A PLATYPUS AND SANDRA DERMARK WALK INTO A BAR...

A PLATYPUS AND SANDRA DERMARK WALK INTO A BAR...
PLATYPUS: (Makes platypus noises)
SANDRA: Have you got this drink they call loneliness?
BARMAN: What's this... some kind of meta-joke?
SANDRA: Did you just break the fourth wall? If so... Right, we're inside a joke.

RHETORICAL QUESTIONS

Did I ever...

• write "leftenant" with an F on this blog?
• make any lame puns on this blog?
• miss any Oxford comma (as in "the truth, the pure truth, and nothing but the truth". It's the highlighted comma before "and") on this blog?
• mention Nazis, Baratheons, Shakespeare, Ravenclaw, Luna Lovegood, the Thirty Years' War, Swedish history, learned and/or deviant fictional characters in supporting roles, wordplay, loanwords, or any other of my passions (look out for the Oxford comma!) on this blog?