THINGS THAT PISS US LEFTHANDERS OFF

I am left-handed. Has not a lefthander got eyes? Has not a lefthander got... OK, we leave Shakespeare be and begin giving a list of things that tick me off as the lefty I am:

1) Not enough lefty mouses at University.
At home I use laptops, but at University, during both lective and spare times, there are tower computers... the old kind, with a separate tower, screen, keyboard, and mouse, this last item being always on the right side. That is, the wrong side for us lefties.

Well, that was a short list, but this humble lefthander expects that things will change for the better someday on the tower computer front...