FUN DERMARK WAYS TO DIE

FUN DERMARK WAYS TO DIE

My own filk version of the Dumb Ways to Die meme...

WARNING: Some of these activities are hazardous to health, or even to life itself.


14th of August 2015

Defenestrate yourself,
get on your head a book-filled shelf.
Play a game of Russian roulette,
be as self-indulgent as Marie Antoinette...

Fun Dermark ways to die,
such fun Dermark ways to die...
Fun Dermark ways to die,
such fun Dermark ways to die...

Play Antigonus with a live brown bear,
put on tight Victorian corset underwear.
Be a Protestant in Philip II's Spain.
Start up a fight against Ser Gregor Clegane.

Fun Dermark ways to die,
such fun Dermark ways to die...
Fun Dermark ways to die,
such fun Dermark ways to die...

Get your heart run through with a spear,

thrust a skewer through from ear to ear.

Try a home-made parachute from the Eiffel Tower...

And a mutant poison spider will give you no super-power.

Fun Dermark ways to die,

such fun Dermark ways to die...
Fun Dermark ways to die,
such fun Dermark ways to die...

Get kissed thrice by the Snow Queen,
stage a too realistic action scene,
get lockjaw from a wound you didn't care for though it hurt,
have fourteen semla buns in a row for dessert...

Fun Dermark ways to die,

such fun Dermark ways to die...
Fun Dermark ways to die,
such fun Dermark ways to die...

Drink liquor until it takes away your reason...
Accuse Lieutenant Edmond Dantès of treason...
Inhale a ludicrous amount of helium...
Come out of the closet in the Third Reich...
Try to capture a Komodo dragon...
They may not rhyme, but they're quite possibly...

Fun Dermark ways to die,

such fun Dermark ways to die...
Fun Dermark ways to die,
such fun Dermark ways to die...


BE SAFE AROUND LIFE.
A message from Sandra Dermark