OH, FOUR TUNA

OH, FOUR TUNA
MISHEARD LYRICS

Original Lyrics: Vox Pop (Goliard folksong)
Music: Carl Orff
Misheard Lyrics: Alexandra H. Margraviati - VI Iunii MMXV

Oh, four tuna!
Bring more, Luna!
Statuary on her knees!

Some men grate cheese,
hot temperate cheese,
Vimto can taste of kidneys...

You caught two rats,
bet too cool rats,
you don't get cheese or chicken...

Ate chips all day,
hot and salty,
dipped sore feet, good hot chili...

Saucy codpiece...
Get me cod, please!
Brought up to volume in me!

Suck juice from moose!
Finance some moose! (Alt.: Fun with some moose!)
Second these so rude big knees!

Open bra top!
Get 'em loved up!
Leaky foot when near cherries!

Look there, Lovegoods!
Don't sue YouTube!
Farewell to missionaries...

SAW SOME WOOKIEES!
GREAT BIG WOOKIEES!
THEY GIVE YOU GONORRHEA!

THIS FAT BIG PUSS!
LET'S GIVE HIM BOOTS!
SEND HIM TO NORTH KOREA!

LOVELY YODA,
SEND ME MORE OF
POTATO SOUP AND CHICKEN!

HOT MESS ALL DAY!
SING IT UGLY!
BE GOOD FOOOOOOOOR, PLEASE, LOOOVELY CAAAAKE!!

(EPIC CODA)