THE BATTLE OF POMPLEMOOSE PASS

A big man on a horse.

A general.

General Genghis Kahn Schmitz.

A war.

Marching to battle.

A land.

Pomplemoose Pass.

About to attack.

Duty to do.

"Attack without fear!

The glorious moment of victory is near!"

And the glorious general led the advance

with a glorious swish of his sword and his lance...

(Outnumbered)

And Genghis Kahn Schmitz shouted out to his men:

"This happens in war every now and again.

Some times you are winners, some times you are losers.

And so I suggest that it's time to retreat!"

And the army raced off...