FA?: FRE?UENTLY ASKED ?UESTIONS

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FRE?UENTLY ASKED ?UESTIONS


1) Why is the letter ? in this article replaced with a ?uestion mark?
4 pun's sake. A pun-drunk, punky Punknowle dweller called Punelope, or Punny for short, ga5e me the punsational idea of replacing the letter ? with the ?uestion mark just 4 pun's sake.

2) Why did you get the idea of creating an FA? part for the blog?
Eye just felt that I had to do it. Many readers here in (S)Pain, where Aye am li5ing in cum-stern-nation, are too little cle5er to wonder-stand where my sin-'panzees lie (in that part of the map where it says "Hear, B, Drag on!"). So Ai thought (while lying down in a wagon-lit of a train of thought) that what this blog needed to better it (not fetter it!) was a corner for Fre?uently Asked ?uestions.

E) Is th3r3 any chang3 from th3 blog of 2 years ago?
This blog will soon r3ach its th000usandth p000st. H3nc3 (and roost3rc3, and chickc3 too), a spirit of c3l3br8shon p3r5-aids this 3nd35000r 2 X-panda this eff000rt in all dir3ctions, from the pro5inc3 of lit3ratur3 2 th3 far 5ast3r r3alm of fiction, and fixion, in g3n3ral (though 000ur bl000g is still ca5iar to th3 g3n3ral, and th3 X-preshon r3-furs 2 th3 g3n3ral public, not to th3 g3n3ral offic3r). Oui, jawohl, ja5isst, th3r3 has b33n not a chang3, but a(n) (r)e5olution.

For) S000 the th000usandth p000st will be s000mething really 5ery red000ubtably and x-ceedingly special, unique, and/000r 000utré?
It will be a Sir Price (which is by n000 means a knighted price)! I am m000st likely 2 p000st it during this summer in (Sw)Eden, but Aye, w000n't tell anything!

V) We ha5e als000 noted that e5ery letter 5 has been replaced by the number V, also known as fi5e, and 5ice 5ersa.
That's als000 a punctuated, punned element of this ?uesti000nnaire. i'TS HIGHLY UNLIKELY THAT A SERI000US (sIRIUS bLACK-LIKE) PERS000N W000ULD E5ER INDULGE IN SUCH NAI5E AND SURREAL PUR-SUITS (SUITS WITH PURSES ATTACHED), MORE FIT 4 AN EARLY M000DERN (AS 000PP000SED TO L8 M000DERN) REGIMENTAL STURGE000N THAN 4 A PRESENT-DAY NEUR000-STURGE000N. tHERE4, SUCH AN 000FFENCE IS aNNA-THEMA (C000NDEMNING THE LIKES OF aNNA IN fR000ZEN) T000 jESUITS, fASCISTS, c000MMUNISTS, DICT8000RS, G0005ERN000RS, LEADERS 000F THE XTREME RIGHT AND THE XTREME LEFT, ET SET-ERA.

666) Then, is this whole freaking catalogue of puns just a ruse?
It is.
However, the core of it is as true as can be.