BE PREPARED WESTEROS FILKS

So here are a pair of Westeros filks that I thought of making. I used the Swedish version of Be Prepared as source for both. The Lannister version is set before the death of Robert Baratheon, the Tyrell one before the Purple Wedding:

HEAR ME ROAR
(or, the Lannister version of Be Prepared)

TYWIN: I know that all your apprehension
can't the slightest concept understand.
Though you're obnoxious, pay attention!
I will share something I now have planned.
It's clear you don't have the experience,
of how this is done not a clue...
A royal entrée, with my clearance...
And quite soon we'll be through with our coup!

So prepare for the chance of our lifetime!
So prepare for sensational rise!
A future of glory...
This is no mere story...

CERSEI: And where do we fit in?

TYWIN: Soon, you'll be admitting
great prizes, awarded.
I'll have you rewarded,
at least a little more than before!
Though our plans may e'en involve a war...
Hear me Roar!

CERSEI: Hear me Roar! Yes indeed! But why should we roar?
TYWIN: For the death of the King!
JAIME: And why? Is he ill?
TYWIN: Oh yes, soon he'll be gone, and his little brothers too!
CERSEI, JAIME, TYRION: Great idea! Who needs a king?
No king, no king, na-na-na-na-naaaa-na!
TYWIN: Idiots! There will be a king...
JAIME: But you said...
TYWIN: Joffrey will be king!
Follow him, and House Lannister will rise to power again!

CERSEI, JAIME, TYRION, LANNISTER BANNERMEN: Come one, come all, soon, we're united,
with a new reign that calls for a feast!
TYWIN: So what? Quid pro quo, you're expected
to take duties at which you fail least.
The first prize is right for the taking,
if you my instructions obey...
For without my wit's undertaking,
all of you would be lost and astray!
So prepare for the coup of the century,
be prepared for the end of the game!
Such a careful planning,
such great actors spanning...
Our ruler's a zero,
and never a hero!
This will soon be over,
the tables turned over,
the regime will be changed to the core!
I'll stand taller than ever before!
Hear me Roar!
CERSEI, JAIME, TYRION, LANNISTER BANNERMEN: I'll stand taller than ever before!
Hear me Roar!




GROWING STRONG
(or, the Tyrell version of Be Prepared)

OLENNA: I know that all your apprehension
can't the slightest concept understand.
Though you're obnoxious, pay attention!
I will share something I now have planned.
It's clear you don't have the experience,
of how this is done not a clue...
A royal entrée, with my clearance...
And quite soon we'll be through with our coup!

So prepare for the chance of our lifetime!
So prepare for sensational rise!
A future of glory...
This is no mere story...

LORAS: And where do we fit in?

OLENNA: Soon, you'll be admitting
great prizes, awarded.
I'll have you rewarded,
with much more than a tune and a song!
Seven Reachers can never be wrong!
Growing Strong!

LORAS: Growing Strong! Yes indeed! But why should we grow strong?
OLENNA: For the death of the King!
MACE: And why? Is he ill?
OLENNA: Oh yes, soon he'll be very ill, at his wedding feast...
MACE, GARLAN, LORAS: Great idea! Who needs a king?
No king, no king, na-na-na-na-naaaa-na!
OLENNA: Simpletons... There will be a queen...
MACE: A queen?
OLENNA: Margaery will be the Queen.
Follow her, for House Tyrell will spring to action at last...

MACE, GARLAN, LORAS, TYRELL BANNERMEN: Come one, come all, soon, we're united,
with a new reign that calls for a feast!
OLENNA: So what? Quid pro quo, you're expected
to take duties at which you fail least.
The first prize is right for the taking,
if you my instructions obey...
For without my wit's undertaking,
all of you would be lost and astray...
So prepare for the coup of the century,
be prepared for the end of the game!
Such a careful planning,
such great actors spanning...
Our ruler's a zero,
and never a hero!
This will soon be over,
the tables turned over,
we will change the tune of power's song!
Seven Reachers will never be wrong!
Growing Strong!

MACE, GARLAN, LORAS, TYRELL BANNERMEN: Seven Reachers will never be wrong!
Growing Strong!