through the Web like wildfire:


A fellow Jesuit of Francis's has, luckily, unravelled the Pope-nappers' plan!

Why do I post this on a literary blog?
Simply because the former pope of the Catholic Church, Ratzinger, wrote sacred texts:

When I first heard of Ratzi's abdication, I thought it was a joke. Then, I was shocked upon discovering that it was true!