domingo, 17 de agosto de 2025

HITLER HAS ONLY GOT ONE BALL

This song is sung by Gavroche Thénardier as a battle song and cheer song in The Seed of Hanged Men Book V, and he was killed while singing it (at "poor old Goebbels" in stanza 2):

Hitler

has only got one ball

Göring

has two but very small

Himmler

has something sim'lar

but poor old Goebbels

has no balls at all

Rommel

has four or five, I guess

No one's

sure about Rudolf Hess

Schmeling

is always yelling

but poor old Goebbels

has no balls at all

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Post-retcon in both the webtoon and the revised fic, Gavroche is killed while singing the Quintilius Varus song (at the first "Sir Quintilius Varus"). He still knows "Hitler Has Only Got One Ball," but it is not his death song. It's this one instead:

When the Romans got the mania,

Sim serim sim sim sim sim,

they marched up north to Germania,

Sim serim sim sim sim sim,

Riding in front, irreparable,

Tan taran tan tan tan tan,

Was their boldest general,

Tan taran tan tan tan tan,

Sir Quintilius Varus,

of course, of course, of course,

Sir Quintilius Varus,

Trallalala, trallalala, trallalala, lala lala!!!


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