SHAKESPEARE ALTERNATE TITLES

SHAKESPEARE ALTERNATE TITLES, nearly all of them beginning with the clichéd and overrated snowclone "The One With..."

• Othello: The One with the Handkerchief
• Macbeth: The One with the Three Witches
• Romeo and Juliet: The One with the Star-Crossed Lovers
• Hamlet: The One with the Laced Rapier
• Julius Caesar: The One with the Ides of March
• King Lear: The One with the Wicked Stepdaughters
• Anthony and Cleopatra: The One with the Cobra
• Coriolanus: The One with the Unpopular Statesman
• Titus Andronicus: The One with the Meat Pie
• Henry IV, Part One and Two: The One with Falstaff, Part One and Two
• Henry V: The One with the Tennis Balls
• Henry VI Trilogy: The One with Joan of Arc, Parts One, Two, and Three
• Richard III: The One with the Princes in the Tower
• Henry VIII: The One with the Reformation
• Midsummer Night's Dream: The One with the Donkey-Headed Actor
• Merchant of Venice: The One with the Clever (Actually Female) Lawyer
• Much Ado About Nothing: The One with the Bickering Lovers
• Taming of the Shrew: The One with (Kate) the Shrew
• As You Like It: The One with the Usurper's Daughter
• Twelfth Night: The One with the Puritan in Yellow
• The Merry Wives of Windsor: The Other One with Falstaff, feat. Two Married Women
• The Tempest: The One with Caliban
• The Winter's Tale: The One with the Bear
• All's Well that Ends Well: The One with the French Jerk
• Measure for Measure: Wicked Austrians (Except the Nun)
• Cymbeline: Snow White of Milford Haven
• Pericles: Snow White and the Seven Pirates