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jueves, 12 de noviembre de 2015

MY FAIR WARRIOR - VERSION II

This version of my Jaimienne Othello, My Fair Warrior, is going to be five short thirteen-sentence chapters. I will obviously abide by the constraint.
The cast, the same as usual (with an added extra):

MY FAIR WARRIOR - OTHELLO, JAIMIENNE STYLE

Othello: Jaime Lannister
Desdemona: Brienne of Tarth
Cassio: Renly Baratheon
Iago: Petyr Baelish
Emilia: Catelyn Stark
Roderigo: Margaery Tyrell/Loras Tyrell
Bianca: Loras Tyrell
Foreign Envoy: Oberyn Nymeros Martell

Jaimienne, Renloras, Renlienne friendly, Petelyn, Oberyn/everyone good-looking, Reach/Dorne rivalry, death of many characters in the end.
Ah! And the author has got the following constraints:

1) All chapters shall be 13 sentences long.
2) The story taken will be the Verdian Othello, with a few liberties (but not too many).
3) The story will be entirely set at Storm's End.
4) All of the ships and features listed below the dramatis personae must be present.

If any of these constraints is disobeyed, the penalty is taking a cold water shower.


ACT THE FIRST

On horseback, in their Payne squire's company, the young lovers have reached Storm's End at last.
Far behind them lies now Casterly Rock, the confrontation, the hard yet finally attained victory.
"I love the Maid of Tarth like you loved my lady mother," Tywin Lannister had been told by his heir ere the latter left the Westerlands for good.
"I won his heart without any tricks, by kindling the hope he had lost," said, to shatter his resolve, the one the Warden of the West disapproved of as a daughter-in-law, ere he realized that so it was.
All of that happened a month ago, but it seems like an era: will they tell the children they will have that story?
Looking into one another's eyes, his green as meadows, hers blue as summer lakes, they now see each other reflected in countless sparkles of joy.
"Last time I saw Renly, he was but a little stripling," Jaime says, tucking a wisp of golden hair behind his right ear, while Brienne, in response, chortles and kisses his lips fast as lightning, innocently.
Now, in the courtyard of Storm's End, a tall and raven-haired young lord with honest blue eyes comes towards them and kisses Brienne on the cheek: a friend's or a brother's kiss.
Jaime sees how dashing Renly Baratheon has become in his early twenties, the comely Reach youth he's taken for a squire, who can be none other than Loras Tyrell, the adorable Reach maiden he's taken for a bride, who must be Loras's younger sister Margaery, courteously smiling and addressing them welcome.
The lord of Storm's End ruffles the freckled maiden's flaxen hair, introduces his bride and prospective brother-in-law to her, wonders why Jaime Lannister is there at Storm's End, and receives for a reply that he's Brienne's fiancé.
This was the fortress where Durran Godsgrief and his nymph lover resisted seven times the storming by the old elemental gods whose daughter had been taken, until these gods surrendered, Renly explains in his usual outrageous style, stressing the characters' feelings, as the Reachers and Jaime listen to a dramatic legend of love, passions, and defiance, one that the Maid of Tarth knows already since childhood.
In a corner of the courtyard stand a fiftyish fellow with a wit as sharp as his dark goatee, looking at the whole scene, a beautiful auburn lady in her thirties or forties wearing black by his side, turning her bright blue Riverlands eyes away from his, grey and hard like the rocks of the Vale.
"Lord Baelish, from the Vale, our new steward, and the unfortunate widow of Lord Stark..." Renly Baratheon, in a lively tone, his bright summer blue eyes shining with confidence, introduces them to the Lannister heir and the Maid of Tarth, as the goateed steward bends the knee before the fair-haired newcomers and the auburn dowager modestly curtsies.

ACT THE SECOND
The sun is setting behind Storm's End, gilding the ramparts and towers of the Baratheon keep, as Jaime and Brienne, from the bastion that serves as their balcony, watch the Sapphire Isle across the straits, the lone evening star shining brightly above them.1
"My Evenstar..." he says, clasping her waist, now clad in a gown of shimmering cobalt blue silk, in his scarred warrior arms, as she shuts her azure eyes and receives a fiery kiss.2
As the fiancés share a tender moment together, a scheme begins to unfurl downstairs in the Great Hall.3
Lord Renly's younger adoptive brother, a Baratheon in everything but surname, is cupbearer at the supper table, and, after he's served the new steward, the latter takes a little flask out of his dark sleeve and pours the crystal-clear liquid within into the costly flower-jewelled tankard still half-full of Arbour red, crimson and shimmering like freshly-shed blood.4
A shiver runs down Edric's spine: "the new steward... planning to poison Renly!?", yet Lord Baelish, who appears to have read his mind, strokes the little cupbearer's free left hand and reassures him that 'tis not as it seems, that he's diluted His Lordship's wine with spring water, that Renly Baratheon might not be able to hold such a strong drink on its own.5
As the dark-haired stripling, reassured, saunters off to serve his liege lord, the upstart watches the first act of his plans unfurl as smoothly and perfectly as foreseen: tucking the little flask of brandy back into his sleeve, then stroking his dark silver-streaked goatee, the steward observes how Edric Storm fills His Lordship's golden cup, which the twentyish Stormlander, after raising it to the health of his bride and brother-in-law, as he slightly throws his head back, gracefully puts to his lips... then, within an instant, Renly tilts his right wrist, his throat works to swallow the laced draught, and, with an already elated expression, he hands over the empty cup to his ward, who fills it again: everything is going as planned.6
In his twenty-one or twenty-two years of short life, Renly Baratheon had never drunk Arbour red before, yet, to keep up with his Reach lover and Loras's younger sister, he has to sample their lore, sharing the usual fare of Highgarden courtiers, to become part of the Reach by absorbing the blood of its fruits... 'tis finely scented, neither that sweet nor that sharp, and goes down smoothly, even searing his throat and warming his heart, a draught of fire or sunshine, as it descends into the depths of his system, flows through every vein with his own bloodstream, drowns every thought and every worry in its wake, estranging Renly from any other feeling but elation: feverishly lighthearted, he passionately feels that drinking Arbour red is just like making love with Loras, as he whispers in his lover's ear all the while embracing the young Reachman and stroking his curly golden hair.7
Once more, the Lord of the Stormlands reaches out the golden goblet for Edric Storm to refill it, and drinks as heartily and confidently as before, yet, by the time he asks Edric for a third cupful, His Lordship's cheeks are ablaze and glow scarlet, his bright blue eyes have turned blood-shot, and he asks his ward and cupbearer, in a slurred voice, why the room is reeling: and thus, after pouring Renly a third drink, though at first a little doubtfully, the young Stormlands bastard, tankard in hand, saunters back to the cellars of Storm's End, looking back at his liege lord every now and then: Renly, usually a sensible drinker, so easily intoxicated?8
At the edge of the table, a sharply dressed goateed Valeman and the bald, red-bearded castellan of the fortress, the guardian of Renly's childhood, watch the young lord gradually drown his reason in strong drink: 'tis the Baratheon flaw, it took Robert away, and, though Stannis has always rejected it, the youngest brother is already spiralling towards the same downfall... thus says this Baelish, though no born Stormlander, in that friendly and honest tone which always tells the truthsayer apart from the liar: Ser Penrose worries that his young ward, whom he raised with all his care since Renly's older brothers left, may wreck his health and life... perchance, as a warrior not used to rearing children, the veteran had been too lenient to his ward, letting Renlykins, without any disappointments and with every wish or whim fulfilled, grow willful and headstrong: this is the price Cortnay Penrose has had to pay for not knowing how to raise a child, and now, at twenty, Renly's self-will is leading him down the path to downfall his eldest brother walked... there he is, already lying half-asleep on the table, yet, though he has come of age, he is still young: it may not be too late for all hope to be lost.9
Loras Tyrell has never seen his lover in such a state before: he knows Renly as a sensible drinker, yet he never expected Arbour red to take such a hold of his mind and of his heart, though the tall and muscular Baratheon frame of the Lord of Storm's End appears so strong and so resistant... there he lies on the table by Loras's side, his ponytail undone and his long raven locks spread across the flower-embroidered tablecloth, his clean shaven face quite buried in that cascade of midnight-coloured hair, either asleep or unconscious: there is beauty even in his drunken stupor... Tempted by Renly's unconsciousness to come closer, the young Tyrell parts his lover's dark locks as if they were curtains, seeing through the gap a shut eye and a rosy cheek that seem to ask for a kiss. However, as soon as the crown of Loras's head nudges that of Renly's, the unconscious lord suddenly raises his weary head from the table, awakening with flashes of rage in his bloodshot eyes and a dreadful countenance, his right hand springing to the hilt of his sword: seeing what he has unwittingly done, the Knight of Flowers clutches his rose-shaped pommel, prepared to draw steel as well.10
The flash of steel and the clank of blades soon attract everyone's attention; Renly and Loras, once courteous lovers, cross swords fiercely and passionately: for the Baratheon lord is so bereft of reason that his whole worldview is wrapped in a dark haze, and he does not recognize his beloved, but sees the one who threatens his life with a drawn sword as an enemy... from a certain distance, Ser Penrose watches his drunken ward, staggering and reeling yet thrusting a flashing blade to slaughter the brother of his bride: this cannot be true, the Lord of Storm's End must be brought to his senses... and thus, standing up in haste, the middle-aged castellan heads for the sparring young men, to try to make peace in between them, hoping that Renly will pay heed and reason with his former caregiver. 11
Through the haze within Renly's mind, another half-spectral enemy appears, and neither does the young lord realize that his own father figure has stepped in between him and Loras, to try to stop their scuffle and make peace between them... Cortnay sees nought but rage and unreason in his ward's sparkling blood-shot eyes, full of blue fire, and hears his slurred, loud chant of the Baratheon house words: "OURS IS THE FURY!!", as a painful blade enters his right forearm and blood flows from the stab wound... Still, the injured castellan sees no other choice, since Renly won't listen, and quickly pins the intoxicated young lord to the ground, as Renly lands on the pavement with a thud and shuts his eyes, his breathing growing steadier and steadier. 12
The clash of steel and roar of battle-cries rouse the Lannister heir and his love from their reverie, plunging them back into harsh reality and urging them to rush downstairs into the Great Hall, Brienne first, since she has recognized Renly's voice from afar, followed by her golden-haired fiancé... and, when they have reached the Great Hall, they find the young lord unconscious on the pavement, with blood on his sword and gloves, his guardian clutching a right arm bandaged with a torn-off sleeve of the shirt, bleeding and wincing yet swallowing his pain

jueves, 9 de julio de 2015

WESTEROS AUS: DIVERGENCES FROM CANON AND CONNECTIONS

WESTEROS AUS: DIVERGENCES FROM CANON AND CONNECTIONS
  • The Baratheon Saga: Characters live in Imperial Prussia during the Belle Époque or Progressive Era. Everything, or nearly everything, follows canon while staying in this era of change and progress.
  • The Tales of Septa Poppine/The Queen Beyond the Wall: Usual Westeros. The Night's Queen is still alive. The Lannister children are inspired by an eccentric septa. Jaime is squired at Evenfall Hall, then spirited away by the Night's Queen. Brienne goes to seek him north of the Wall, in a series of adventures inspired by Andersen's epic tale.
  • Moonrise by Sunset: Steampunk/clockpunk Westeros. Brienne was orphaned as an infant and raised with the Stark daughters, Sansa and Arya. Maggy the Frog is a soothsayer with real powers. There is conflict reminiscent of both the Thirty Years' War and Napoleonic Wars.
  • Come Undone: Steampunk/Regency Westeros. Brienne was orphaned at an early age and fostered in Storm's End. War between the Westerlands and the rest of Westeros (reminiscent of Napoleonic Wars, with Tywin as Napoleon), the Vale and Dorne remaining neutral.
  • My Fair Warrior: Clockpunk Westeros. Uchronia hinge: Robert killed by Rhaegar at the Trident (due to intoxication), Aerys died of a stroke, war won by royalists (though Stannis and Renly still got Dragonstone and Storm's End, respectively). Dornish law imposed: Rhaenys heir to the throne and then first titular queen of Westeros. Lannisters in decadence. Littlefinger as Baratheon advisor, courting the naturally widowed (due to an accident on the Wall) Catelyn Stark while holding her only daughter Sansa hostage.
  • Game of Wands Saga: Everyone in Westeros studied or studies at Hogwarts, Beauxbâtons, or Durmstrang. Crossover with other series of young adult fantasy literature.
  • War Without Tears: Westeros hosts Hunger Games in a ruined fort on the Wall. The number of tribute dwindles gradually, like the murder victims in any good Christie story.
These are the ways in which my major Westeros plots diverge and intersect with the canonical aspects of the 'verse. Bear in mind that The Tales of Septa Poppine is a prequel to The Queen Beyond the Wall.

viernes, 26 de junio de 2015

MY FAIR WARRIOR - VERSION I

This is a story of love... Too cliched, comrade.


MY FAIR WARRIOR - OTHELLO, JAIMIENNE STYLE

Othello: Jaime Lannister
Desdemona: Brienne of Tarth
Cassio: Renly Baratheon
Iago: Petyr Baelish
Emilia: Catelyn Stark
Narrator: Dark Princess Twilight

Imagine that your lives have gone so far practically perfectly. Not a single cloud in sight. And, to make things even clearer, you are at Storm's End, soon to leave for Evenfall Hall...
What could ever make your story take a turn for the worst? Some kind of misunderstanding? Can they be actually lethal?
For love can hurt indeed, and turn against those who feel it in the depths of their hearts.
In this timeline, Jaime and Brienne, bride and groom, will feel the effect of a curse that can't be reversed...

3... 2... 1...

MY FAIR WARRIOR
the graphic version

(this is but a preview)

TWILIGHT (sounding like the Twilight Zone narrator)
Jaime Lannister and Brienne of Tarth, opposites attract, truly in passionate love with one another.
Yet soon they will discover that love is a two-edged blade, 
and that those closest to one are the last to be trusted.
For emotions may be especially hard to control, especially in the Twilight Zone...

Was what I once felt for her true love?
Never.
It hurt far less than when I think of you...

If I were to die, I would be far more than happy...

Oh, my fair warrior...

-So this is Storm's End... Far harsher than Casterly Rock, eh?
-Is that Tarth across the strait and the mist?
-We're leaving for Evenfall tomorrow. Now I am Ruler of Tarth...

-Good morrow, and welcome to Storm's End!
-Last time I saw Renly, he was but a child... how sprightly he is now...
-Jaime and Brienne, sitting in a... There's a septon eager to bless someone here!


-I keep my maiden name. For Tarth has got no more heirs...
-Let me kiss you, my dear camp wench... my fair warrior...

Charming, Brienne! This gown can't fit you any better!
"I just hope I can wear a dress for tonight..."

-I've got her, in fact... and she will be yours if you accept this petty little offer.
-There has never been anything in between us!
-If you wish to have pretty little Sansa in one piece...

Lannister, Baratheon, Tyrell... Surnames.
And chaos is a ladder.

No true Baratheon does not drink his wine or ale unmixed.

-So what will you do now, Lord Renly?
-Is this an affront? Let me show you, upstart!

*gulp*

**gulp**

***gulp***


-A true Baratheon indeed, the spitting image of the late Lord Steffon, and of the late Lord Robert, and heading down the same path towards downfall...


-And you loved me for my misfortune...
-And you loved me for my compassion...
(-YOUR LORDSHIP! PLEASE! STOP WAVING THAT SWORD!!)
(-***Ours is the fury... Ha-ha-ha-ha!!***)
(-YOUR LORDSHIP!! HOW COME YOU...?!)
"Renly!"

-Tsk... So this is what the Lord of Storm's End is really like? 
Though this may hurt... We Lannisters will never more ally with House Baratheon.

You were the first stranger to show kindness to me.
Guess I shall repay the favour... Friends will be friends, after all!

-Watch both of them... Lord Baratheon and your bride...
-Could she ever? I mean, she's brave, true, clever, loyal...
-They are closer to one another than you ever were to her.
Somewhere across Westeros, Cersei Lannister is crying... Tywin Lannister is dying...
-But could she ever...?
-She is a Stormlander as well, after all...
Never lower your guard...

"Could she... that close... closer than I ever...
Steel yourself!
But what is really true?"

Trifling clues may shatter the most shining dreams...

"Did they... that close? Renly? Brienne? 
That was surely a kiss, a kiss which never will be mine...
She is...! But how dare?!"

"We were never meant for each other..."
"Why is he so cold, so detached, overlooking me?"
"If I can't have her at all... then..."
"Perhaps it's only the effect of all these changes he's going through."

-His kisses have seared your freckled face.
-What?
-Ain't you that wicked Stormlands sutler-whore?
-I swear by the Maiden! I have never been that!


 -Excuse me... I happen to have made a mistake.
I thought you were that wicked Stormlands camp-whore who bedded Jaime Lannister.

-...and he even rubbed embers on my cheek. Still coldly, as if his heart were somehow frozen.
What's more, he seems obsessed with the fact that Renly and I are "more than friends." 
And you know it has never been that way.
-As a wife and mother, I have had to, and still suffer, my own hardships in the ways of love.
Please listen to me.
-Please listen to me, Cat... Jaime changing from honest lover to what he has become... This is not usual at all.
There's a slight suspicion that someone is behind it.
-Please, Brienne. Give him and you a little more time. And never worry. 
It's the fate of a warrior's wife to see her spouse change every now and then for better or worse.
-My heart is still true to him, and will always be true, no matter how harsh he is or will be.

"If I put out the light inside you, how could I ever kindle what I quenched?
Pardon me, my fair warrior.
This is what is best for both of us. And for Renly Baratheon. And for the one for whose sake you will break his heart, like you have broken mine.
Farewell, my lovely traitor. I will surely miss you."
***kiss***
-Jaime? Was that a kiss? My fair warrior... Do you still love me?


sábado, 6 de junio de 2015

"MY FAIR WARRIOR" CHANGES (HALF THE) TITLE!

What???
That Jaimienne Othello AU??? Title change??? Was numbering a chapter ZERO not enough, readers?
Well, aside from the great idea of conveniently titling the skippable (or not skippable) prologue CHAPTER ZERO (capitalized), there has been a slight change in title.
The new half of the title is centered on my passion for the theme of foreignness (one that you may have picked up from frequently reading this blog), and thus, on the non-Stormlander characters in the Stormlands (Jaime, Petyr, Cat, and the youngest Tyrell siblings), who drive the plot forward (as well as Greek chorus Podrick), as the Stormlander characters (Renly, Brienne, most of the supporting cast), though at home, become alienated in some way or other (both Renly on Tarth and Brienne at Storm's End are strangers, after all).
To crown it all, the potential title is: "at the distant shores of a country", the way it reads, completely in lower-case (MY FAIR WARRIOR is capitalized). It's half a verse from an anti-war poem, and "a country" is outside the warzone where the events happened. The keywords are "distant", implying, well, distance and "otherness/uncanniness" (as opposed to close, home, provincialism, etc.), "shores", implying coastalism and how this factor changes the line between "a country" and the outside world, and of course "a country", implying a vast territorial expanse comprising many lands and communities under a single rule (the key is being a Flächenstaat or territorial state). In the title, "a country" refers to the Stormlands or to Tarth (once independent), it could be applied to the Westerlands in CHAPTER ZERO, where it all begins. There, Brienne is a stranger as well.
A review of the poem interprets this line, "at the distant shores of a country", as referring to "living on the other side of the world". Another review simply calls it "a country". Another one says "entirely different countries" and "others (other nations) across the world." To me, it refers at large to the Stormlands in this fiction. Like Cyprus in Othello, the hinterland/backwater setting is a character in its own right in this story. The play put on during the wedding at Storm's End in CHAPTER ONE, in which Renly is Durran Godsgrief and Loras is Elenei, is more than a reenactment of history. Even Penrose and Brella appear as the elemental gods, Elenei's parents (coaxed a little against their will). The story just screams of nationalism. In Renly's own words: "A play put on by Stormlanders, about Stormlanders, for Stormlanders." What about Ser Jaime? And the Imp? Or, what's more, what about Lord Baelish and the Widow Stark? Their opinions on the play differ. While Cat understands the plight of the gods, and Jaime is overawed by Durran's character on stage, Petyr argues with Cat about the play being jingoistic. Tyrion says the same to Jaime, though in a less subtle way. It would be like for a non-French person to watch a reenactment of the Revolution staged in France by French people. Or substitute "French" and "the Revolution" for "Greek" and "the Trojan War," or "British" and "Arthurian legends," or "Swedish" and "Gustavus Adolphus." To Renly and Loras, and all the gathered Tyrells, there is passion, pleasure in the performance. To the spectators, especially to the foreign ones, opinions are diverse. "Jingoistic?" It's merely an opinion. An uncomfortable offshoot of foreignness issues.
When I realized I could not fit in Erudite (for preferring the arts to sciences and being a pacifist as opposed to the Erudite warmongers) and switched to Amity in the eleventh hour... Long story short, I had an epiphany. Like that of including the Verdi-scrapped opening of Shakespeare's tragedy into this retelling as a chapter obviously titled ZERO and subtitled as optional. Just to add the way Cersei and Tywin would react to the one they love eloping with a stone broke and gender-confused Stormlander.(which questions would it raise to the Lannisters?) And that in an AU where she hasn't freed him from the sway of the Night's Queen, and they have merely been squired together until their coming of age (Tywin's banishment from court was the reason to send Jaime to Tarth in this AU) and she has got to the Westerlands to participate in his (and his onee-chan's) name-day tourney.
Othello, like Coriolanus, is the story of a warrior out of water during peacetime, and adjusting to an unsuitable peacetime activity. Cory gets into politics, statescraft, government. The O gets himself a bride who becomes a wife, and who should have stayed a maiden in the first place (thus, Des being as out of place as her spouse). Horton, a male 'phant, gets an egg to hatch. Jaime in canon loses his hand and sees the light thanks to the Maid of Tarth.
Jaime in MFW loses his hand in a swordfight and, later on, takes his life. There's a bit of a complex as he got all geared up to defend the Red Keep in case of siege and then, suddenly, discovering Aerys dead of a stroke in his bedchamber. Still half a child, and suddenly bereft of more field experience (than his earliest raid chasing bandits in the Westerlands) before losing his white cloak and leaving for Tarth. Yet extremely experienced in courtly culture, sucking it all in as Kingsguard as he longs for leaving for the front and not being given the chance until peace returns, when it becomes impossible (much like Zangra in Jacques Brel's song).


MY FAIR WARRIOR - at the distant shores of a country

CHAPTER ZERO
(which can be skipped to proceed to CHAPTER ONE and the real beginning of the story, if the reader so wishes, or else, read to give more information about the background of the story.)

Tossing over to the other side of her shared canopy bed, Cersei Lannister shook her cascade of perfect golden locks in her wake, as she made herself comfortable and reached out with her delicate, white lady hands.


So there you have the full title and the chapter numbered ZERO. With its first line, by the way.

viernes, 5 de junio de 2015

MY FAIR WARRIOR - JAIMIENNE OTHELLO AU

So here is the My Fair Warrior outline. The Othello Jaimienne plot bunny has begun to grow for a year. So, what is it? A Jaimienne AU where Jaime turns cloak and leaves for the Stormlands just for the Maid of Tarth... but, what if the past resurfaces, what if their doubts of each other resurface, will the Rains of Castamere plays for them?
The AU will be published either this summer or this winter...

Chapter 0 will be a prologue that opens at Casterly Rock at midnight, with Cersei waking Tywin up because Jaime is unexpectedly missing. There will be a little questioning the Imp, who stays awake reading history and knows nothing... Then, a sealed letter left by Jaime is opened...
CROSS-WESTEROS PERSECUTION ENSUES.
In the end, Brienne and Jaime will meet the Lannisters in the Inn at the Crossroads, where the whole parley will take place and the Lannister heir will be let go, with Tywin's blessing and all (mention of Joanna expected!)...
In this perfectly skippable zeroth chapter, Jaime is Desdemona and Brienne is Othello ("the Maid" instead of "the Moor"). In Chapter I proper, which will open in the sept of Storm's End, their roles will be flipped. He will be Othello and she will be Desdemona. And Renly will obviously be Cassio. The story proper will switch the setting to Storm's End and Evenfall.

To give you an idea of the background, Rhaegar is king of Westeros, losing his marbles in his fifties and ready to abdicate, in a ménage à trois with his wife Elia and first female Kingsguard Lyanna. Robert was killed at the Trident, his younger brothers forgiven by the Crown (Stannis given Dragonstone and Renly given Storm's End), the Lannisters banned from court after the signing of the peace treaty. The de facto ruler of Westeros is, according to Dornish custom, Rhaenys, soon to be crowned Rhaenys I, whose favour Tywin tries to win by marrying Jaime to her (and Cersei to Aegon) or making his heir a Queensguard... until Brienne comes along at a tournament to celebrate the twins' twenty-fifth name day... which kind of frigs up the whole Lannister master plan, as it helps the new Lord Regent of the Vale (LF, married to Lysa and then "accidentally" widowed, like in canon, having adopted Sansa to make his childless union efficient) undermine the status of Houses Lannister and Baratheon by presenting himself at Storm's End as advisor to Renly, to stay closer to both scions and ruin their emotional lives... Add that Tyrion is also present at Storm's End and at Evenfall as Jaime's "voice of reason" that he won't listen to...
Yes, it's "royalists-win-the-War-of-the-Usurper" uchronia!
Rhaella is deceased and Viserys is Prince of (restored) Summerhall, yet a spoiled and self-indulgent libertine. And he ultimately marries Rhaenys and becomes Prince Consort. Dany was stillborn, by the way.

So far, I have cast Jaime, Brienne, Renly, Catelyn as Emilia (mythology gag to Michelle Fairley's career), Pod as some kind of Greek chorus (herald/cupbearer/orderly, etc.), Loras as a Roderigo-Bianca combination, Margaery as another Bianca, Littlefinger as definitely Iago (his motivation being simply to troll the Lannisters and Team Highgarden out of their power) (Cat being his Emilia, the widow he's romancing, and who resists his advances. So Petyr, having shoved Lysa out the Moon Door, holds Sansa hostage at the Eyrie and will only release her if Cat accepts his hand in marriage...), Tyrion as Jaime's "voice of reason"... until, quite unexpectedly, as everyone else leaves for Evenfall, he has to leave for KL to become Hand of the Queen (ain't that CONVENIENT?), which leaves everyone else but Catelyn confused and vulnerable to the Xanatos Gambit that also overarches the Shakespearean tragedy source.

The storyline will be at some points serious, yet full of mythology gags to the lore of Westeros, but also to other canons, for instance, mentions of Uruk-hai, Maester Gerold's Liniment (Dr. Gerhard's Liniment), coconut-tapping "horses", bites from mutant spiders, joke warfare, Bellatrix Lestrange (who appears out of the blue to torment Catelyn), Fabercrombie & Itch, swear words worth of Captain Haddock... NO HODOR, BUT A LOT OF OTHER SHENANIGANS, AND ENOUGH OF THEM, TO FILL THE "HODOR" SLOT.

There will also be filk songs and characters bursting out (especially the Tyrells, Cat, Renly, and my Westerosi OTP) into impromptu musical numbers. (Which never happened in "The Queen Beyond the Wall", except for the Lemony narrator's Faust verses at the beginning and ending. For it was supposed to be a serious fairytale AU about coming of age and the power of love, with a few references to other similar stories.)



Yet I'm already juggling two Westeros AU projects, Septa Poppine (Haft Paykar meets Mary Poppins in Westeros) and the Baratheon Saga (Baratheons & Friends & Foes in Imperial Prussia). Maybe My Fair Warrior will be ready for Christmas, like The Queen Beyond the Wall last year...

jueves, 14 de mayo de 2015

UPCOMING JAIMIENNE OTHELLO AU

So here is the My Fair Warrior outline. The Othello Jaimienne plot bunny has begun to grow for a year. So, what is it? A Jaimienne AU where Jaime turns cloak and leaves for the Stormlands just for the Maid of Tarth... but, what if the past resurfaces, what if their doubts of each other resurface, will the Rains of Castamere plays for them?
The AU will be published either this summer or this winter...

Chapter 0 will be a prologue that opens at Casterly Rock at midnight, with Cersei waking Tywin up because Jaime is unexpectedly missing. There will be a little questioning the Imp, who stays awake reading history and knows nothing... Then, a sealed letter left by Jaime is opened...
CROSS-WESTEROS PERSECUTION ENSUES.
In the end, Brienne and Jaime will meet the Lannisters in the Inn at the Crossroads, where the whole parley will take place and the Lannister heir will be let go, with Tywin's blessing and all (mention of Joanna expected!)...
In this perfectly skippable zeroth chapter, Jaime is Desdemona and Brienne is Othello ("the Maid" instead of "the Moor"). In Chapter I proper, their roles will be flipped. He will be Othello and she will be Desdemona. And Renly will obviously be Cassio. The story proper will switch the setting to Storm's End and Evenfall.

So far, I have cast Jaime, Brienne, Renly, Catelyn or Margaery as Emilia (whom would you pick?), Pod as some kind of Greek chorus, Loras as a Roderigo-Bianca combination, Littlefinger as a candidate for Iago (Oberyn, Arianne, and Roose+Ramsay are also being considered).

So I will have Uttam clear my casting doubts ASAP.